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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

It's Canadian :/

The Malaysian guy who actually built the newest Trump tower looks about 20 years old



If Trump is 6'2 or 6'3 then Kushner must be a giant, jesus.

e: huh, only 6'3. maybe im a retard w\ angles

edit2: oh its eric trump, 6'5

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mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."






yeah but did she brag about it? "you know, like, my dad gets people killed." "awesome."

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
eric trump looks like he skins and eats people

red19fire
May 26, 2010

XMNN posted:

eric trump looks like he skins and eats people

Those two failsons took a lot of 'hunting trips' to Africa :ohdear:

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

red19fire posted:

Those two failsons took a lot of 'hunting trips' to Africa :ohdear:

Donny Jr just looks a sleazy 80s businessman but Eric is seriously unsettling.

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy

ROFL Octopus posted:

Donny Jr just looks a sleazy 80s businessman but Eric is seriously unsettling.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015


:chloe:

Unctuous Cretin
Jun 20, 2007
LUrker

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


Eeww, stop that


lol

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

lol

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

Jesus Christ posted:

fuckin' loooool

totaly worth scrolling a few sites back just to see this.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







I wonder how many women would just instinctively mace their computer screens after seeing this image

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


that is a solid lol

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

first lol of the morning is always a good one

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Huh. Maybe he's not technically wrong then. "This is McCarthyism" is merely an allusion to his own actions!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






lol trump still has his brownshirt brigade

quote:

According to the pool report from Roll Call’s John Bennett, the effort to get the press to leave the room is joined by an unexpected party. “One of Trump’s personal security men entered the Roosevelt Room from a door behind the pool and began yelling loudly for us to clear out,” Bennett wrote.

Trump had private security personnel in his employ staffing him at rallies over the course of the campaign, alongside the Secret Service. In January, he announced that one of them, Keith Schiller, would join him at the White House to serve as a deputy assistant. It was Schiller who struck a protester in the face outside Trump Tower in September 2015 after the protester tried to reclaim a sign Schiller had snatched away.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/03/10/just-another-three-hours-at-the-trump-white-house/

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."


Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.
Looks like Trump just woke up!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/840572799202783233

He probably dreamed about imploding OCA.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
his staffers are breathing a sigh of relief compared to the tweets they woke up to last saturday

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd4-UnU8lWY

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


why is trump still allowed personal security people.

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Groovelord Neato posted:

why is trump still allowed personal security people.

Because he knows it is only a mater of time until the the CIA caps him.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


I think that's actually Kellyanne's great grandma.

DangerDongs
Nov 7, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Watching Anderson Cooper interview her while uncontrollably laughing at her "Alternative Facts" statement will forever be glorious.

"I'm big, I can take this." While he just laughs.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Ha they edited that guys face out and them saying "jim" in the tv version. Those guys do some jarring cuts and edits but that poo poo was some baby poopy pants video editor poo poo.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I wonder how ol' Sexy Rexy feels about going from running Exxon to being Trump's fuckboi. He couldn't even get his preferred deputy hired on because he said mean things about poor Donnie

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

TheChaosPath posted:

How the gently caress do you spawn those two hills-have-eyes-looking motherfuckers and then... Ivanka
Plastic surgery, for starters. She used to look like this:

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


didn't she only get a slight nose job and her tits done.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Burt Sexual posted:

Also mandates were/are a problem.

Yeah the system where people don't have insurance and then need their appendix out or break a leg and just go to the ER and never pay for it was working awesome.

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?
To me it looks like cheek or chin implants plus something with her lips but maybe her face just changed with age?

Also lol that, if baby naming sites are any indication, DJT seems to have tainted his own first name:

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


here's a trump related lol:

quote:

When he was 16, Ryan found his 55-year-old father lying dead in bed of a heart attack...From the time of his father's death until his 18th birthday, Ryan received Social Security survivors benefits, which were saved for his college education...Ryan has a bachelor's degree in economics and political science from Miami University in Oxford, Ohio, where he became interested in the writings of Friedrich Hayek, Ludwig von Mises, and Milton Friedman. He often visited the office of libertarian professor Richard Hart to discuss the theories of these economists and of Ayn Rand.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Multilake posted:

Looks like Trump just woke up!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/840572799202783233

He probably dreamed about imploding OCA.

hasn't he tweeted this pretty much verbatim like 3 times already the past couple weeks?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
the joke is funny because eric trump is in fact a real estate salesman

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

Lacey posted:

Plastic surgery, for starters. She used to look like this:

She looks like a perfectly normal person in this photo.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

lol

https://twitter.com/BartyBooper/status/824785963691933697

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Wandle Shaytham posted:

She looks like a perfectly normal person in this photo.

But that is not how she looks now. This is not a hard concept to grasp.

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END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



Can someone with photoshop skills edit out the dog and add one of those tiny trump's?

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