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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Concerned Citizen posted:

the result is really good

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/839852660371095552

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/839853447365214208

:yikes:

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:21

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# ? May 13, 2024 09:38

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 383 days!

So Lyin' Ted and his wife ate KFC or w/e with Turmp last night

I hope he called Cruz's wife ugly again and Cruz just sat there and took it, which I'm assuming is exactly what happened

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:22

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

FactsAreUseless posted:

Stop Making Sense.

Name of This Band is a better collection of songs, because it has more stuff from Remain in Light and a lot more of their early stuff, and it has some of their best performances ever, especially the live version of Born Under Punches. But it's also very much an album for existing fans. Stop Making Sense is pretty much a perfect single performance, and an impressive piece of work overall. The coordination, the showmanship, the sense of fun, etc. Also, every song on the concert is the best version of that song. The only thing dragging it down is that it's a lot of Speaking In Tongues material, which is one of their weaker albums.

Excellent, thank you - tbh i mostly like TNOTBITH for the live cuts of the earlier punkier stuff...ofc SMS deserves to be played on loop in the fkn Whitney no doubt about that

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:22

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

UrbicaMortis posted:

My impression of America is somewhat skewed by this guy I met in Vietnam.

He was crazy af, rode a motorbike at mach 5 everywhere and got into a fight with the local cops once. He also told me that back home his favourite thing was driving into the countryside and do donuts while firing guns which is basically the most American thing I've ever heard.

He was from Seattle, so now l always picture that city as just a place of utter anarchy, which I realise is probably inaccurate.

the nam changes a man

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:22

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

I worship Troop death.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:23

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

THE VETERANS REQUIRE SACRIFICE

PLEASE, O VETERANS, TAKE MY HAIRY BALLS 2 REVITALIZE UR MANLY WW2 ESSENCE

*castrates self w/rusty bayonet*

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:23

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

Squizzle posted:

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/839853447365214208

the house dems are channeling the spirit of lf

it is good

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:23

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

veterans can eat my doo doo, gently caress all troops everywhere on all sides stop killing each other you retards how hard is it to not murder people hahaha

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:24

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

crazy cloud posted:

Radio, micro, and tv waves are broadcasting a near constant din of trUMP TMUTRP TRIMP TRUMP out in infinite space in all directions. To the rest of the universe, and to any other sentient life running a SETI program of their own, we may as well be planet trump at this point. 300,000 years from now a star trekky alien with hosed up poo poo on their forehead is gonna write WOW! on their printed out SETI data and what they draw their arrow to will be trump. The whole page will be trump. And eventually, all will be trump.

https://twitter.com/smbsshowbot/status/835447163073282048

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:24

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

how is war even real lol just stop shooting, neoliberal

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:24

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

1 dead us marine... 2 dead us marines... 3 dead us marines ah ha ha :drac:

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:25

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

On page 1492, Baloogan drank the glycol blue

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:25

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

crazy cloud posted:

how is war even real lol just stop shooting, neoliberal

just step out of the tank lol

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:26

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

FAUXTON posted:

On page 1492, Baloogan drank the glycol blue

i got a gin and tonic on the go atm

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:26

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/AP/status/839856439258726401
Assange: champion of the tech corporations

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/839857866416742400

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:26

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

1492 when pasta Europeans discovered Americans long after Nordic settlement

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:26

OB_Juan: Nov 24, 2004; Not every day is a good day.; Dinosaur Gum

Columbus page.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:26

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

why can't the senate chucklefucks be more like house dems, they fuckin own

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:26

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

crazy cloud posted:

how is war even real lol just stop shooting, neoliberal

Drone em!

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:27

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

like just stop shooting

??? this isn't even hard???

idgi

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:27

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

in 1492 columbus discovered that natives would do anything you wanted if you pointed a gun at them

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:27

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Did not foresee wikilieaks becoming a Russian propaganda outfit

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:27

Uranium 235: Oct 12, 2004

UrbicaMortis posted:

My impression of America is somewhat skewed by this guy I met in Vietnam.

He was crazy af, rode a motorbike at mach 5 everywhere and got into a fight with the local cops once. He also told me that back home his favourite thing was driving into the countryside and do donuts while firing guns which is basically the most American thing I've ever heard.

He was from Seattle, so now l always picture that city as just a place of utter anarchy, which I realise is probably inaccurate.

expats in southeast asia are sometimes cool and nice people but they are often just nuts

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:28

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

DryGoods posted:

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/839857866416742400

why does hannity look like hes having a stroke when he smiles

realtalk is he dyin

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:28

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

crazy cloud posted:

like just stop shooting

??? this isn't even hard???

idgi

You have some good ideas

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:28

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

crazy cloud posted:

Radio, micro, and tv waves are broadcasting a near constant din of trUMP TMUTRP TRIMP TRUMP out in infinite space in all directions. To the rest of the universe, and to any other sentient life running a SETI program of their own, we may as well be planet trump at this point. 300,000 years from now a star trekky alien with hosed up poo poo on their forehead is gonna write WOW! on their printed out SETI data and what they draw their arrow to will be trump. The whole page will be trump. And eventually, all will be trump.

the Manimal Sphere principle is merciless

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:28

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

ted cruz made his young daughters join him and heidi for din-din with the orange goblin yesterday

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/839805100327649280

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:29

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

Hannity is so stupid mid stroke-out is his natural and permanent state.

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:29

Uranium 235: Oct 12, 2004

i'm very surprised that the CIA developed the capability to conduct espionage

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:29

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Yinlock posted:

in 1492 columbus discovered that natives would do anything you wanted if you pointed a gun at them

sometimes they still gently caress up tho, assholes. u can cut their hand off tho and they start doing better but like, slower because u cut their fucken hand off lamo

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:29

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Feminasty Slut posted:

You have some good ideas

hey bby

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:29

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

crazy cloud posted:

how is war even real lol just stop shooting, neoliberal

too many dicks in power, aka the PATRIARCHY hth

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:30

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Again there is no way anyone could detect earth communication waves beyond like a few lys

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:30

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

crazy cloud posted:

Radio, micro, and tv waves are broadcasting a near constant din of trUMP TMUTRP TRIMP TRUMP out in infinite space in all directions. To the rest of the universe, and to any other sentient life running a SETI program of their own, we may as well be planet trump at this point. 300,000 years from now a star trekky alien with hosed up poo poo on their forehead is gonna write WOW! on their printed out SETI data and what they draw their arrow to will be trump. The whole page will be trump. And eventually, all will be trump.

you know, aliens are totally gonna show up in trump's presidency

# ? Mar 9, 2017 16:30