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Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Baloogan posted:

i dreamed last night of being back in high school, the classrooms were overflowing, like, 500 people in a room, no room at all to move around in. I was underdressed, or naked but I was unconcerned.

I went to the computer lab but it was different, as soon as I entered I realized it was huge, I turned around to find the door, but it was gone. just an infinitely large computer lab extending in every direction.

thefutureliberalsandedballswant.txt

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFoU-eqZFjk

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



etalian posted:

does luke skywalker scream

yep, he does

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

they got a house for free.. and rented it out and kept the rent???

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


nature is amazing

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Bert Roberge posted:

I think the forums newbie avatar should be replaced with a pic of that baby strolling through the door.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Why didn't I think of paying off my student loans with the $10,000 a month I have just laying around?

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

euphronius posted:

they got a house for free.. and rented it out and kept the rent???

this is what a meritocracy looks like

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

That DICK! posted:

[watching a baby move around in a baby bumper] no..... thats impossible.....

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



euphronius posted:

they got a house for free.. and rented it out and kept the rent???

wish I'd have thought of that

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Slamhound posted:

"Trump" is not the answer to any of those problems, neither are the republicans.

It's not like "Trump" won in a landslide, otherwise we wouldn't have been able to mock him and Spicey for the past month.

My dad is a Navy man who voted for pro-choice candidates for budget reasons and weathered my pro-life mom's rage, he currently survives on a pension and battles bronchitis every winter and he was too disgusted to vote. He could've been a swing voter. You could've convinced him to vote dem. Why didn't he?

I guess this discussion is better suited for the Democrat or DPP thread so I'll shut up now but I'm not always alright with letting this stuff slide. Death is certain inshallah

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

must be nice paying off your sudent debt while also living with your grandparents

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
I'm flying out of a small regional airport and I always forget that I can probably get here 20 minutes before my flight because there is never anyone here, unlike Ohare where it's a loving zoo, so now I'm bored out of my mind and seriously considering paying 10 bucks for a beer.


At least the WiFi is actually free and it's not that dumb boingo bullshit.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Jive posted:

It's not like "Trump" won in a landslide, otherwise we wouldn't have been able to mock him and Spicey for the past month.

My dad is a Navy man who voted for pro-choice candidates for budget reasons and weathered my pro-life mom's rage, he currently survives on a pension and battles bronchitis every winter and he was too disgusted to vote. He could've been a swing voter. You could've convinced him to vote dem. Why didn't he?

I guess this discussion is better suited for the Democrat or DPP thread so I'll shut up now but I'm not always alright with letting this stuff slide. Death is certain inshallah

DEATH TO CENTRISTS URA

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
and my gate changed since I got here but it's about 50 feet away so whatevs.


just saw a fat man run down the terminal. nite crew

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe


Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I'm flying out of a small regional airport and I always forget that I can probably get here 20 minutes before my flight because there is never anyone here, unlike Ohare where it's a loving zoo, so now I'm bored out of my mind and seriously considering paying 10 bucks for a beer.


At least the WiFi is actually free and it's not that dumb boingo bullshit.

the one time in my life I took a redeye, I paid $20 for a double scotch and hung out drinking it and reading a book until boarding last call, then just sort of walked onto the plane. Best airport experience ever.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

is that his wife or a maid

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Why didn't I think of paying off my student loans with the $10,000 a month I have just laying around?

millennials :rolleye:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

a.lo posted:

is that his wife or a maid

What's the diff

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

a.lo posted:

is that his wife or a maid

It's his wife

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Solarin posted:

it's amazing that this will actually happen is civilization doesn't crumble. Shitposts will be primary sources for future academics.

I mean, the number of past shitpost-analogues that are used to this day is pretty hilarious

Procopius's Secret History is basically the byzantine equivalent of that Barack Obama Is Ten Feet Tall post, A Modest Proposal would make an excellent D&D OP, and there are loads of papers written about the goldmine that is Pompeii graffiti

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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a.lo posted:

is that his wife or a maid

well to do british white guy living in south korea

leaning towards nanny

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

loquacius posted:

the one time in my life I took a redeye, I paid $20 for a double scotch and hung out drinking it and reading a book until boarding last call, then just sort of walked onto the plane. Best airport experience ever.

I live two blocks from the airport and I drank a double scotch before getting a ride over here.

I should have drank more.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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tempted to buy the first gif as an avatar and put "no....that's impossible...." underneath it

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I live two blocks from the airport and I drank a double scotch before getting a ride over here.

I should have drank more.

never too late my dude

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

that baby's motor function is just uncanny

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

he/she cuts like an nba guard

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Fojar38 posted:

well to do british white guy living in south korea

leaning towards nanny

I was thinking nanny but couldn't come up with the word

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
drinking on a plane is cool because cabin pressure is 7000ft elevation or something and you get more milage out of your booze

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
I'll never understand why people jump up as soon as a plane starts boarding. Like, it's not going anywhere for another half hour stupid.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

baby goes directly to older kid, realizes bed is in the way, INSTANT correctoin with acceleration!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I'll never understand why people jump up as soon as a plane starts boarding. Like, it's not going anywhere for another half hour stupid.

Its always the pricks with carry on bags the size of juggalo child coffins.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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that baby is probably going to end up killed by donald trump

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the baby hauling rear end into frame is the greatest thing ive ever seen

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"YEAH BOY WE DOIN IT" - that baby

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