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NSM has stopped loving around.
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Mar 8, 2017 21:07
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Mar 8, 2017 21:44
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Push El Burrito posted:NSM has stopped loving around. I so wish that NSM just took a turn for the "gently caress this", and would solve all his problems with snapping necks. All of his problems.
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Mar 8, 2017 21:48
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enigmahfc posted:I so wish that NSM just took a turn for the "gently caress this", and would solve all his problems with snapping necks. Bricks don't have necks.
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Mar 8, 2017 22:35
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Now add Gwen Stacey's neck snap sound effect from when Peter killed her.
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Mar 9, 2017 00:31
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enigmahfc posted:I so wish that NSM just took a turn for the "gently caress this", and would solve all his problems with snapping necks. 
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Mar 9, 2017 00:34
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Next story will be about Wolverine having to kill Spider-Man for being too dangerous. Of course then they will be friends because "Mary Jane" kinda sounds like "marry Jean" and they will team up to fight Iron Jonah with Phoenix MJ.
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Mar 9, 2017 02:34
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 Oh it was just a headcloth he's had on all this time?
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Mar 9, 2017 05:29
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I can't wait for ronan to hit himself in the face with his own hammer
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Mar 9, 2017 05:34
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keep going my cosmi-rod is almost in position
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Mar 9, 2017 05:42
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Bets on whether or not Ronan will smash himself in the face or blast a shroom ray to the back of his head?
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Mar 9, 2017 08:04
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i think we can safely assume that ronan will not figure out how his own arms work
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Mar 9, 2017 08:09
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enigmahfc posted:I so wish that NSM just took a turn for the "gently caress this", and would solve all his problems with snapping necks. I actually think quickly snapping his neck might be kinder than the current plan of suffocating him.
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Mar 9, 2017 08:54
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Manatee Cannon posted:I can't wait for ronan to hit himself in the face with his own hammer I think what the artist is trying to convey is that Ronan has moved his hammer behind his own head, and behind Spider-Man. I think Spidey's brilliant plan is to jump off at the last second and let Ronan blast his own helmet off. But that may just, like, blow his own head clean off.
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Mar 9, 2017 10:23
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Cabbit posted:I think what the artist is trying to convey is that Ronan has moved his hammer behind his own head, and behind Spider-Man. That hammer head is rather brick-shaped so I doubt NSM will effectively dodge it.
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Mar 9, 2017 16:05
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ronan is actually planning to hit himself in the head so that when his head snaps backwards, he can headbutt spider-man in the dick
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Mar 9, 2017 16:11
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This was all an elaborate suicide attempt by Ronan. It's a cry for help.
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Mar 9, 2017 16:49
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Has the Universal Weapon ever been refereed to the Cosmi-Rod in any other form of media? Can you call a hammer a rod? Has Ronan actually been referring to his dick this whole time instead of the hammer?
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Mar 9, 2017 17:35
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Synthbuttrange posted:
"He's right where he needs to be" Also known as stapled to a man's backside. And will someone give that robot some drat shrooms already .
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Mar 9, 2017 18:34
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Is Stan getting the Universal Weapon confused with Big Barda's Cosmic Rod?
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Mar 9, 2017 18:56
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Ronan has the Cosmic Control Rod inside his Universal Weapon.
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Mar 9, 2017 19:19
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Okay, not all these can be euphemisms for penis. Some one is going to have to clarify on which one is though.
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MariusLecter posted:Okay, not all these can be euphemisms for penis. Some one is going to have to clarify on which one is though. the universal hammer is his penis, and hes put the cosmic sounding rod down the shaft
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SilverSupernova posted:Has the Universal Weapon ever been refereed to the Cosmi-Rod in any other form of media? Yes, very early on. They stopped calling it that once Annihilus and the Cosmic Control Rod showed up, to avoid confusion.
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Mar 9, 2017 23:59
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 Womp womp
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Mar 10, 2017 05:48
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I'm imagining him saying all that in the tenth of a second that action would actually take. 
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Mar 10, 2017 05:52
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Next few strips will be Ronan begging for his life while Spidey plays keepaway.
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Mar 10, 2017 05:56
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I like the little right angle "ZZZAKK" in the third panel.
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Mar 10, 2017 05:56
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Spidey has finally harnessed the power of a blunt object to the back of the head.
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Mar 10, 2017 05:58
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Holy poo poo. Why is this still the best thing comics wise on earth?
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Mar 10, 2017 06:02
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ouch, he dislocated ronan's shoulder
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Mar 10, 2017 06:02
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Haifisch posted:I'm imagining him saying all that in the tenth of a second that action would actually take. This is just the beginning of the NSM/Jojo crossover.
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Mar 10, 2017 06:06
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Why... why is Spider-Man talking in past tense about something he's currently doing?
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Mar 10, 2017 06:12
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So now we get to watch Ronan go all Total Recall, right?
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Mar 10, 2017 06:53
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"Is there a way that I can use this visual medium to show a series of actions in an exciting manner? Nah, gently caress it, I'll just have one character describe what he's doing to the other in unnecessarily long-winded detail." - Writing Comics The Stan Lee Way.
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Payndz posted:"Is there a way that I can use this visual medium to show a series of actions in an exciting manner? Nah, gently caress it, I'll just have one character describe what he's doing to the other in unnecessarily long-winded detail." - Writing Comics The Stan Lee Way. 
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Mar 10, 2017 11:47
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Ronan got a sweet goatee.
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Mar 10, 2017 16:12
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So... Ronan breathes through the back of his head or something? Because that helmet clearly doesn't have a face-plate. He's basically wearing one of these 
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Maybe there's a facial force field.
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