Rick and Morty: AND AWAAAAAAAAAAY WE GO!

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Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

it's getting pretty Anime in here

# ? Mar 12, 2017 01:53

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 18:28

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

ChairMaster posted:

Most goons don't tend to differentiate between real or drawn child porn because it gives them moral superiority boners or something, even though it just confuses conversations in general.

This just may win for creepiest SA post I've read in a long long time.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 01:59

ChairMaster: Aug 22, 2009; by R. Guyovich

Haha, totally called it.

Take note how they don't quote the second line in the post, they just need to pretend like they have an enemy to feel better than on the internet, nothing else matters. Not that I likely have the same opinion on the creepy weirdo they're mad about Roiland following, or that that's not even what's important to the discussion. These people are on the edge of climax here, they crave a creepy person to yell at, doesn't matter who they are or what they actually think, they just neeeeeeed it.

It's like internet morality junkies or something.

ChairMaster fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Mar 12, 2017

# ? Mar 12, 2017 02:25

Mordja: Apr 26, 2014; Hell Gem

I hold in my hand definitive proof that Justin Roiland is a kid-diddler and also an anti-semite, probably.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 02:41

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Everyone post that video for the next few pages.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 02:44

Guy A. Person: May 23, 2003

ChairMaster posted:

Haha, totally called it.

Take note how they don't quote the second line in the post, they just need to pretend like they have an enemy to feel better than on the internet, nothing else matters.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 02:44

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

ChairMaster posted:

Haha, totally called it.

Take note how they don't quote the second line in the post, they just need to pretend like they have an enemy to feel better than on the internet, nothing else matters. Not that I likely have the same opinion on the creepy weirdo they're mad about Roiland following, or that that's not even what's important to the discussion. These people are on the edge of climax here, they crave a creepy person to yell at, doesn't matter who they are or what they actually think, they just neeeeeeed it.

It's like internet morality junkies or something.

Holy gently caress, dude

# ? Mar 12, 2017 02:53

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Oh boy, here we go shitposting again!

# ? Mar 12, 2017 02:54

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

*Posts something insanely stupid and creepy, gets called on it*

Hah, called it. You morality junkies are just looking for a cause to get worked up about. Unlike me, a paragon of virtue

# ? Mar 12, 2017 02:56

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

I hope they finish "drawing it" soon so we can actually talk about the show

# ? Mar 12, 2017 02:56

ChairMaster: Aug 22, 2009; by R. Guyovich

withak posted:

Everyone post that video for the next few pages.

I don't think so bitch, if these dipshits can't let the thread stay dormant between seasons then it's time to post about how mad we are at the creators at all times. Everyone gather round in a circle and drop trou, we're gonna find something objectionable that one of the crazy assholes who make this show did and we're gonna circle jerk over how much better we are than them for the next month or so until we get more news about season 3's release date. Creating and discussing internet drama is a totally worthwhile way to spend our time, let's get to it!

Or we could just accept that there's nothing interesting to say about Rick and Morty inbetween seasons and just let the thread die until we've got something to talk about with regard to the third season. Either way.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 02:59

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Yeah, if... This is what people start grasping for, I'd seriously start considering just locking the thread and be done with it until we get a solid date on S3.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 03:14

ChairMaster: Aug 22, 2009; by R. Guyovich

Regalingualius posted:

Yeah, if... This is what people start grasping for, I'd seriously start considering just locking the thread and be done with it until we get a solid date on S3.

Well the OP posted on this very page, so apparently he's cool with it being like this.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 03:18

The Fuzzy Hulk: Nov 22, 2007; ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS

I like having the thread open because people post stuff about the show that I would never find on my own. I know if there is any news or previews it will get posted here.

That being said I would be fine with having it closed forever if I wouldn't have to read some creepy pedophile defending anime child porn because it "technically isn't illegal" and "has no victim involved". Jesus Christ I want to take a shower after reading that.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 03:33

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Hey everyone, what is your favorite scene or line or gag from Rick and Morty?

