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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Coolguye posted:

literally insurance period, you pay a little more when you don't need it so you pay a lot less when you do

what is ryan's background? is he another 'born on a velour cloth' rear end in a top hat or has he actually worked a day in his life? i honestly do not know.

afaik the only reason he survived his early life was social security

he's randian to a t

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Yinlock posted:

https://twitter.com/KristerJohnson/status/839888534240534528

this powerpoint is so poo poo lol

it just says "OPTIONS ARE DISAPPEARING"

paul ryan is such a dweeb

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Addamere posted:

As someone who has never had a car accident, a house fire, or most of the things covered by insured I think those companies owe me a pretty big reimbursement for all the money I've payed into them FOR NOTHING.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

tbf paul ryan's existance IS a fairly strong argument against socialism

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Coolguye posted:

literally insurance period, you pay a little more when you don't need it so you pay a lot less when you do

what is ryan's background? is he another 'born on a velour cloth' rear end in a top hat or has he actually worked a day in his life? i honestly do not know.

His family was poor when he was a child, and he's mad that the government prevented his death, so now he's making sure death comes for the people who are still poor.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Coolguye posted:

literally insurance period, you pay a little more when you don't need it so you pay a lot less when you do

what is ryan's background? is he another 'born on a velour cloth' rear end in a top hat or has he actually worked a day in his life? i honestly do not know.

wouldve died as a kid w/o public assistance lol

Serf
May 5, 2011


we have 2 opposition parties lol

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.



Test subject: What do you think of Trump?

Computer: He'll make America great again!

Trump voter: He'll make America great again!

Test subject: Neither of them are human.

Scientist: That is correct.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


so the takeaway from this is that Paul Ryan literally doesn't know how insurance works

cool

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
why not just buy insurance when you need it instead of paying for a big load of nothing the whole time :smug:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YE594zlUns

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Office Pig posted:

I sincerely think they don't have the brains to understand what they're doing.

yeah it's just baffling

like they know absolutely nobody wants them to do this, even the CEOs they're trying to appease are like "uhhh no"

im just having trouble wrapping my head around this level of brokebrains from non-trump

Serf
May 5, 2011


Pollyanna posted:

so the takeaway from this is that Paul Ryan literally doesn't know how insurance works

cool

i don't think this should come as a surprise to anyone

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Jose posted:

the World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017 was introduced back in january by someone from texas long before trumps thing saw the light of day

If it's feom texas it must be yuge

Gonna go look this up

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
the gently caress even ryan

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/darth/status/839892058999398404

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm sick and have a $10,000 bill? lemme just buy some insurance now and shave a few thousand off. i bet nobody ever thought of this :smugdon:

Thunder God Biden
Sep 8, 2004


Israel is not a legitimate entity, and no amount of pressure can force us to recognize its right to exist.



Broke my brain for the billionth time in 4 months.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Office Pig posted:

I sincerely think they don't have the brains to understand what they're doing.

we gave a toddler a gun and everywhere is now georgia

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Serf posted:

:ssh: i only have surnames
people with only surnames are usually incredibly miserable self-loathing people

which describes mitt romney and to a lesser extent lindsey graham well

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Pollyanna posted:

so the takeaway from this is that Paul Ryan literally doesn't know how insurance works

cool

um excuse me i'll have you know hes the smart fiscally responsible republican

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

prefect posted:

His family was poor when he was a child, and he's mad that the government prevented his death, so now he's making sure death comes for the people who are still poor.

also afaik paul ryan's life is pretty much him failing at failure so this checks out

Serf
May 5, 2011


Anime Schoolgirl posted:

people with only surnames are usually incredibly miserable self-loathing people

which describes mitt romney and to a lesser extent lindsey graham well

hey, i resemble that remark

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

I was laboring under the assumption that the republicans knew basic things but just ignored them out of evil

no, they're actually this loving stupid

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




why would you even want health insurance options

i want one option, i pay taxes and all health care is free for everyone

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i don't trust anybody with the surname ryan

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

:kimchi:

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Yinlock posted:

yeah it's just baffling

like they know absolutely nobody wants them to do this, even the CEOs they're trying to appease are like "uhhh no"

im just having trouble wrapping my head around this level of brokebrains from non-trump

I think their misguided loyalty to the Republican party is making them think they have to save Trump from a massive defeat....that or they're scared shitless of him and are now bowing to them like they do to anybody with a big checkbook.

Which makes them the most pathetic people on the face on the planet. Holy poo poo, Trump is a lead weight, ditch him and move on.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ideally other people would also be paying taxes

Serf
May 5, 2011


logikv9 posted:

i don't trust anybody

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Women's prison mass jail break after inmates in dominatrix gear handcuff male guards expecting 'mass orgy'

Police found three wardens naked and handcuffed inside the Nova Mutum public jail, near Cuiaba, central Brazil

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015



Paul ryan says insurance can't work if it follows the model of exactly how insurance works

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

I think their misguided loyalty to the Republican party is making them think they have to save Trump from a massive defeat....that or they're scared shitless of him and are now bowing to them like they do to anybody with a big checkbook.

Which makes them the most pathetic people on the face on the planet. Holy poo poo, Trump is a lead weight, ditch him and move on.

seriously

if they ditched trump they could easily get through whatever country-destroying poo poo they wanted for 4 years no problem because everyone would be like "at least it's not literally the fourth reich"

orange sky
May 7, 2007

"You can't have these rich people paying taxes and then that money goes to the people who have no money, that's just not going to work"

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Hey remember over the weekend when Trump woke up in cold sweats and accused Obama of towergating him with absolutely no evidence? lol LOL

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

lol oh my god

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Squizzle posted:

wouldve died as a kid w/o public assistance lol

My parents were hardcore conservatives who didn't believe in "government handouts" despite being extreme poors and the result is that I entered the workforce at the age of 11.

In all seriousness, it probably made me the person I am today, which is "successful" in capitalist terms. But also I've now been in the workforce for 16 years and I am 27.

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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Feminasty Slut posted:

I never really liked nascar but I'd tune in just to giggle at Dick Trickle's name back in high school.

He offed himself a few years ago

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