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It's funny that he calls people 10bux when it's pretty clear he has an SA account with 0 posts.
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Mar 11, 2017 00:56
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https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/839914518939484160 https://twitter.com/SandiGardiner/status/840336661057695744 Early days.
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Mar 11, 2017 01:00
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Mar 11, 2017 01:11
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Razer will never know.
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Mar 11, 2017 01:11
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MeLKoR posted:
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Mar 11, 2017 01:12
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Today I learned that if you pay to use a forum, you are no longer legally entitled to sue unrelated people who are defaming you because that unrelated comedy forum has some mean jokes.
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Mar 11, 2017 01:12
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Okay, which one of you guys is the Lowtax alt?
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Mar 11, 2017 01:13
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She is sucking her cheeks in to look thinner. Just lol
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Mar 11, 2017 01:14
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Mar 11, 2017 01:22
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Decrepus posted:She is sucking her cheeks in to look thinner. Just lol Yeah, and another tattoo. From the looks of it she is a member of the Yakuza.
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Mar 11, 2017 01:22
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I'm loving the subreddit full of LEGAL LAWYERS discussing the many ways to defeat Derek Smart as though they're not just pissing into an autistic hurricane lmao
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Mar 11, 2017 01:33
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its me the family lawyer who will defeat derek shart
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Mar 11, 2017 01:36
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DapperDon posted:First you fix the bald head. THEN you fix da teefusses. Is.....that...Borat? (bottom right)
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Mar 11, 2017 01:36
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm loving the subreddit full of LEGAL LAWYERS discussing the many ways to defeat Derek Smart as though they're not just pissing into an autistic hurricane lmao What is more exciting: The guy who is a lawyer but knows Wikipedia levels of google lawyering? Or the special military operative/martial arts expert who does things for government agencies and can make your life hell but doesn't because of their strict honor code?
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Mar 11, 2017 01:41
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/u/DerekSmart_Sucks, Attorney at Law
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Mar 11, 2017 01:43
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The Titanic posted:What is more exciting: Clearly the second one, IF it weren't a trick question because they're probably the same guy lmao
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Mar 11, 2017 01:43
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Beet Wagon posted:Clearly the second one, IF it weren't a trick question because they're probably the same guy lmao I thought that there was a reason they are so hung up on the whole "alt account" thing.
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Mar 11, 2017 02:25
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I wonder if the ostensible human beings posting unironically in r/dereksmart have developed sufficient hatred to continue loathing Dr. Smart several hours a day even after Star Citizen flames out.
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Mar 11, 2017 02:47
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:It's funny that he calls people 10bux when it's pretty clear he has an SA account with 0 posts. Yea, the irony in this astounding. The sad part is he probably 'wrote that off' as a sound investment too. What an insufferable human being "Look at me pretend to be a self-made millionaire who now has to push sponsorships on my social media to my eleven thousand followers!!!"
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Mar 11, 2017 04:19
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Chin posted:I wonder if the ostensible human beings posting unironically in r/dereksmart have developed sufficient hatred to continue loathing Dr. Smart several hours a day even after Star Citizen flames out. When Star Citizen does inevitably fail--of course it will be Derek that gets the blame. None of them will realize it was their failure to continue funding the dumpster fire that lead to the demise.
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Mar 11, 2017 04:30
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm loving the subreddit full of LEGAL LAWYERS discussing the many ways to defeat Derek Smart as though they're not just pissing into an autistic hurricane lmao Expecting the next lawyer commercial on tv to include "Derek Smart" along with eighteen wheelers, motorcycles and the myriad of other reasons of accidental death.
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Mar 11, 2017 04:39
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Colostomy Bag posted:Expecting the next lawyer commercial on tv to include "Derek Smart" along with eighteen wheelers, motorcycles and the myriad of other reasons of accidental death. Insurance doesn't cover acts of god.
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Mar 11, 2017 05:11
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Thoatse posted:Not me man.. CR literally uses Dread Pirate Roberts as one of his alts. Both Chris and I both hope we never run into each other in person. He'll be on his back bleeding and whining, but unable to flail the hands I stomped into meat bags and I, well, I will be in jail. And I am not a violent man. Cons: Jail time No forums That large man licks his lips slowly every time he looks at me Prison food Pros: I would be the man that slaughtered Star Citizen (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 11, 2017 06:53
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Samizdata posted:Both Chris and I both hope we never run into each other in person. He'll be on his back bleeding and whining, but unable to flail the hands I stomped into meat bags and I, well, I will be in jail. And I am not a violent man. Uh, these are the posts that make us sound like loving weirdos.
