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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Kazanir posted:

I think of my political trajectory as a falling star, crashing down through layer and layer of stacked up right-wing ideologies until I crash at the bottom of Hell like Asmodeus, surrounded by socialists and hippies who I detest and who I nevertheless am forced to admit are probably correct about everything.

Based on my experience being radicalized, I still maintain that anyone who cares about the welfare of the downtrodden or has the heart of a shitposter can be redeemed. But 2017 is doing it's damndest to prove me wrong!!!

better red than dead

but better to be ed

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:03

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Kazanir posted:

I'm not sure I'm ready for this level of contemplating eternity...might need shrooms or something.

Edit: For real I am real glad to see that this place's only serious thoughts are about how to reach out and persuade people, that makes me and happy

if you try to prepare your not ready

just let it wash over you

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:03

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

stare at cspam last supper til you reach woke level 5

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:03

Gizmoduck_5000: Oct 6, 2013; Your superior intellect is no match for our primitive weapons!

financially racist posted:

i hate tomi lahren more than i can properly articulate in a post

She's just another Ann Coulter or Miles...milton...milosh spanakopitolous...whatever. There's always going to be a market for people willing to tell assholes their right and good and valid. There'll be another just like her in 10 years time.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:04

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kazanir posted:

I'm not sure I'm ready for this level of contemplating eternity...might need shrooms or something.

Edit: For real I am real glad to see that this place's only serious thoughts are about how to reach out and persuade people, that makes me and happy

do u think i thought i was ready to get drunk and yell at nerds on siege fleets 16 hours a day a few years ago??

relax my dude and let it happen

IT WORKS IF YOU #TWERKIT

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:05

Kazanir: Apr 28, 2010

financially racist posted:

i hate tomi lahren more than i can properly articulate in a post

I see your play and raise you Charles Murray.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:07

rudatron: May 31, 2011; by Fluffdaddy

Addamere posted:

I can't think of an institution less amenable to the political support of socialism than the us military, and I don't really see that changing

you can dream and all, but nothing matters, death is certain, trump is president

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:07

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lastgirl posted:

ya im gonna keep forever screaming EDUCATION REFORM nto the void to fix this staggering gap in thought process on what is a right and what is a privilege. You want a functional society to govern? You should fucken help your people, it's so simple

It's basic Jerry Maguire HELP ME HELP YOU catch-22

Only problem is some people think they're more entitled than others in this late stage capitalism, like its a right~

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:08

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

financially racist posted:

thanks duder

also here's a brief overview / review of 2009 circa 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx_LWm6_6tA

good times

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:09

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

punchymcpunch posted:

stare at cspam last supper til you reach woke level 5

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:09

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

ya im gonna keep forever screaming EDUCATION REFORM nto the void to fix this staggering gap in thought process on what is a right and what is a privilege. You want a functional society to govern? You should fucken help your people, it's so simple

i try to stay out of talking about education because i dont know poo poo about it but i do know that the country urgently needs like several years of mandatory classes in high school where they show you how to sniff out bullshit in advertising and politics. just straight critical thinking, with contemporary examples

would own

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:10

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

Gizmoduck_5000 posted:

She's just another Ann Coulter or Miles...milton...milosh spanakopitolous...whatever. There's always going to be a market for people willing to tell assholes their right and good and valid. There'll be another just like her in 10 years time.

something about tomi's personality and delivery enrages me more than coulter, i dunno how else to explain it

i think it's her inhuman levels of arrogance and the degree to which she talks down to people

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:10

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Addamere posted:

I grew up in a Pentecostal church in small town Texas, a conservative red-blooded patriot who joined the military right out of high school and yet here I sit encouraging others to bash the fash and shitposting on the Internet with my fellow cynical socialists.

ex-military socialist? true hero

i'm sure you know how much time and money is spent in hopes that doesn't happen

and yet you persisted

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:10

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

rudatron posted:

I can't think of an institution less amenable to the political support of socialism than the us military, and I don't really see that changing

you can dream and all, but nothing matters, death is certain, trump is president

active duty and veterans live on socialism

its no more a question of trying to get them to realize they are getting all kinds of benefits and entitlements, which btw are literally called benefits and entitlements, than it is to try to get rural whites to recognize they are poor

which is to say both are probably impossible

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:10

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lastgirl posted:

want!!