I'll start, mine is the part where Rick avoids surveillance while in the simulation by making Morty strip naked because the aliens running the simulation are uncomfortable with nudity and Rick knows that they won't be monitored if they are naked.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 03:37

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

ChairMaster posted:

Well the OP posted on this very page, so apparently he's cool with it being like this.

Okay, listen. I have no interest in whatever poo poo you're trying to start. You said something dumb and I made fun of it. The end. Outside of that I've very intentionally been staying out of all this drama.

I'm also not going to close the thread, because I honestly don't give a poo poo and also it's not actually my call. I can, but absent a mod's approval it would probably just get reopened.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 03:38

ChairMaster: Aug 22, 2009; by R. Guyovich

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I like having the thread open because people post stuff about the show that I would never find on my own. I know if there is any news or previews it will get posted here.

That being said I would be fine with having it closed forever if I wouldn't have to read some creepy pedophile defending anime child porn because it "technically isn't illegal" and "has no victim involved". Jesus Christ I want to take a shower after reading that.

I really wish I didn't have to spell this out, but if you really don't understand this, I guess I can.

I'm not defending poo poo, you illiterate gently caress. I'm talking about what kind of idiots posters in this thread are for saying this person that Roiland follows "creates child porn" rather than "draws child porn". Which makes the guy I quoted first not even understand what the conversation is about in the first place. The whole reason I posted in the first place is that I'm sick of dumbass goons trying to drum up internet rage by using misleading language and making a clear conversation impossible to have. This thread would gladly have let Elcondemn believe that Roiland was following an actual child molester on twitter, if I had not clarified.

I genuinely don't give a poo poo about any Roiland or Harmon drama, but for some reason I do give a poo poo about bad posting and lying on the internet.

ChairMaster fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Mar 12, 2017

# ? Mar 12, 2017 03:38

Arist: Feb 13, 2012; _{who, me?}

Eh, you know what? Not gonna bother

# ? Mar 12, 2017 03:39

ChairMaster: Aug 22, 2009; by R. Guyovich

withak posted:

Hey everyone, what is your favorite scene or line or gag from Rick and Morty?

I'll start, mine is the part where Rick avoids surveillance while in the simulation by making Morty strip naked because the aliens running the simulation are uncomfortable with nudity and Rick knows that they won't be monitored if they are naked.

Mine is the part where Morty yells at summer for thinking that violence and shock humor are disgusting because it shows us what a creepy jerk Roiland is in real life! Man, we all sure hate that guy, don't we? Good thing we're not total creeps like him!

e: (I suppose I should spell out what this post is for too, for any other completely illiterate people who might be reading it: I am trying to teach by example. This is what a thread about Roiland and Harmon looks like, rather than a thread about Rick and Morty, which is a show that hasn't had a new episode for like 18 months and was discussed to death about 12 months ago. Sucks, doesn't it?)

ChairMaster fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Mar 12, 2017

# ? Mar 12, 2017 03:41

counterfeitsaint: Feb 26, 2010; I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Arist posted:

Eh, you know what? Not gonna bother

Yeah, he's the one doing all the unnecessary digging. He's also the jerk who started this lovely conversation we're having now.

*Continues to scan the twitter account of every pervert on the internet looking for a follower I recognize*

Edit: Ninja editting jerk! :argh:

# ? Mar 12, 2017 03:42

The Fuzzy Hulk: Nov 22, 2007; ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS

ChairMaster posted:

I'm not defending poo poo, you illiterate gently caress. I'm talking about what kind of idiots posters in this thread are for saying this person that Roiland follows "creates child porn" rather than "draws child porn".

create
[kree-eyt]
verb (used with object), cre�at�ed, cre�at�ing.
to cause to come into being, as something unique that would not naturally evolve or that is not made by ordinary processes.
to evolve from one's own thought or imagination, as a work of art or an invention.