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Mar 11, 2017 07:00
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Samizdata posted:Both Chris and I both hope we never run into each other in person. He'll be on his back bleeding and whining, but unable to flail the hands I stomped into meat bags and I, well, I will be in jail. And I am not a violent man. Hey uh... don't post things like this thanks.
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Mar 11, 2017 07:02
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i would say it was a bad joke but this is the guy that went twitter rambo on random CIG workers soooooooooooo
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Mar 11, 2017 07:42
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Enough mental illness to go around apparently.
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Mar 11, 2017 07:45
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Space Crabs posted:i would say it was a bad joke but this is the guy that went twitter rambo on random CIG workers soooooooooooo Define Twitter Rambo
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Mar 11, 2017 08:06
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Chin posted:I wonder if the ostensible human beings posting unironically in r/dereksmart have developed sufficient hatred to continue loathing Dr. Smart several hours a day even after Star Citizen flames out. You mean after Derek Smart causes star citizen to fail. Of course! But he'll continue to be irrelevant.
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Mar 11, 2017 08:19
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Samizdata posted:Both Chris and I both hope we never run into each other in person. He'll be on his back bleeding and whining, but unable to flail the hands I stomped into meat bags and I, well, I will be in jail. And I am not a violent man. pink lips, red arse and before you know it you're back on the streets.
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Mar 11, 2017 08:29
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Mar 11, 2017 08:30
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doing vigilante obviously. against scum. 1 man.
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Mar 11, 2017 08:32
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I get the impression some of these weird stalkers think that because Lowtax did that whole terrible joke article and got away with it they can say unfounded things and get away with it. There's a big difference between a joke article on a comedy website that blatantly states it is an attempt to get threatened with litigation, and people making claims on a subreddit that is claiming to be archiving and displaying information on said person they're making claims about. Of course I'm not a lawyer and don't have one as a friend who can do freebies for me if I ever get sued for making poo poo up on the internet so take my observation with a grain of salt but I don't think you can pull a "Haha I was only making the funny jokes about him being a destitute and a criminal" there. I get they're trying to upset him cause making flagrantly false claims about him is actually a fantastic way to get his attention but man there are smarter ways to go about havin' a giggle.
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Mar 11, 2017 08:56
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Hey guys just checkin in to see if Star Citizen is still doin' okay *blows into magazine through helmet* Yup everything's goin fine, no need to worry guys
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Mar 11, 2017 12:23
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Xarbala posted:Hey guys just checkin in to see if Star Citizen is still doin' okay It's weird cause I swear we spent ages talking about the lovely screens on the gun, if they're not for ammo tracking then I have no loving idea why they're on the guns.
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Mar 11, 2017 12:25
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TheLastRoboKy posted:It's weird cause I swear we spent ages talking about the lovely screens on the gun, if they're not for ammo tracking then I have no loving idea why they're on the guns. Ad pop-ups for the latest $500 chariot, ofc.
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Mar 11, 2017 12:40
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https://robertsspaceindustries.com/schedule-report That first sentence is pretty amazing.
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Mar 11, 2017 12:47
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TheLastRoboKy posted:It's weird cause I swear we spent ages talking about the lovely screens on the gun, if they're not for ammo tracking then I have no loving idea why they're on the guns. What if you get EMP'ed and the screen... IS BLANK! Also, Chris thought of that and he put in a battery life for the screen. You can also press a button to turn it off. gently caress, its like none of you are paying attention.
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Mar 11, 2017 12:56
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Dunno if I saw this posted already, but Amazon’s Rich Hilleman and Star Citizen maker Our Lord the Crobblers to speak at May 1-2 GamesBeat Summit, a few day trip up to Berkeley including historic resort hotel but don't worry they're probably all covering Chris's travel/hotel/food/drink costs just so he'll show up and school everyone: http://venturebeat.com/2017/03/10/amazons-rich-hilleman-and-star-citizen-maker-chris-roberts-to-speak-at-gamesbeat-summit quote:Our next speakers for our upcoming GamesBeat Summit event are Rich Hilleman of Amazon Game Studios and Chris Roberts, the CEO of Roberts Space Industries and maker of the upcoming Star Citizen and Squadron 42 games. At a glance the headline sounded like maybe it was the two of them announcing their partnership where Amazon begged and paid Crobbles to come help them program and market their infrastructure but I don't see anything that says they're actually together or in relation to each other at all, they're just on a list of people that'll be there..? Oh please please be streamed
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