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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Dr. Faustus posted:

Is "the CIA killed Kennedy" anything more than the theory du jour (wasn't it something like he can't be trusted because he's compromised by lust?") or is this just a tongue-in-cheek thing that's going around?

I'm more inclined to believe that the CIA was involved, but it was mainly the mafia because Kennedy hosed them over in Cuba and cost them their casinos.

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Dr. Faustus posted:

Is "the CIA killed Kennedy" anything more than the theory du jour (wasn't it something like he can't be trusted because he's compromised by lust?") or is this just a tongue-in-cheek thing that's going around?

it's one of the most popular conspiracy theories of all time maybe start by watching the movie JFK extended cut ??

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o9SiOlAyNU

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Welcome to the sketchy part of Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_F._Kennedy_assassination_conspiracy_theories

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







quote:

In addition to Oswald, Jerome Kroth has named 26 people as "Possible Assassins In Dealey Plaza".[192] They include: Orlando Bosch,[192] James Files,[193][192] Desmond Fitzgerald,[192] Charles Harrelson,[194][192] Gerry Hemming,[192] Chauncey Holt,[192] Howard Hunt,[192] Charles Nicoletti,[194][192] Charles Rogers,[192] Johnny Roselli,[192] Lucien Sarti,[194][192] and Frank Sturgis.[192]

My money is on that guy.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

haljordan posted:

My money is on that guy.

why

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

haljordan posted:

My money is on that guy.

which of them sired ted cruz?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Charles Rogers ... Steve Rogers ... CAPTAIN AMERICA ... makes u think

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







He had a master's degree. He read comic books. He blew JFK's brains out. He lived with his parents. He stuck to his room. He built model planes and sniffed glue.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

haljordan posted:

He had a master's degree. He read comic books. He blew JFK's brains out. He lived with his parents. He stuck to his room. He built model planes and sniffed glue.

ok because you gotta explain things manwe cant read your mind

Svdl
May 9, 2006

Around the world
Let's not throw stones, after all, is anyone of us truly innocent of killing Kennedy?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Svdl posted:

Let's not throw stones, after all, is anyone of us truly innocent of killing Kennedy?
One man is: Donald Trump.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

haljordan posted:

He had a master's degree. He read comic books. He blew JFK's brains out. He lived with his parents. He stuck to his room. He built model planes and sniffed glue.
This is like a poem that should be read by Richard Dreyfus over a montage of wind over fields of wheat and sunlight peaking through tree branches.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



haljordan posted:

He had a master's degree. He read comic books. He blew JFK's brains out. He lived with his parents. He stuck to his room. He built model planes and sniffed glue.

He also murdered his parents and disappeared in 1965.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lolling how Trump's policies will exterminate the legions of vermin who voted for him.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Professor SJW posted:

ok because you gotta explain things manwe cant read your mind

I was like who is manwe why are you talking about a dude from the lord of the rings books :confused:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

MAGA MAGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qESHVXQjadk

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, television is reality, and reality is less than television.

- the Trump administration

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

etalian posted:

lolling how Trump's policies will exterminate the legions of vermin who voted for him.

He had a plan to make American great and I can't argue with the results

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
I saw JFK when it came out on cable. All I remember is Joe Pesci's eyebrows and Kevin Costner's hypnotic "back... and to the left."

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Kuato posted:

He had a plan to make American great and I can't argue with the results

fuckin savage lmao

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

quote:

Why did President Obama wait until the waning days of his eight years in office to do this? Maybe because he wanted to facilitate leaks that he hoped would cripple his predecessor.

yes sean, obama spent his last days in office scheming to finally put the nail in dubya's coffin, lol

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Flesh Forge posted:

I was like who is manwe why are you talking about a dude from the lord of the rings books :confused:

wait this isnt the lotr thread

gently caress i thought you guys were talking about sauron this whole time

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

reminder: Trump is Prez lol

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Jel Shaker posted:

is it bevis or butthead he looks like? i cant remember which

also no wonder south korea has gone mad for Ivanka, she's the ideal plastic surgery advert

He's got a Bevis forehead/hair and a Butthead mouth

He's the total package!

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

KrolleBolle posted:



Like that? Lol

Holy poo poo yeeeessssss lmao good drat

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Hammerite posted:

yes sean, obama spent his last days in office scheming to finally put the nail in dubya's coffin, lol

Jesus Christ

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I like to think Obama spent his last few days organizing the replacement of the White House paintings with fakes, since they won't be appreciated and might even be at risk for the next little while

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/840618487282311170

Lol get hosed rex

Heigen
Mar 10, 2017
I lol everytime someone gets mad at him.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Professor Shark posted:

I like to think Obama spent his last few days organizing the replacement of the White House paintings with fakes, since they won't be appreciated and might even be at risk for the next little while

Like ketchup fingerprints or something

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


It's like at work when a program manager stops getting invited to top level meetings

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Fun fact: the us will hit its debt ceiling in 4 days on wed. March 15th and Congress has not even mentioned this let alone done anything to deal with it

Oh yeah trump said on his campaign that his plan is to just let the us default on its debt! So get ready to lol bigly if that happens and the entire world economy instantly blows the gently caress up

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage
"You know" says the British envoy on his way to Brussels "I've been traveling back and forth between London and Brussels with an empty briefcase these last few months. I mean, my briefcase literally is empty, I have nothing to show and can't answer a single question. I'm not sure what my mission is except showing up? And smiling, I suppose.."
"I can't imagine what that must be like" says Rex Tillerson and takes another swig.

Balthesar
Sep 4, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

proof of concept posted:

Fun fact: the us will hit its debt ceiling in 4 days on wed. March 15th and Congress has not even mentioned this let alone done anything to deal with it

Oh yeah trump said on his campaign that his plan is to just let the us default on its debt! So get ready to lol bigly if that happens and the entire world economy instantly blows the gently caress up

awesome i love doomsday clocks

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

proof of concept posted:

Fun fact: the us will hit its debt ceiling in 4 days on wed. March 15th and Congress has not even mentioned this let alone done anything to deal with it

Oh yeah trump said on his campaign that his plan is to just let the us default on its debt! So get ready to lol bigly if that happens and the entire world economy instantly blows the gently caress up

sweet trump's gonna destroy the world, frickin' awesome

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?

proof of concept posted:

Fun fact: the us will hit its debt ceiling in 4 days on wed. March 15th and Congress has not even mentioned this let alone done anything to deal with it

Oh yeah trump said on his campaign that his plan is to just let the us default on its debt! So get ready to lol bigly if that happens and the entire world economy instantly blows the gently caress up
Will that make the US dollar strong or weak? Also is it a strong or a weak dollar that's good for the economy?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Hopefully we'll get $1.50 gas again like 2008.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Lacey posted:

Will that make the US dollar strong or weak? Also is it a strong or a weak dollar that's good for the economy?

the us dollar will be a weak source of fuel for the hasty fires we build to cook and eat each other

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I lust for global economic implosion.

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