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senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


Are the "unofficial" servers down, then? I thought those were still up.

Edit: Ah, they still are. Was kinda hoping they'd been taken down, too.

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Color Printer
May 9, 2011

You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...


It feels like some of you people are acting like "playing an optional minigame sidequest a long time to get a really good thing" has never been done before in an RPG

EponymousMrYar
Jan 4, 2015

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy.

SirPhoebos posted:

So in what is supposed to be a fan game designed to challenge experienced players...that challenge goes straight out the window by allowing a player to acquire a Legendary-tier Pokemon not by fighting it, but by doing an easily-solvable minigame a bunch of times and just buying it. :eng99:

It puts the first post's BS Overheat-slinger in perspective though :shepface:

Dr Subterfuge
Aug 31, 2005

TIME TO ROC N' ROLL

Color Printer posted:

It feels like some of you people are acting like "playing an optional minigame sidequest a long time to get a really good thing" has never been done before in an RPG

OFS in fact consistently does this to break games open.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Mediocre but heavily optimized stats? Perfectly reasonable. Insanely good typing that's been limited to box legendaries up until now? Ok, why not. Extremely strong boosting moves that are enough to lift something entire tiers of viability? Uh, mmmmaaaaybe...

loving Speed Boost? :shepicide:

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...



just wait until it evolves and turns in a TRUCKASAURUS

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY COME ON DOWN TO WATCH THIS MECHANICAL MONSTROSITY RUN ROUGHSHOD OVER MANY SMALL ANIMALS AND CRUSH THE DREAMS OF QUITE A LOT OF CHILDREN






it doesn't actually evolve into a truckasaurus but at least i can dream

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Johnny Joestar posted:

it doesn't actually evolve into a truckasaurus but at least i can dream

way to dash my dreams with spoilers :mad:

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...



HardDiskD posted:

way to dash my dreams with spoilers :mad:

if this thing actually evolved further from what it already is then the creator of uranium would definitely qualify for needing to get their head checked

Dr Subterfuge
Aug 31, 2005

TIME TO ROC N' ROLL

Johnny Joestar posted:

just wait until it evolves and turns in a TRUCKASAURUS

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY COME ON DOWN TO WATCH THIS MECHANICAL MONSTROSITY RUN ROUGHSHOD OVER MANY SMALL ANIMALS AND CRUSH THE DREAMS OF QUITE A LOT OF CHILDREN






it doesn't actually evolve into a truckasaurus but at least i can dream

dammit you actually had my hopes up :(

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

GeneX posted:

That backhoe is the key to breaking this game in half

It's so goddamn stupid for so many reasons

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Some Numbers posted:

The Gen 1 Game Corner is in Celadon, so you could get a Porygon before fighting Erika.

Were you also able to get a Dratini from there or was that one of the later ones?

Color Printer posted:

It feels like some of you people are acting like "playing an optional minigame sidequest a long time to get a really good thing" has never been done before in an RPG

The only casino I've found myself constantly grinding and making progress with is Dragon Quest 8's so I never really bothered with the ones in Pokemon.

The fact that I only got up to Gen 4 probably had something to do with that though.

RareAcumen fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Mar 11, 2017

WrightOfWay
Jul 24, 2010


RareAcumen posted:

Were you also able to get a Dratini from there or was that one of the later ones?

You could, but the Dratini line is pretty terrible in game thanks to evolving super late and Dragonite being kind of unimpressive in Gen 1.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

WrightOfWay posted:

You could, but the Dratini line is pretty terrible in game thanks to evolving super late and Dragonite being kind of unimpressive in Gen 1.

I mean, in Gen 1 the only Dragon-type move was Dragon Rage, so while Dragonite still was decent defensively (as long as you avoided Ice Beams) you literally did not have a STAB option, nor did you have the usual neutral-effectiveness fallback move that Dragons love to exploit.

Then again, if you killed an enemy with Hyper Beam, there was no recharge turn, and base 134 attack is nothing to laugh at. With that, it's potentially on par with Snorlax for Gen 1 beam spam, except it evolves way too drat late.