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:10

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

im a wuss who hates whisk(e)y ama

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:12

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

or maybe lahren just gets under my skin so much more than other lovely conservative talking heads because all my dumbfuck redneck family members post her poo poo on facebook all the fuckin time

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:12

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

cumshitter posted:

he ended up moving into a new apartment like 5 months ago andgot a good price on the rent because there was a murder suicide there. apparently some dude busted in and killed his girlfriend over something then killed himself

he thinks that saweome and found the police report and like reenancted the crime photos and showed us where the bodies were found

thats a hell of a story, he should get the white outlines sewn into the carpet

glad to hear he's doign better

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:12

Tainen: Jan 23, 2004

I just want to post one last time before this day is over that today, march 11th 2017 TYOOLDJT we found out that Bannon's landlord was worried when he discovered that Steven Bannon had filled his own bathtub with acid.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:13

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

financially racist posted:

or maybe lahren just gets under my skin so much more than other lovely conservative talking heads because all my dumbfuck redneck family members post her poo poo on facebook all the fuckin time

she is a lot more prevalent on facebook than other pundits, like alex jones or bill oreily or sean hannity or rush limburger

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:13

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:13

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Tainen posted:

I just want to post one last time before this day is over that today, march 11th 2017 TYOOLDJT we found out that Bannon's landlord was worried when he discovered that Steven Bannon had filled his own bathtub with acid.

makes alot of sense

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:13

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Addamere posted:

lol 'be allowed', as if there's this legion of disabled workers going "PAY US LESS!!! WE WANT LESS MONEY!!!!" and their bosses are just sobbing going "We can't! The government won't let us!"

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:13

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tatum Girlparts posted:

lol 'be allowed', as if there's this legion of disabled workers going "PAY US LESS!!! WE WANT LESS MONEY!!!!" and their bosses are just sobbing going "We can't! The government won't let us!"

you dont understand the trials and tribulations of the JOB CREATORS u millennial sicko!!!

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:15

Tainen: Jan 23, 2004

Baloogan posted:

makes alot of sense

I agree. I would be worried too.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:15

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

Tainen posted:

I just want to post one last time before this day is over that today, march 11th 2017 TYOOLDJT we found out that Bannon's landlord was worried when he discovered that Steven Bannon had filled his own bathtub with acid.

I thought it was his ex-wife that lived there. Who was arrested for trying to smuggle drugs into a prison.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:16

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zyla posted:

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:16

Gizmoduck_5000: Oct 6, 2013; Your superior intellect is no match for our primitive weapons!

financially racist posted:

something about tomi's personality and delivery enrages me more than coulter, i dunno how else to explain it

i think it's her inhuman levels of arrogance and the degree to which she talks down to people

She's very smart.

Everything she says is complete and utter bullshit; she believes absolutely none of it; and everything she says is a lie. But she's good at selling it. Particularly because she goes on Hannity where they find the dumbest liberal they can find to argue with her. It's professional wrestling.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:17

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gizmoduck_5000 posted:

She's very smart.

Everything she says is complete and utter bullshit; she believes absolutely none of it; and everything she says is a lie. But she's good at selling it. Particularly because she goes on Hannity where they find the dumbest liberal they can find to argue with her. It's professional wrestling.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:18

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Kazanir posted:

I'm not sure I'm ready for this level of contemplating eternity...might need shrooms or something.

Edit: For real I am real glad to see that this place's only serious thoughts are about how to reach out and persuade people, that makes me and happy

watch this imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVHYjHapvsY

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:18

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

lmebo its almost 23000 pages across all three threads

if each post averages ¾ a word of new content, not cpunting any other posts a post is quoting for any reason, thats a wordcount between atlas shrugged and the romance of the three kingdoms

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:19

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Squizzle posted:

lmebo its almost 23000 pages across all three threads

if each post averages ¾ a word of new content, not cpunting any other posts a post is quoting for any reason, thats a wordcount between atlas shrugged and the romance of the three kingdoms

http://galtse.cx

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:20

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

why is the thread title stuck on day 47 this is like the star trek episode where wesley saved the day

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:21

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

btw @kazanir this is the kind of argument i was talking about above with my serious post

trumpcare bad because healthcare premiums blah blah = :wrong:

ryancare bad because OBAMA! not conservative enough = :bisonyes:

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:24

Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

Infowars-core band The Adam Jones Prison Planet just released their EP Cursed to Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn_dHspHd8M

Song list:
1. We're Comin' For Ya, Globalist (Breaking the Conditioning)
2. 1776 Will Commence Again
3. Mission to Ascend
4. Flame of Rebellion I: Chicken-Necked Nellies
5. Flame of Rebellion II: Metal and Blood
6. Cursed to Hell

# ? Mar 12, 2017 05:24