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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
It looked like Tenay to me at first

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CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I'd like TNA to switch places with Gary Shandling.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

whiteyfats posted:

What exactly happened to THQ? Did they go all in on some game that flopped huge or some poo poo, or just a multiple string of failures?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCAVbPaw5SI

here's a decent 14 minute video on it by an actually not that annoying youtube video games man

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RZApublican posted:

It was a Call of Duty clone about North Korea successfully invading America. When the game flopped the rights ended up in the hands of Koch Media who put out a reboot that was somehow far dumber than the original.


Someone send this to TNA because I think we might have a revolutionary new angle on our hands.

That's certainly an alternate timeline. :staredog:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
The Antrrud Owl

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Super No Vacancy posted:

the thumbnail looks like garry shandling RIP

I hate remembering that Garry Shandling is dead :smith:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jerusalem posted:

I hate remembering that Garry Shandling is dead :smith:

I didn't know he was dead. :smith:

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

quote:

As we discussed yesterday during the NXT & Beyond audio show in the Elite section of PWInsider.com, there will be some segments on tonight's Impact that knocks the previous regime. While there were a number of wrestlers backstage who felt it was a shot at the roster as much as previous members of management, Eli Drake became upset and confronted Jeff Jarrett about it and the two had a discussion. It was never described to me as getting ugly but Drake voiced some frustrations the existing roster was having with the changeover last week. There were talents who felt the shots at the previous regime were unfair because they didn't see them as a shot at management, but as everyone who had been working there. Since they had been perservering long before Anthem purchased the company, despite not knowing if and when it would fall apart and whether they would get the money they were owed - a number of talents felt there was nothing wrong with their work (and certainly, the product didn't suck) but the message the segments sent ruffled some feathers. So, Drake went right to Jarrett and voiced that. We are told he spoke with both Jarrett and Bruce Prichard.

The shots (which will be seen in at least two segments tonight) were meant to be specifically aimed at former members of management (read: Dixie Carter) with the idea of distancing the company going forward without an official reboot. More than one person described it as "awkward" since John Gaburick was heavily involved in creative and now was working backstage as his era was being kicked in the face verbally and there was some sympathy for him, even among talents who would usually dismiss him privately to me. With Jeff Jarrett laying out that it as his way (taking on an old school promoter approach) when it came to the new vision of the company, it was a culture shock to the talents that had been there under Gaburick as he was open enough, when laying out directives, to take feedback and let talents try to tweak it a litttle. I do believe there was a disconnect between the Impact roster and the new GFW talents coming in (and that was felt backstage) but over the course of the tapings, there were talents who opened up the eyes of the new management as to what their potential was. It's a weird situation in that a lot of talents that already had track records there were pretty much having to prove themselves again for the new bosses, even if that wasn't stated as such openly.

The belief among those I spoke with is that Bully Ray did not return because he was at odds with the creative plans for him and finally TNA washed their hands and moved on to Alberto de Patron. One source believed Velvet Sky would have been back if Bully returned.

Very interesting to note that Anthem Media, the parent company of Impact, began laying off a number of staffers at the Fight Network today. There have been a number of firings attributed to budget cuts. Whether any of that is a ripple effect of the Impact acquisition or not remains to be seen. There were employees who had been with the company 8-10 years who were let go today.

Meanwhile, Anthem plans to set up a poll for fans to name the Anthem owl. Seriously. I vote Dixie. There was an owl at the tapings last week used for production purposes. I want to know if it flew itself in.

Jeff Jarrett will be returning to the UK for additional media appearances in April.

The Impact website is currently down for maintenance. The previous incarnation of it was an utter mess, to say the least, so hopefully this means a reboot before tonight's new version of Impact Wrestling broadcasts.

Moose is advertised as defending the Impact Grand championship against Josh Alexander in a Steel Cage on March 26th in Missisauga, Ontario.

MJ Jenkins, who worked the tapings, took a 22 hour bus ride to get there. That's dedication.

Tyrus will be working as the emcee for the Jim Ross one man shows over Wrestlemania weekend in Orlando, Florida. Impact plugged those at their last tapings to the live crowd. Those shows are great. For details, visit https://www.jrsbarbq.com.

http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.php?id=108246

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

whiteyfats posted:

What exactly happened to THQ? Did they go all in on some game that flopped huge or some poo poo, or just a multiple string of failures?

Polygon isn't very good but they actually wrote a good article explaining how THQ imploded. http://www.polygon.com/covers/2014/12/9/7257209/the-fall-of-thq

tl;dr - It was a perfect storm of being stuck in multi-year big money licensing agreements when mobile gaming started eating consoles' lunch, trying to shift to AAA games instead of mobile, bad management, burning alot of money chasing flash in the pan trends like MMORPGs/novelty gaming peripherals and a bankruptcy judge blocking a last ditch effort to save the company.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Call Me Charlie posted:

Polygon isn't very good but they actually wrote a good article explaining how THQ imploded. http://www.polygon.com/covers/2014/12/9/7257209/the-fall-of-thq

tl;dr - It was a perfect storm of being stuck in multi-year big money licensing agreements when mobile gaming started eating consoles' lunch, trying to shift to AAA games instead of mobile, bad management, burning alot of money chasing flash in the pan trends like MMORPGs/novelty gaming peripherals and a bankruptcy judge blocking a last ditch effort to save the company.

Thanks!

I mainly remember them as being a joke in the 90s, and putting out WWE games that were inferior to the ones the N64 was getting. No Mercy was so much fun.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Instead of knocking down Dixie they should design a logo that is not loving awful.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

whiteyfats posted:

Thanks!

I mainly remember them as being a joke in the 90s, and putting out WWE games that were inferior to the ones the N64 was getting. No Mercy was so much fun.