Lord Koth
Jan 8, 2012

To be fair, that's been an issue with almost all the really good triple evolution dragons. By the time it finally hits its final evolution and you get your 600 stat monster you're done, or nearly done, with the main game as a whole.

At least until SuMo came along and you can acquire a lvl 9-12 Salamence on the very first island with some effort. :shepface:

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Lord Koth posted:

To be fair, that's been an issue with almost all the really good triple evolution dragons. By the time it finally hits its final evolution and you get your 600 stat monster you're done, or nearly done, with the main game as a whole.

At least until SuMo came along and you can acquire a lvl 9-12 Salamence on the very first island with some effort. :shepface:

Yeah but Jangmo-o is in the last patch of grass before the last trial in the game.

Which is why i bred-up about 40 of them and wonder traded them away, go have fun little jimmy.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

SirSamVimes posted:

So, I decided to get in on this shitshow and decided to check if there was any way to trigger trade evolutions with the servers down from the DMCA. I found that cheatengine would allow it, but jesus christ look at this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemonuranium/comments/519gw5/evolving_trade_pokemon/

Apparently discussing how to get trade evolutions that are otherwise impossible to obtain is "ruining the fun" :psyduck:

edit: okay apparently the servers are back up, but still that's ridiculous
To be fair, they seem to be worrying about people using the link to cheatengine to hack pokemon for the online battling, not the idea of hacking in trade evo pokemon.

Lord Koth
Jan 8, 2012

Kurieg posted:

Yeah but Jangmo-o is in the last patch of grass before the last trial in the game.

Which is why i bred-up about 40 of them and wonder traded them away, go have fun little jimmy.

...So you wonder traded them a bunch of lvl 1 stage 1(out of 3) dragons that don't evolve until 35/45. Congrats? As opposed to a goddamn fully evolved dragon that is just randomly available on the first island through S.O.S. battles at levels far below where it normally evolves at. I'm not talking about catching and using Bagon here (though that's obviously an option too; and Goomy on island 2), I'm talking about you can literally catch Salamence at those levels.

Stage 1 dragons are not very good, even with the neat typing on that one.

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.
A belated tribute to the late PUSSYMASHER.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Here lies PUSSYMASHER

He never scored

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Lord Koth posted:

Stage 1 dragons are not very good, even with the neat typing on that one.

Bagon was perfectly serviceable in Ruby/Sapphire, the problem was that Ruby/Sapphire did weird things with evolutions like making Shelgon stupidly weak and not tanky enough to make up for it, or making Vigoroth better than its evolved form just because Slaking's ability is literal dead weight.

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


Always felt bad for all the kids that must have gone through gen 3 with a vigoroth on their team without knowing what was coming. They were probably happy at first to see it evolve :smith:

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Color Printer posted:

It feels like some of you people are acting like "playing an optional minigame sidequest a long time to get a really good thing" has never been done before in an RPG

This. C'mon you guys you still need to grind 9999 coins so the reward goddamn better be worth it. It is overtooled though, that much is certain.

Motor Drive and Shift Gear seems like a combo for hilarity though.

Last Celebration
Mar 30, 2010

KataraniSword posted:

Bagon was perfectly serviceable in Ruby/Sapphire, the problem was that Ruby/Sapphire did weird things with evolutions like making Shelgon stupidly weak and not tanky enough to make up for it, or making Vigoroth better than its evolved form just because Slaking's ability is literal dead weight.

Slaking at least is basically a box legendary, so noting ingame is remotely a threat to it and it just kinda demolishes everything in its path.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Lord Koth posted:

...So you wonder traded them a bunch of lvl 1 stage 1(out of 3) dragons that don't evolve until 35/45. Congrats? As opposed to a goddamn fully evolved dragon that is just randomly available on the first island through S.O.S. battles at levels far below where it normally evolves at. I'm not talking about catching and using Bagon here (though that's obviously an option too; and Goomy on island 2), I'm talking about you can literally catch Salamence at those levels.

Stage 1 dragons are not very good, even with the neat typing on that one.

