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Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

a real chump posted:

eating food owns btw

i agree with this extremely good post

so does ed balls

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Decadent western obesity causing hotdogs will be destroyed

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



debt ceiling gonna be covered in gold lame

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
in australia we eat sausages in a single piece of white bread and tomato sauce

onions are acceptable

decadent americans with the bespoke hot dog bun like they are better than everyone else

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

Woof Blitzer posted:

When the debt ceiling isn't raised nobody will be able to afford hotdogs

Which is why my freezer is stocked up with 500 packs of hot dogs. When the hotdog economy becomes a thing I will be the richest man on the block!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Agrajag posted:

woth relish or plain, nothin else.

relish is the most disgusting condiment

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
is dmt the chemtrail drug?

because i dont really understand the complaint if thats what it does

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQEdWVCFj98

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i do not relish relish

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

deep fried hot dog wrapped in bacon, spinkled with tons of everything bagel seasoning (poppies, sesame, dried garlic, dried onion), sliced scallions, CREAM CHEESE, and a bunch of good hot sauce

is best dog

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
wut about chutney

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

The cream cheese dog sounds like something sold out of a lovely food truck that locals force themselves to eat at in order to feel like they live someplace special, and is only known nationally for a puff piece when the Sea Hawks make the playoffs.

Also, an episode of Frasier where by some convoluted series of events, Frasier must eat at the cream cheese truck in front of high-society club members or something.

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
im hungry af now you fuckers

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Tainen posted:

Come to Seattle and get your hotdog with cream cheese

I can't stop screaming

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Did anyone say Polish sausage yet?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




McKenna spoke of hallucinations while on DMT in which he claims to have met intelligent entities he described as faceless, "self-transforming machine elves".[3][8][68][69]

Alex Jones spoke of hallucinations while on raw meat enemas in which he claims to have met intelligent entities he described as goblins.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

a real chump posted:

eating food owns btw

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i had carnitas for dinner

they were good

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



prefect posted:

Did anyone say Polish sausage yet?

could polish one off yeah

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
iraq glass and that anerican life are in. Hicago and in one episide they talked about how viennna beef dogs lost fheir disinct color after they moved to a moder more hygeininc factory and the reason was cus some oforklift opertor amed tony wqsnt taking. A needlesly long and circutous route that exposes the dogs to various temeraturres and funes so they found a way to rerecreeate thee "tony effect'

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

a real chump posted:

eating food owns btw

if only it wasn't directly counteracted by talking about food, which is the worst

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cumshitter posted:

iraq glass and that anerican life are in. Hicago and in one episide they talked about how viennna beef dogs lost fheir disinct color after they moved to a moder more hygeininc factory and the reason was cus some oforklift opertor amed tony wqsnt taking. A needlesly long and circutous route that exposes the dogs to various temeraturres and funes so they found a way to rerecreeate thee "tony effect'

iraq glass is my wrestling gimmick

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
frasier was a good character because he would eat at a food cart and then go to opera. He just preferred the high society stuff.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

On this page's year, an earthquake in China killed an estimated 835,000 people

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



basically (((irwin r schyster))) but i deny clearly evident facts and my finishing move is a figure four leglock but i call it gulf war syndrome

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Nothing beats a good streetcart bacon wrapped danger dog with pickled jalapeños to make you poo poo your guts for half a week.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/840062103536902144

knives remain out for piss-bus

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

a real chump posted:

eating food owns btw

:popeye:

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

zegermans posted:

On this page's year, an earthquake in China killed an estimated 835,000 people

Chyna

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


"others think" just say Bannon

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



prince rebus gonna get yellow weddinged

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

punchymcpunch posted:

prince rebus gonna get yellow weddinged

Is the yellow Bannon's jaundice?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



mr trump shoulda been king of westeros cos the hands of the king are smaller than usual there too

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


lol they're throwing him under the bus so hard

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011


every article written by maggie haberman is pure :munch:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




prefect posted:

Did anyone say Polish sausage yet?

cant polish a sausage friendo

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



zegermans posted:

Is the yellow Bannon's jaundice?

jaundice, piss, or radioactive bananas, its one of those cleverly vague multiallusions

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

zegermans posted:

"others think" just say Bannon

top-secret source says that priebus is lame, and that he's probably working for the "shifty jews"

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