THQ actually published the good games like No Mercy. The crappy games were from Acclaim

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

whiteyfats posted:

Thanks!

I mainly remember them as being a joke in the 90s, and putting out WWE games that were inferior to the ones the N64 was getting. No Mercy was so much fun.

I think your thinking of Acclaim, which released a bunch of awful wrestling games because they still had the WWF license from years past. They released WWF War Zone, WWF Attitude, then 2 ECW games on the same engine, then the 3 Legends of Wrestling Games.

WCW was getting a bunch of great games from THQ, WCW Vs The World, WCW/nWo Revenge, then they decided to dump THQ and went with EA. WWF proceeded to dump Acclaim and go with THQ. THQ released WWF Wrestlemania 2000 and then No Mercy.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Not knowing who they are, I imagine MJ Jenkins is TNA's off-brand version of TJ Perkins.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

-everything to do with Josh Mathews and this Borash douche is pinging my Russo "we just worked our shoot into a shoot work within a workshoot wrapped in a shootey-worky-internet shwoorkoot" douche-dar so hard
-who are these Reno Scum douchebags and why is one of them wearing paintbrushes for sideburns
-wait, these are GFW dudes, I bet
-they won, which reinforces my suspicions
-and their entrance theme is lame. Yeah, I went there. (DCC's is nothing special either, imo.)

SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Mar 10, 2017

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
This is even worse and more nonsensical than the spoilers made it sound. Good God.

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
The spoilers were bad enough, but Josh and Borash bickering is already as bad as heel Cole and will make this unwatchable.

A new team debuts, Josh asks "which one's Mosh and which one's the other guy?" and then they talk about his failed men's fashion podcast.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
The ONLY redeeming part about this if anything is Pope sitting in the middle and looking like "What the gently caress am I doing with my life?" as JB and Josh do their awful poo poo.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

They found a way for commentary to detract even more from the product. What poo poo.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
TNA: Always More, Always Worse

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Meet the new TNA, same as the old TNA

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

let me know when the YT link is up for this show, I gotta see it

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

-Spud's the ring announcer now! I dunno if he's still wearing the Aron Rex conductor outfit.
-those "notes from OWNERSHIP" Borash just mentioned sound kind of ominous
-speaking of the announcers, I'm plumbing new depths of disgust and irritation with everyone at this table not called Da Pope
-I would not have guessed that J-E-double-F would go for a Miss Havisham angle :v:

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Borash isn't bad but his voice makes me want to die

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Yeah, this whole production reeks of Russo. At least that means it'll implode in a really hilarious way.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
I feel really sorry for Pope. He must hate this.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I literally want to perpetrate physical violence upon Josh Mathews.

He is bush league heel Cole. loving think about that.

SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Mar 10, 2017

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

-they're using the title of Schitt's Creek as a substitute swear and it is not clever or welcome
-and all the loving bickering, Jesus Christ
-a Mike Tenay namedrop
-the way they're teasing this taped segment with the Hardys, you'd almost think they were still on the roster :allears:

edit:

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I literally want to perpetrate physical violence upon Josh Mathews.

just save a little for the rest of us

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

SatansOnion posted:

-they're using the title of Schitt's Creek as a substitute swear and it is not clever or welcome
-and all the loving bickering, Jesus Christ
-a Mike Tenay namedrop
-the way they're teasing this taped segment with the Hardys, you'd almost think they were still on the roster :allears:

Why are we doing this to ourselves, SatansOnion?

Oh God I'm agreeing with Mathews. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Meatloaf is on impact?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Why are we doing this to ourselves, SatansOnion?

Oh God I'm agreeing with Mathews. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Because for every hundred shitshows, my good SamuraiFoochs, you occasionally find a rare and wondrous jewel like the Broken Hardys, and those moments make the poo poo-wading just about worthwhile

You ever read Terry Pratchett's Dodger? we're pro wrestling's toshers, in this thread

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

By the end of its life Saints Row and the WWE license were the only things keeping THQ afloat. Saints Row suddenly became a big deal with 3, though, and it looked like there might be light at the end of the tunnel for THQ, but in late 2012 the debtors smelled blood and all came calling at once, not unlike what happened to TNA last year, but on a much bigger scale.

That left them in need of a huge cash infusion basically immediately. They promoted the Saints Row 3 DLC Enter the Dominatrix into the core of what became Saints Row 4 in the hopes of getting a full sequel out as quickly as possible, but there just wasn't enough time, and the company collapsed.

I still think that if they hadn't lost so much money on Udraw they could have pulled through. They ended up losing like a hundred million on that, and if they hadn't lost that money they might have been able to crawl their way to the release of SR4, which turned out to be huge, and the Gat Out of Hell sold well not long after.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Alberto's music is the lowest-rent thing ever. LMFAO.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Alberto had better theme song in FCW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kq-pz0m1oY

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

DM Punk posted:

Alberto had better theme song in FCW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kq-pz0m1oY

FCW was such goddamn garbage and Steve Keirn deserves misfortune for the rest of his life for being responsible for it.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Dutch is doing what basically amounts to a PowerPoint presentation of all the talent that used to be there and bolted. This redefines low rent.

DM Punk
Aug 24, 2004
Dutch just said he's been to Europe 8 times and the UK 10 times. That is some interesting math.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

DM Punk posted:

Dutch just said he's been to Europe 8 times and the UK 10 times. That is some interesting math.

He's accounting for Brexit

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Flight Bisque posted:

Does Joseph Park practice bird law?

Maybe they're signing the Texas Law Hawk!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL3MxAH-kDI&list=PLoBOdM1FT8eDJICHfnYvW3zbt2lGAZijU

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