They gave people a Pokemon that was highly desired and not normally available until the end of the game. It's not a race to get the first pseudo, nor were they even trying to upstage you. Overly defensive, much?

eternaldough
Jan 16, 2017

What I'd like to know is how is it legal to bring in what is clearly a robot into a Pokemon battle.

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

freshlybaked posted:

What I'd like to know is how is it legal to bring in what is clearly a robot into a Pokemon battle.

I can bring my friend Golurk so why can't I bring my friend MEGAWEAPON?

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



In response to that, I present the Magnemite line. Robots can be Pokemon too.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

also porygon is a manmade, artificial pokemon and everyone uses that just fine

Focacciasaurus_Rex
Dec 13, 2010
An incredibly fast steam shovel, you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXyx75CVybs

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Back to Dragonite in Gen 1: that was the most annoying son of a bitch to play against since the only reason to ever use it was loving wrap and it's asinine Gen 1 mechanics that lock you and your opponent out of doing anything but switching into another wrap for 32 turns (unless they miscount and underflow the pp giving you 63 more shots). Agility makes it faster than any unboosted pokemon so all you need is one setup turn you get a fate worse than Wobbuffet staring contests.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I mean dragonite also looks cool in all its stages and has surf access to free up that party requirement without using a water type.

It had pretty good tm access in a game with terrible move pools as well if memory serves.

eternaldough
Jan 16, 2017

Endorph posted:

also porygon is a manmade, artificial pokemon and everyone uses that just fine

Oh, I had forgotten. Nowadays, I like to imagine that after the first one was made, they somehow reproduced and stalk urban areas.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:


A backhoe dragon!????!??!?!?!?



The one true MegaWeapon

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things
Porygon isn't even the only man-made pokemon. Castform, Type:Null/Silvally,... and that doesn't even count things like Genesect which was heavily modified, or Voltorb which is literally a pokeball that spontaneously gained life.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

Zore posted:

Porygon isn't even the only man-made pokemon. Castform, Type:Null/Silvally,... and that doesn't even count things like Genesect which was heavily modified, or Voltorb which is literally a pokeball that spontaneously gained life.

Also grimer, muk, trubbish, and garbodor...all pokémon that are sentient pollution.

Unknown Quantity
Sep 2, 2011

!
Steven? Steven?!
STEEEEEEVEEEEEEEN!

FoolyCharged posted:

I mean dragonite also looks cool in all its stages and has surf access to free up that party requirement without using a water type.

It had pretty good tm access in a game with terrible move pools as well if memory serves.

Speaking of hilarious TM coverage, a reminder that if you transfer it from Gen 1 to your Box, your Nidoking or Nidoqueen can use Pay Day, because Pay Day was a TM in Blue and only Blue.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Aerdan posted:

Also grimer, muk, trubbish, and garbodor...all pokémon that are sentient pollution.

That's actually a bit of a grey area in the "manmade" vs "natural" argument, given how heavily Pokémon bases things off Japanese mythology. Depending on the depiction, literally anything that has existed for a long enough time can gain a spirit of its own and become a tsukumogami, and while Japan itself has been cleaning up a lot in the past 30 or 40 years, its pollution issues were bad. Like, China or metropolitan USA levels of bad. It might be depressing to think "this pile of sludge/this garbage heap has been around for over a century and has attained sentience" but I think it's honestly the underlying design decision behind them.

Koffing and Weezing too, really.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Color Printer posted:

It feels like some of you people are acting like "playing an optional minigame sidequest a long time to get a really good thing" has never been done before in an RPG

It's in the wild in Victory Road.

It'd still be just as busted then.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry
Well...they're all still based on human byproducts.

Porygon could date from the 70s at the earliest. I'd estimate that the Pokémon universe's tech level is a few decades ahead of our own, given that they have things like an effective universal cure for venoms and toxins, as well as devices that instantly restore Pokémon to top condition. As such, it could be argued that porygon is also blurring the lines between manmade and natural. :v:

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Geocities Homepage King
Nov 26, 2007

I have good news, and I have bad news.
Which do you want to hear first...?

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

It's in the wild in Victory Road.

It'd still be just as busted then.

I'm imagining a place in the world just teeming with wild, rampaging construction equipment.

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