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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efbRlzZTx5w

this hasn't been posted yet

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Bip Roberts posted:

I was going to say that was pretty drat cheap for Koreatown but that address is pretty borderline Pico-Union.

it wasnt far from there but i was within 2 minutes walking distance of 3 korean poolhalls i totally wouldnt have been welcome to so it was koreatwon


my best buddy growing up back in chicago was korean. he would tell me funny stories about his church. like they had a banner out front in korean saying 'TODAY CHICAGO: TOMORROW THE WORLD" like they were the legion of evil hq and they would also call his family every time they didnt show up to mass until his dad got sick of it and told them to gently caress off. ithink they just stoppped going to any church at hat point

ie nded up living really close to a kroean church and they would wake me up every sunday morning with their hymns. and my korean buddy stopped by and i didnt want to tell him anything about the joke other than "yeah theyre gonna wake us up no matter how hung oer we are on sunday." so i waited until he herd it himself and they woke us up and they were singing ahymn that was basically "camptown races" in korean with the refrain being HALL-AY-YOU-YAH

and he loosks at me and he says

"this was the worst part about being korean in a white town and going to korean church. i knew we were singging white people kindergarten songs and we sounded ridiculous and when i was 5 i would tell them that and they wouldnt listen. its jus so loving embarrassing."

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
anyone fancy making me breakfast?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
:burgerpug:

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Jose posted:

anyone fancy making me breakfast?

Boxed wine is breakfast

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i don't think turning up to my nephews 12 year old birthday drunk would go down well tbh

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Squizzle posted:

perhaps are not so different

you and i

i never thought we were :beerpal:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
weed is my breakfast

also this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GukAJr481Xc

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
actually showing up to your 12yo nephews birthfay party hammered would probably cement you as the cool uncle forever, but whtlatever you wanna do

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Jose posted:

i don't think turning up to my nephews 12 year old birthday drunk would go down well tbh

You didny say anything about nephews

It's your duty as thier uncle to fill them up with sugar and caffeine and give them back to their parents

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



they got oscars for dogs now?!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

ex post facho posted:

actually showing up to your 12yo nephews birthfay party hammered would probably cement you as the cool uncle forever, but whtlatever you wanna do

i got him a lockpicking set i hope thats enough

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Big Fat Iguana posted:

You didny say anything about nephews

It's your duty as thier uncle to fill them up with sugar and caffeine and give them back to their parents

worst prank you can play on family is to get their kids into ayn rand

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



spill booze all over your clothes so everyone at the party thinks youre drunk but actually youre totally sober and on the ball

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Jesus, mice/rats/squeakers on my roof are loud as gently caress. Imma be so pissed if they eat my doritos and poo poo on the stove

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
at 12 you can probbly still pass it off to the kid asbeing tired and let the parents do the legwork on epxplaining everything. like if you dont embarrrass yourself i thinkt he parents will bef orced to cover fory ou

also you want to smoke cfrack and your buying your nephew a criminal trainng kit im worried about u jose

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Admiral Ray posted:

worst prank you can play on family is to get their kids into ayn rand

That's a good one but 12 might be a bit young

Get them into Piers Anthony instead (but don't let Piers do the reverse lol)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

cumshitter posted:

at 12 you can probbly still pass it off to the kid asbeing tired and let the parents do the legwork on epxplaining everything. like if you dont embarrrass yourself i thinkt he parents will bef orced to cover fory ou

also you want to smoke cfrack and your buying your nephew a criminal trainng kit im worried about u jose

a lockpicking set is a cool present imo

i've not had anything to drink all week and i'm not really feeling it any more its strange. i want some benzos though

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
nah were all too old we gotta think of what the kids like today

"How it do, nephew? Are you getting Louder with Crouder yet? Let me show you this 50 minute youtube that will blow your mind."

