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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


paranoid randroid posted:

leave it to Donald to watch a movie that's functionally about him and not get it

that clip of him talking about citizen kane, regardless of if he got it or not, is the most reserved I've ever seen him though. he almost comes off as normal, it's really weird.

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Nichael posted:

that clip of him talking about citizen kane, regardless of if he got it or not, is the most reserved I've ever seen him though. he almost comes off as normal, it's really weird.

maybe he is like reagan and the only way to get through his neurosis is to show him a movie

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


in an alternate universe, donny pursued his dreams of being a hollywood producer and is actually a happy guy


in that universe our president is lessig btw

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



shiksa posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeQOJZ-QzBk

look at him try and think about a movie that isnt the fight scenes from bloodsport

bloodsport was the one where van damme goes to kowloon walled city, right?

i bet bannon can convince trump to propose that as a new american model building code

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

there are no mean thoughts when it applies to Roger Stone, he hates your guts first but he's a fucken egg headed ape

everytime roger flaps his gums i just wanna tell that fuccboi to hush

"roger, what the gently caress is wrong with u ya peabrained gobshite"

"man you got a tattoo of Richard Nixon on your back, like a freakin scumbag My Little Pony. why dont you put a sock in it."

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Samurai Sanders posted:

That guy will be alive after the fight and fully understand that he was wrong. That wasn't horrific gory violence, it was education. I love that series.

That's exactly why it's so good. The violence is brutal and savage, but it's not reveling in making people be in pain or dying. It's just there to be cool, and at the end of it everyone gets up and is like "whoa, man I was a dick, I'm really sorry about that" so you're not even sure if you hurt them that much. It's all so good-natured.

Grondoth fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Mar 11, 2017

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I liked Trump as part of Stern's whack pack. I'd be very OK with him doing that again.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

whoever described DJT as a 'slumlord' is my friend and I owe them a coke. It describes the man perfectly

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

articles like this are entertaining to think about, but they ignore occams razor. the most likely explanation for this bill is that republicans as a whole are incompetent and useless, and this will be proven when the tax cut bill and infrastructure bill are just as poorly planned and executed

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Nichael posted:

what are gillian anderson's demons?! :ohdear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P2ulFYPo5Y

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Nichael posted:

I like how a sitting Representative said the piss tape is real yesterday and that was forgotten in an hour.

Who sez

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Grondoth posted:

That's exactly why it's so good. The violence is brutal and savage, but it's not reveling in making people be in pain or dying. It's just there to be cool, and at the end of it everyone gets up and is like "whoa, man I was a dick, I'm really sorry about that" so you're not even sure if you hurt them that much. It's all so good-natured.

I just got to the part where the cabaret owner defeats the drunk patron with politeness and it owned

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
somebody said something a while ago about there being yakuzas whose job it is to go around being sarcastic at people, and i want to play as that guy in a game

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I wonder if there's any cool Trump/whackpack interactions I've forgotten. Did he join in on some of Daniel Carver's KKK movie reviews? Did he get along well with Hank the angry drunken dwarf? Did he sing along with Wesley Willis?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Venuz Patrol posted:

articles like this are entertaining to think about, but they ignore occams razor. the most likely explanation for this bill is that republicans as a whole are incompetent and useless, and this will be proven when the tax cut bill and infrastructure bill are just as poorly planned and executed

yea I think this is gonna be Ryan's death throes and all but I think it's just because he's a stupid rear end in a top hat and his party is in a war between suicide bombers and sociopaths

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

paranoid randroid posted:

somebody said something a while ago about there being yakuzas whose job it is to go around being sarcastic at people, and i want to play as that guy in a game

yeah something about them going to corporate shareholder meetings and embarrassing the CEO as retaliation or something

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Yinlock posted:

actually only buy yakuza 0



horizon can hang

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


also good advice

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Nichael posted:

in an alternate universe, donny pursued his dreams of being a hollywood producer and is actually a happy guy


in that universe our president is lessig btw

never realized Trump cameo'd in the Big Hit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=323pm5LXPwM&t=1580s

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Regular Nintendo posted:

Rex tillerson has a molestor haircut if ive ever seen one

https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/840331293695041541

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


does Yakuza 0 have a cool story?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

I wish american culture had some semblance of shame. Not as much as Japan but just a little bit would be wonderful

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Solarin posted:

I wish american culture had some semblance of shame. Not as much as Japan but just a little bit would be wonderful

shame doesn't generate profit

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

Nichael posted:

does Yakuza 0 have a cool story?

it's a sprawling and multilayered crime story about a tangled web of kung fu yakuza fighting a steadily warming Cold War between factions over a ten-square patch of unowned real estate, it owns

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Nichael posted:

does Yakuza 0 have a cool story?

its as convoluted as most japanese game plots are but basically everyone wants to find the owner of a mysterious empty lot

its mostly about running around doing dumb, saccharine sweet sidequests where everyone learns a lesson and playing minigames and basically being a giant manchild in japan who buys candy and beer and soda nonstop

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Its cool how the people with the most national pride put a guy in office who turned the United States into a global joke.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

angerbeet posted:

There's nothing more bizarre to me than the conspiracy theorists being 100% on side with the Trump admin. - like there couldn't be a more obvious conspiracy happening RIGHT THERE but it's all Pizzagate and Deep State and blah blah

im actually pretty glad of it bc if alex jones was anti trump i might start believing him

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

also shame is an impediment to dominating your friends and neighbors in a cutthroat race to the bottom taking place at all levels of society

oh wait you posted this aleready

Nichael posted:

shame doesn't generate profit

Solarin fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Mar 11, 2017

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Feminasty Slut posted:

Its cool how the people with the most national pride put a guy in office who turned the United States into a global joke.

no one will ever mess with us again!!!

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Venuz Patrol posted:

articles like this are entertaining to think about, but they ignore occams razor. the most likely explanation for this bill is that republicans as a whole are incompetent and useless, and this will be proven when the tax cut bill and infrastructure bill are just as poorly planned and executed

It's absolutely a real and serious bill, because that type of piece of poo poo is exactly what happens when you convene a committee, give them contradictory and impossible goals, and don't let them leave to go to the bathroom until they hand you something that vaguely fits the criteria. it wasn't designed to fail, it's just that, like the hosed up mutant clone that it is, it can't survive exposure to the open air.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


You can stream a PS4 game to a PC right? Or did I imagine that in some dream?

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/840342817721409536

RIP the entire state of Alaska

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


this is funny as hell and I don't really know why

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Nichael posted:

You can stream a PS4 game to a PC right? Or did I imagine that in some dream?
Yeah you can, using PS4 Remote Play.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
yakuza is the game where you can, like, play as tanahashi and naito from njpw right? because that's insanely cool.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Solarin posted:

this is funny as hell and I don't really know why

america's extremities turn gangrenous and begin rotting off

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol the gop is taking their livliehoods away, but can alaskans electorate change their voting habit?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Oxxidation posted:

it's a sprawling and multilayered crime story about a tangled web of kung fu yakuza fighting a steadily warming Cold War between factions over a ten-square patch of unowned real estate, it owns

cumshitter posted:

its as convoluted as most japanese game plots are but basically everyone wants to find the owner of a mysterious empty lot

its mostly about running around doing dumb, saccharine sweet sidequests where everyone learns a lesson and playing minigames and basically being a giant manchild in japan who buys candy and beer and soda nonstop

both these are true

yakuza has super weird tonal shifts that somehow work, it's almost metal-gear like in that way

like in the middle of some assassination intrigue you learn how to do this



it rules

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

majima owns

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

i glanced at the news

its literally the end of the usa

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