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Those eggs are clearly baked. Anyway, a pocket egg is an egg you carry around in your pocket. I do that sometimes, it's great for fidgeting.
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twoday posted:Those eggs are clearly baked. Anyway, a pocket egg is an egg you carry around in your pocket. I do that sometimes, it's great for fidgeting. A pocket egg is a testicle and you should go wash your hands!
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Mar 11, 2017 10:04
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twoday posted:Those eggs are clearly baked. Anyway, a pocket egg is an egg you carry around in your pocket. I do that sometimes, it's great for fidgeting.  Its like a stress ball.
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Mar 11, 2017 10:09
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A Pocket Cucco will hatch from it overnight. Be sure to give it back when you are done with it.
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Mar 11, 2017 10:15
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steinrokkan posted:
It's a perfect gift to offer someone in a trying time.
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Mar 11, 2017 11:12
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:It's a perfect gift to offer someone in a trying time. eggcept smashmouth
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Mar 11, 2017 12:49
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Are pocket eggs like pocket sand, except more retarded/genius?
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Mar 11, 2017 13:38
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Bud K ninja sword posted:eggcept smashmouth 5
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Mar 11, 2017 14:12
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Bubblyblubber posted:Are pocket eggs like pocket sand, except more retarded/genius? It's more distracting to have an egg chucked in your face than some sand, I tell you what.
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Mar 11, 2017 14:52
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Pocket eggs make me think of pocket candy and that's gross. It would be some old dude with a piece of candy in his pocket that's been riding around in there for no less than a few days. He'll offer it in an attempt at bonding, since who doesn't like hard lemon candy? This is where it's ok to say 'no thanks' since it's the only one and losing this precious stash will mean that he no longer has anything to offer other strangers at the drug store. If you say 'yes', be ready for a sigh followed by a dig in said pocket for treasure. It does have the potential of having a hair, paperclip, or penny stuck to it also. It will be warm, too, which is mildly unsettling to just think about.
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Mar 11, 2017 16:22
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It's burgin' time! 
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Mar 11, 2017 16:44
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Mar 11, 2017 16:50
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I heart bacon posted:Pocket eggs make me think of pocket candy and that's gross. It would be some old dude with a piece of candy in his pocket that's been riding around in there for no less than a few days. He'll offer it in an attempt at bonding, since who doesn't like hard lemon candy? This is where it's ok to say 'no thanks' since it's the only one and losing this precious stash will mean that he no longer has anything to offer other strangers at the drug store. If you say 'yes', be ready for a sigh followed by a dig in said pocket for treasure. It does have the potential of having a hair, paperclip, or penny stuck to it also. It will be warm, too, which is mildly unsettling to just think about. lol if your local grandpas aren't werther's tier
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Mar 11, 2017 19:58
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U.T. Raptor posted:Just cook regular burgers, then cut them in half and arrange the halves in the hot dog bun With everything to complain about I don't think this is it. If you aren't buying slabs of frozen meat already in patty form there is no "regular" burger. No burger rules
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Mar 11, 2017 22:21
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No, no, no. There need to be burger rules, burger laws, and burger statutes, if we're to continue as humans.
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Mar 11, 2017 22:30
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:No, no, no. There need to be burger rules, burger laws, and burger statutes, if we're to continue as humans. If a burger is a legitimate topping on a Bloody Mary, A drink, then no burger rules.
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Mar 11, 2017 22:34
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angerbeet posted:lol if your local grandpas aren't werther's tier Grandmas are werthers. Grandpas are lemon candy and/or cough drops. Grandmas are concerned about grandpas being addicted to cough drops too. Grandmas are also responsible for the widespread addiction of nasal spray in today's youth.
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Mar 11, 2017 22:37
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we need a house of burgesses
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Mar 11, 2017 22:46
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I heart bacon posted:Grandmas are werthers. Grandpas are lemon candy and/or cough drops. Grandmas are concerned about grandpas being addicted to cough drops too. Grandmas are also responsible for the widespread addiction of nasal spray in today's youth. What? No way, grandpas are totally Werthers, grandmas are ribbon candy. rear end in a top hat uncles who shovel beet juice-pickled eggs in their maws and then go elbow deep into their noses were cough drops, but they've moved onto something more sinister. Probably straight e-juice, iunno, I've stayed away from that creep-rear end white-trash douchebag for about twenty years now.
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Mar 12, 2017 01:27
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My memaw always had rolos in her purse. That is one of my enduring memories of her.
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Mar 12, 2017 01:31
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Velamints. 
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Mar 12, 2017 01:50
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Na-Nas Pap-Paps 
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Mar 12, 2017 01:56
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I get gelt once a year from paternal grandma and my maternal grandma makes cookies occasionally. My paternal grandpa I've only seen once and my maternal grandpa would probably give me weed.
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Mar 12, 2017 02:03
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The AFP is coming from inside the house   (It's good as hell.)
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Mar 12, 2017 02:06
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VendaGoat posted:Na-Nas wrong thread
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Mar 12, 2017 02:12
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:The AFP is coming from inside the house 
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Mar 12, 2017 02:14
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VendaGoat posted:Na-Nas Hold up, spicy boy, oatmeal creme pies are loving great.
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Mar 12, 2017 02:43
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Who wouldn't want to get a creampie from grandpa?
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Mar 12, 2017 03:06
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whiteyfats posted:Hold up, spicy boy, oatmeal creme pies are loving great. Oatmeal pies are the best snack cake, anyone who disagrees is a dirty liar. My Pa always had Fishermans's Friend lozenges on him and he'd pay me a dollar for every lozenge I could eat before I got sick. He was the best grandparent ever. Never saw him eat any real candy, btw. Just pure hate in lozenge form, all the time.
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Mar 12, 2017 03:11
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Look I agree both are wonderful. I was only commenting inside the context of the derail of things your grandparents gave you as treats. Guess what that means. 
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Mar 12, 2017 03:41
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I know we talk about pizza being an open face sandwich, but have we considered the fact that cereal is technically a soup? 
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Mar 12, 2017 04:06
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Grandpa loved his Reisens he did
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Mar 12, 2017 04:18
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fizzymercy posted:Oatmeal pies are the best snack cake, anyone who disagrees is a dirty liar. I love Fisherman's Friend lozenges, and I also love giving them to people who are none the wiser. I also like Buckley's cough mixture so maybe I am a grandpa and don't know it.
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Mar 12, 2017 04:34
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What's good garnish, a whole onion? Yeah, sounds good. Chef Bourgeoisie has a new favorite as of 05:32 on Mar 12, 2017 |
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Mar 12, 2017 05:29
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I thought all grandparents everywhere = pillow mints  
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Mar 12, 2017 05:38
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Chef Bourgeoisie posted:What's good garnish, a whole onion? Yeah, sounds good. 
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Zipperelli. posted:I know we talk about pizza being an open face sandwich, but have we considered the fact that cereal is technically a soup? I know I have. I've got a whole classification system.
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These things are extremely my poo poo.  no burgerpizza rules?
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