You may want to look up "illiterate" too.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 03:52

ChairMaster: Aug 22, 2009; by R. Guyovich

You know perfectly well what they were implying, and the fact that nobody else thought it worth clarifying to Elcondemn proves it. Lying by omission is no better than any other way of lying, I don't know why you think that's a good way to post.

e: (and this is what posting about posting looks like. If this seems tiresome to you, let me assure you that it is, and let me assure you that calling someone a pedophile is a great way to keep people posting about posting indefinitely.)

ChairMaster fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Mar 12, 2017

# ? Mar 12, 2017 03:54

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

ChairMaster posted:

You know perfectly well what they were implying, and the fact that nobody else thought it worth clarifying to Elcondemn proves it. Lying by omission is no better than any other way of lying, I don't know why you think that's a good way to post.

e: (and this is what posting about posting looks like. If this seems tiresome to you, let me assure you that it is, and let me assure you that calling someone a pedophile is a great way to keep people posting about posting indefinitely.)

This is what shitposting looks like. Shut the gently caress up.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 04:02

CuddlyZombie: Nov 6, 2005; I wuv your brains.

ChairMaster is right, though. Shadman's work is abhorrent and disgusting and is like something out of The Aristocrats, but it's totally disingenuous to call his drawings "creating child pornography". Save that labeling for the poo poo that ruins lives.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 04:23

Yestermoment: Jul 27, 2007

withak posted:

Hey everyone, what is your favorite scene or line or gag from Rick and Morty?

I'll start, mine is the part where Rick avoids surveillance while in the simulation by making Morty strip naked because the aliens running the simulation are uncomfortable with nudity and Rick knows that they won't be monitored if they are naked.

I still like "Shut up, Hamurai, shut up Amish-Cyborg. What is this, 90's Conan?" because it perfectly sums up so many of the goofy hallucinations in that episode.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 04:26

El Jeffe: Dec 24, 2009

withak posted:

Hey everyone, what is your favorite scene or line or gag from Rick and Morty?

Morty throwing the frisbee all the way around the planet still gets me good.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 04:38

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

I liked the bit where Rick yells Allahu Ackbar and threatens to commit terrorist actions.

WarpedNaba fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Mar 12, 2017

# ? Mar 12, 2017 04:41

Bust Rodd: Oct 21, 2008; by VideoGames

withak posted:

Hey everyone, what is your favorite scene or line or gag from Rick and Morty?

Snuffles: Where are my testicles, Summer? Where are my testicles? They were removed, where have they gone?
Summer: Oh, wow. That's an intense line of questioning, Snuffles.
Snuffles: Do not call me that! Snuffles was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:00

WarpedNaba: Feb 8, 2012; Being social makes me swell!

That episode was pretty hefty about how we don't deserve dogs.

I dunno how effective pushing dog's faces in urine are, though, since it isn't telling them where they should go. Jerry's all stick and no carrot.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:58

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I have to GO POOP... in.... the TOILET! You see!

# ? Mar 12, 2017 06:24

Guy A. Person: May 23, 2003

# ? Mar 12, 2017 07:45

an skeleton: Apr 23, 2012; scowls @ u

hey does anyone in this online chat thread enjoy the television animated series "Rick and Morty"?

# ? Mar 12, 2017 10:29

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; BAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hate that show.

Ha, actually I like it a lot. Had you going there.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 10:52

curse of flubber: Mar 12, 2007; I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP

withak posted:

Hey everyone, what is your favorite scene or line or gag from Rick and Morty?

I'll start, mine is the part where Rick avoids surveillance while in the simulation by making Morty strip naked because the aliens running the simulation are uncomfortable with nudity and Rick knows that they won't be monitored if they are naked.

Mine was when Morty gets raped in a pub bathroom by a giant Jellybean.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 13:23

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

WarpedNaba posted:

That episode was pretty hefty about how we don't deserve dogs.

I dunno how effective pushing dog's faces in urine are, though, since it isn't telling them where they should go. Jerry's all stick and no carrot.

Also, dogs are all about sniffing poop and pee. They do that stuff all day.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 13:33

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