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watho posted:you've improved a lot matoi! how's moderating adtrw going? Thanks. It's going pretty well. I need more anime girl sprites for my signature, tho. This avatar is super cool and I love it. Mariana Horchata posted:i just want to be appreciated for being myself and maybe even understood, idk if thats too much to ask nowdays...prob is (not surprised)~ I will probably never understand you but I apprecieate you. Also my favorite movies are beetlejuice and a scanner darkly |
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FactsAreUseless posted:We don't need a tier list, we need a tears for fears list, because everybody wants to rule BYOB. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHSHE-iJQ I'm the dude being weird outside the window
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<Vocaloid voice> "Daisy, daisy, give me your answer, do." What the, I thought this only sang in Japanese? Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Twenty Four posted:Whiskey for my friends, Shamen used to drink reindeer piss after the deer had eaten magic shrooms and that's what eventually became the santa mythos, felt like they were flying on the reindeer. ---------------- |
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Thanks. It's going pretty well. I need more anime girl sprites for my signature, tho. sick. was it prefuse who modded it last? i like that dude but the sub was really garbo then. i hope it's better now
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watho posted:sick. was it prefuse who modded it last? i like that dude but the sub was really garbo then. i hope it's better now No, the previous mod was a guy named Bad Seafood, and before him was a guy named Baal. And then before baal was zorak and now you're all caught up. |
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if only we had a classic drilldosquirt futa thread to kick start this joint
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Vynar posted:if only we had a classic drilldosquirt futa thread to kick start this joint
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buff goat man posted:penis help, moderators
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Vynar posted:if only we had a classic drilldosquirt futa thread to kick start this joint
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The only correct governmeny is no government the only correct philosophy is Nihilism one day all forums will be dead and also gay |
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Sorry opie. I know it doesn't mean much coming from me. | |
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Vynar posted:if only we had a classic drilldosquirt futa thread to kick start this joint Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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hi there guys just stopping by to say maybe if i come in and say "no" then maybe that's a hint that no, we don't actually need such a thing
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Please do not misunderstand my intentions to be cantankerous, contentious, or pejorative. I realize that my little slap on the wrist is only for a few hours and is intended to help me to acclimate – but that’s just the problem! I don’t get it! I just don’t get it. I’m trying to find a place where I belong. In a desperate attempt to find a random, forum-like site with more pundits than 4Chan and better tolerance than WarBucket, I finally turn to this fatuous place of feculence known as SomethingAwful. Having browsed through some of the forums and threads, I paid for membership and then paid again to simply add an avatar and then skimmed through the obfuscated short novel of rules before attempting to find someplace to introduce myself. Having seen more swears than I can count in the site design itself, threads like “Post your goat futanari pics here”, an “anus, and jilling” thread, an “I hope santa brings me a dragon dildo” thread and others that just contain the best Skyrim penis mods you have ever seen, I didn’t think it incongruous to make a post providing my hopefully-soon-to-be-brethren some futa porn. Further, I thought it best for my first post to be providing something, rather than asking or taking something. So, of course my offering was lambasted by Rushi in a cryptic water-head speak which can be loosely translated to “You cant post links to porn”. Because clearly this behavior is so astonishingly inapropos in comparison to “I can only get off to extreme gape porn where the woman is railed by some huge mongoloid dick, leaving a huge cavern like opening with the vagina. i think its cuz i am a huge alpha and as any alpha my main objective is to spread my seed. chick with gaping baby holes are basically showing me they have the goods to pop out any football sized baby they might have to deliver for me in the future, the ultimate turn on imho.” I don’t know, man. I apologize for the rant – I’m just out of ideas. FutaBoner fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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"Oops, sorry mom!" And a nice picture would have sufficed, friend. |
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I just actually read that wall of text and there isnt a big enough. |
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that sure is a lot of words to say "i suck at posting" |
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I call upon the power of the wet floor sign. |
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im starting to lose my patience with this dead gay forum |
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Queue him up for a 100,000 hour probation. |
