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nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Has trump ever used an emoji before? What's with the ed balls arrow?

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/bobjherman/status/839961810140794882

This is gonna get messy.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


Daily reminder, don't gently caress with opioids.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

it applies to all issues on all sides. it's a fundamental property of politics

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

TwoStepBoog posted:

Daily reminder, don't gently caress with opioids.

yep.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

i caught up on this thread for the first time in a week

just thought you'd like to know

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

wwhy kkk man is piss. why kkk man is piss #italiano

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/bobjherman/status/839962511466192898

Jesus.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

whoa

how many people live in that county. 15? 30?

edit: i was close it's like 95k.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
In 2013 there were 97,000 people living in Cabell county!

40 million!!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Squizzle posted:

turdfuzz whats wrong

america

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Prettz posted:

i caught up on this thread for the first time in a week

just thought you'd like to know

im getting chicago pizza for dinner

hawaiian style

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

this motherfucker owned a honda dealership a couple miles from my house lol

i never knew he was KKK, glad i never went to his lovely dealership

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Solarin posted:

vets are also probably glad to hear a thousand marines are being deployed into an enmeshed hellzone war where the risk of mission creep is very low because Trumps thoughtful and cautious nature

nobody hates the troops more than veterans. they've got experience.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
so every person in that county could have been prescribed 430 doses of opioids over a 5 year period.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
brb movin to west virginia

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Relevant Tangent posted:

nobody hates the troops more than veterans. they've got experience.

:yeah:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
a coal job AND opioids? fuckin sign me up

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Coolguye posted:

this motherfucker owned a honda dealership a couple miles from my house lol

i never knew he was KKK, glad i never went to his lovely dealership

well, owned

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

that texas bill is already legal in several southern states.

Do you have a source for this? I just want to make sure that nobody that I know and love lives in one of those states.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Admiral Ray posted:

whoa

how many people live in that county. 15? 30?

edit: i was close it's like 95k.

40M doses of opioid goes a long way

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Relevant Tangent posted:

nobody hates the troops more than veterans. they've got experience.

wisdom

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

radical meme posted:

Do you have a source for this? I just want to make sure that nobody that I know and love lives in one of those states.

lemme see if i can find the reporter's tweet who wrote a story on it. OK is one of them.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Philthy posted:

Republicans have realized their team is the Chicago Bears and that Cutler sucks.

so who are laker? nicks? who is lebron?

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

In 2013 there were 97,000 people living in Cabell county!

40 million!!

lmao

so if every single man woman and child in the county was taking 2 doses per day to deal with the chronic pain associated with living in West Virginia, they'd have accounted for just short of 35% of the volume

e: oh total in a 5 year period, not per year- still that's an insane amount for that population

LGD fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Mar 10, 2017

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

MariusLecter posted:

40M doses of opioid goes a long way

if they scattered them over the county there'd be 140k doeses per square mile. gonna be a sleepy easter egg hunt.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Admiral Ray posted:

so every person in that county could have been prescribed 430 doses of opioids over a 5 year period.

*extremely Pfizer CEO voice*

This may look bad on it's face, but if you factor in people who were getting them and selling them for a profit you'll see that we are actually job creators, and therefore, exempt from literally any sort of consequence imaginable.

:smugdog:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

like i think the gop legit does not understand what insurance is. like its not a cynical ploy

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Intel&Sebastian posted:

*extremely Pfizer CEO voice*

This may look bad on it's face, but if you factor in people who were getting them and selling them for a profit you'll see that we are actually job creators, and therefore, exempt from literally any sort of consequence imaginable.

:smugdog:

watch congress exempt them from tort liability

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

euphronius posted:

like i think the gop legit does not understand what insurance is. like its not a cynical ploy

"what, you mean we were against the aca just because obama was in office?"

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009


LES COURRIELS

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

like i think the gop legit does not understand what insurance is. like its not a cynical ploy

Now apply this to just about everything in the modern world.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Schnorkles posted:

In 2013 there were 97,000 people living in Cabell county!

40 million!!

that's ~420 doses per resident

nice

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

ThndrShk2k posted:

I unironically hope Trump tries to claim Antarctica.

I'm down, once it's warmed up a little we can just migrate south. I mean, we'll mostly die of cancer due to sun exposure, but still.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Relevant Tangent posted:

Every time I see that quote it makes me want to live long enough specifically to spit it at the man as he's guillotined. Maybe your post-apocalyptic society shouldn't have slaves, you absolute fucker.

it absolutely will, and he will definitely be one of them if it happens in his lifetime

:getin:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




pathetic little tramp posted:

Let's say it does matter, what do you even do? Let's say it's even worse than pissgate, let's say there's a video of Trump on an episode of FakeTaxi with Putin as the driver. "You'll give me the ride for free and I get 20% of Rosneft? Okay let's do this." Let's say it's found out that Russia hacked the results in PA, NC, and FL and we have to replace Rubio, Toomey, and Burr on top of everything else.

How would you even deal with that situation? "Whoops, the election of the most powerful economy on Earth was loving rigged, but hey we're still your reserve currency we swear! We'll swear in Hillary next week and Causescu Trump for you!"

It'd be such an insane clusterfuck that there'd be no way anyone in the FBI or CIA who actually knows would release the info.

immediately schedule new presidentisl election + lightning fast primaries if needed. invite the germans or similar to observe and consult

special elections staggered monthly or biweekly so that you could manage logistics and security, replace entire congress plus any governorships the courts and/or international auditors declare elected in suspect circumstances, plus let states volunteer for new elections for governor and legislature if they want

honestly doesnt matter if its constitutional per second because this would be precedent setting and wed be using broad emergency powers to try to keep things together

probably some riots too, and if anyone can figure out who had authority to activate and command, national guard deployed all over

just my guesses!!!!!!!!!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
the gop literally doesn't understand the concept that climate scientists aren't lying to them about what temperature thermometers read. or that we can detect the amount of CO2 in the air or ice cores. or that abstinence only sex ed is fuckin' stupid.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
"Pain doctors" fill me with unbridled rage and I'd like all of them to go away. :mad:

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

jarofpiss posted:

i like texting and driving

:same:

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I can totally believe the GOP is playing a cynical game with the Russian connections, and yet I would remain altogether unsurprised if their brains were hardwired in such a way that they cannot grasp the significance of having a Kremlin puppet in the executive.

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