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Aww yeah kid check out this video by sargon of akkad. you can tell he is sophisticated by his accent

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
who cares if it's just a 30 year old yelling about random poo poo for 3 hours you should watch it

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



kids today really like pewdiepie so buy him pewdiepie's favourite book, "my struggle"

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Jose posted:

a lockpicking set is a cool present imo

thast a bit of a gamble gift imo

ifyou know the kid is into mechancical poo poo or thieiving fiction then yeah theyll be intensely into it. or theyll nver open it. it seems like an all or nothing gif and you them them better than id o so ill defer to your judgment

nowtha t i think about it it is cool. when you give it to them point to a car and say "i want you sto steal me one of those somedya, you owe me"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

punchymcpunch posted:

kids today really like pewdiepie so buy him pewdiepie's favourite book, "my struggle"

my nephew has fortunately got over watching minecraft videos by someone stampylongnose who i want to murder his voice is so annoying

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

cumshitter posted:

thast a bit of a gamble gift imo

ifyou know the kid is into mechancical poo poo or thieiving fiction then yeah theyll be intensely into it. or theyll nver open it. it seems like an all or nothing gif and you them them better than id o so ill defer to your judgment

nowtha t i think about it it is cool. when you give it to them point to a car and say "i want you sto steal me one of those somedya, you owe me"

hes got everything else he might want and it was only £15 so if he never uses it well its no big loss and he'll think it was cool regardless. also he does like some mechanical stuff so might work out

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
lmao if you think about it, the irl Sargon of Akkod got pretty owned



The dude conquered the Sumerian kingdoms and forged an empire that ruled for a century after he died. And now in humanity's encyclopedia his entry has "DID YOU MEAN THE YOUTUBE GUY THAT COMPLAINS ABOUT WOMEN RUINING VIDEO GAMES?" written on top, and most people probably do mean that guy

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


cumshitter posted:


ifyou know the kid is into mechancical poo poo or thieiving fiction then yeah theyll be intensely into it. or theyll nver open it. it seems like an all or nothing gif and you them them better than id o so ill defer to your judgment

SMDH if you hadn't learned that all the cool poo poo was under lock and key by the time you were 12

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

Jose posted:

my nephew has fortunately got over watching minecraft videos by someone stampylongnose who i want to murder his voice is so annoying

Get him hooked on keeping fire ants imo

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5vZEY2A9f_hb-xCUcqDi5z1NDYq8LMcZ

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Xand_Man posted:

SMDH if you hadn't learned that all the cool poo poo was under lock and key by the time you were 12

im sorry you dindt grow up in a loving home where your parents trusted you even if you abused that trust all the time becus ou were a child

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

lmao if you think about it, the irl Sargon of Akkod got pretty owned

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The dude conquered the Sumerian kingdoms and forged an empire that ruled for a century after he died. And now in humanity's encyclopedia his entry has "DID YOU MEAN THE YOUTUBE GUY THAT COMPLAINS ABOUT WOMEN RUINING VIDEO GAMES?" written on top, and most people probably do mean that guy

That is

lmao. Just. lmao.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


It's cool but that's between and my therapist

Glad to see yours gave you access to powertools, access panels and porn though

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
think i might buy the stuff to make this later today :getin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/roastduckandcitrussa_92531

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
being remembered alongside a dorky youtube ris a revisionist skullfucking that fits that sargon bust picture perfectly

like the peoples he conqured did a ghost dance curse on him that only came true in our lifetime

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
plese tell me all of sarggons vidoes are prefaed with "look up on my works ye mighty and despair"

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
I just watched Dredd, p good documentary.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


hey guys

lmao @ the usa XD

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



imo dredd isnt real

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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punchymcpunch posted:

imo dredd isnt real

saying that nets you a month in the isocube

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Why is everyone so down tonight anyways? the only terrible things I can find on Twitter are this

And the judge who originally overturned the Muslim ban in Washington saying he wasn't going to extend his old ruling to cover the new ban.
I fear I missed something major and important.

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



best documentary is strange days, where video evidence of cops murdering a guy leads to an arrest and conviction

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