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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4nj57NHREE]

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
blade snipe

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Sophian
Jun 16, 2007
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I'm nothing.

Uh... I thought those kinds of wands were specifically meant for clit and outer vaginal fun times. What's all this talk of "shoving it up in there"?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Bigclive is a little not clear on this stuff.

If you want to shove it anywhere there's little 'finger' attachments.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

Synthbuttrange posted:

Bigclive is a little not clear on this stuff.

If you want to shove it anywhere there's little 'finger' attachments.

the finger doesn't really do anything for him i think

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sophian posted:

Uh... I thought those kinds of wands were specifically meant for clit and outer vaginal fun times. What's all this talk of "shoving it up in there"?

i've seen videos that do this it's horrifying

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Synthbuttrange posted:

Bigclive is a little not clear on this stuff.

If you want to shove it anywhere there's little 'finger' attachments.

I don't think you should touch anything sensitive with whatever that is, because the business end looks like a rotten nerf football

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

echinopsis posted:

you havent lived until youve seen an electric element with knives sticking out of it, getting red hot


u haven't lived until u've laughed at the kid who came to school with the perfect butter knife tip shaped burn on he lip

(push down, not up, you dumbass)

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I don't think you should touch anything sensitive with whatever that is, because the business end looks like a rotten nerf football

i recall one woman described the hitachi as somewhat disturbing for her to use, because she found it could force her to orgasm even when she was feeling tired and not in a sexy mood (left unexplained: why she was using it at all if she wasn't in the mood)

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

i was looking for the original of this FOREVER a while ago

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

echinopsis posted:

acid and anal axis for life m'mates

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

i recall one woman described the hitachi as somewhat disturbing for her to use, because she found it could force her to orgasm even when she was feeling tired and not in a sexy mood (left unexplained: why she was using it at all if she wasn't in the mood)

that's cool but that's not a magic wand in the video

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



NoneMoreNegative posted:

absolutely nws but this popped up on my tumbl the other day and made me do an unexpected lmao

https://roundedcurves.tumblr.com/post/157889453113/remmbermytitans-found-this-on-reddit-d

again, :nws: as all get-out :o:

was into it because of the cutie but i stayed because of the emerging story arc

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




the background joke is that humans dont buy dogs, they should rather adopt them preferably from the local shelter :3

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
dude looks like it's tekken time

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



SmokaDustbowl posted:

dude looks like it's tekken time
smokes.


lets go

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

NoneMoreNegative posted:

absolutely nws but this popped up on my tumbl the other day and made me do an unexpected lmao

https://roundedcurves.tumblr.com/post/157889453113/remmbermytitans-found-this-on-reddit-d

again, :nws: as all get-out :o:

lmao that's aella, her twitter is surprisingly fun + cool and she wrote and article about doing acid for 10 months straight

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003



SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

KoRMaK posted:

smokes.


lets go

fight me in marvel and if you win I'll give you 2 smokes

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

stop white people

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



SmokaDustbowl posted:

fight me in marvel and if you win I'll give you 2 smokes

Define "marvel"

pending that - ok im down, i'lll take the anime poster

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

KoRMaK posted:

Define "marvel"

you just lost gimme some smokes

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsfhADiaP5E

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Sophian posted:

Uh... I thought those kinds of wands were specifically meant for clit and outer vaginal fun times. What's all this talk of "shoving it up in there"?

He doesn't really explain hysteria or the medical origins correctly either, but who cares hes taking apart a knockoff chinese fucktoy.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

cis autodrag posted:

He doesn't really explain hysteria or the medical origins correctly either, but who cares hes taking apart a knockoff chinese fucktoy.

dude is being silly because you don't have to explain the history when the toy can pop your breakers while simultaneously giving you a chemical burn

Sophian
Jun 16, 2007
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I'm nothing.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

dude is being silly because you don't have to explain the history when the toy can pop your breakers while simultaneously giving you a chemical burn

Thhhhhhhursday night, motherfuckers?

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
kinda shocked to discover that smoka isn't into blazblue or guilty gear

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

I mean, I knew this wasn't the job for me, but still.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

abraham linkedin posted:

kinda shocked to discover that smoka isn't into blazblue or guilty gear

don't know what those are to be honest

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I like playing touhou sometimes is it like that?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

acid is the theory mushrooms are the practice


plus you can fit mushrooms in after work and still get mostly good sleep and go to work the other day. acid keeps you up and the "afterglow" is more like afterfucked

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

echinopsis posted:

plus you can fit mushrooms in after work and still get mostly good sleep and go to work the other day. acid keeps you up and the "afterglow" is more like afterfucked

first time I did acid I watched the part in casino when dude gets his head smashed in and buried alive. that sounds scary but the character really deserved it

DONK!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t9x_y3vFic

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
acid made me realise scorsese is a genius

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

SmokaDustbowl posted:

first time I did acid I watched the part in casino when dude gets his head smashed in and buried alive. that sounds scary but the character really deserved it

DONK!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t9x_y3vFic

you should've watched koyaanisqatsi instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4MXPIpj5sA

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

SmokaDustbowl posted:

first time I did acid I watched the part in casino when dude gets his head smashed in and buried alive. that sounds scary but the character really deserved it

DONK!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t9x_y3vFic

Casino is a really good movie

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

ADINSX posted:

Casino is a really good movie

dude the first time I did acid I watched it, and it was amazing. it seems like a bad movie to watch on acid, but it was like ghosts telling me their story. it was amazing

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
acid is fun but you need to be dedicated

i
managed
to do mushrooms twice a week and totally dominate a full time job amongst people
who would have reported me and ruined my entire career if they even had a clue LMAO

tues or wed and fri or sat for months and months

god they were good times: and without a word of a lie it had far less effect on my psyche than smoking weed every day ever did

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