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And me for a 6 hour because you have gone maverick. Also I started a sentence with the word "and". (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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FutaBoner posted:I don’t know, man. I apologize for the rant – I’m just out of ideas. BYOB isn't like any other forum on the SA site-this isn't a joke post, it's a serious reply to your serious quandary. Think of BYOB as a sort of after school rec center for adults, with a "no porn or really anything that reflects the seedier side of humanity, including drugs with a sort of double standard for marijuana because it's essentially a medicine" iron-clad clause. Why come here, to SomethingAwful? There's an automotive subforum, if your car decides it's done and you're not. There's a forum for asking questions or for looking for other people's experiences with ailments and such. There's a forum for pets, where you can inquire about the health and well-being of your scaled, furry, or feathered friend(s). Drugs and everything about them can be read about in the CC subforum. There's sub-forums for many different flavors and tastes, including anime. My suggestion to you would be to lurk, lurk some more- and when you're sure you're in the right place, post. There's humor and comedy, and then there's just being mean. This particular subforum tends to cultivate the best in people, and it's expected that posters will be respectful of other posters and not condoning people being not nice to other people. I wish you the best in deciding whether or not SA or BYOB in particular is good for you. In the meantime, I invite you to consider posting in one or both of these threads: BYOB Spring 2017 Sig thread FluffieDuckie's custom AV thread. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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There is comedy, but where is the justice? |
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:There is comedy, but where is the justice? Right over there *points at Justice, which everyone agrees is clearly right over there* |
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our mod fluffie said NO to futa porn and you posted it anyways! just don't do something a mod says not to do (esp in the same thread the mod said not to do it!) and you'll be on your way to a byob superstar c: don't forget to stop by the chat thread and let us know about any cute pets or interesting hobbies you got ---------------- |
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Dunno. I've been reading SA's front page since nearly the beginning, and I've been reading the forums (which you can do for free) for many years. Only when I decided that I had the hang of the place (and read the reasonable number of rules) did I spend money to be a part of it all. It would have been precipitous and foolish of me to waste money to post in a forum I didn't like, or to break the rules and get probed.
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:And me for a 6 hour because you have gone maverick. Also I started a sentence with the word "and". Rushi fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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Munchables posted:The only correct governmeny is no government the only correct philosophy is Nihilism one day all forums will be dead and also gay nihilism is just laziness with perspective |
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Anyone wanna multiply with me? |
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Splatmaster posted:BYOB isn't like any other forum on the SA site-this isn't a joke post, it's a serious reply to your serious quandary. Think of BYOB as a sort of after school rec center for adults, with a "no porn or really anything that reflects the seedier side of humanity, including drugs with a sort of double standard for marijuana because it's essentially a medicine" iron-clad clause. Thank you so much for taking the time to help me. I would ask more questions, but I fear they would be misplaced in this thread. Is that correct? Rushi posted:our mod fluffie said NO to futa porn and you posted it anyways! just don't do something a mod says not to do (esp in the same thread the mod said not to do it!) and you'll be on your way to a byob superstar c: Actually, I only read like the first two pages of this thread before posting. Further, he just kinda posted a gif that seemed to suggest general disapproval and/or disgust, in my mind. Where is this "chat" dealie? That sounds interesting. watho posted:starting to lose patience with this dead gay forum Have I provided the entertainment you were looking for? Perhaps...licentious entertainment? FutaBoner fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Mar 25, 2017 |
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FutaBoner posted:Thank you so much for taking the time to help me. You're very welcome, and I would say so long as this thread is open and you have a question related to BYOB, ask away! FutaBoner posted:Where is this "chat" dealie? That sounds interesting Here you go: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3765007 One final note: This thread is the BYOB comedy goldmine, where top BYOB-generated threads go to live on forever: https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=176 This is the SomethingAwful Fronttpage goldmine stuff, where a lot of material recently has originated from BYOB: https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/ Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Mar 13, 2017 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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