UFC March-ing into Mediocraty

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Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

Jerusalem posted:

I really enjoyed the end of that Shogun/Villante fight.

same to the extreme

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Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

still watching that barboza knee on loop, amazing finish

# ? Mar 12, 2017 09:32

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Skip My Posts posted:

still watching that barboza knee on loop, amazing finish

https://twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/840790302549917697

If you haven't seen it. Caught all of Benny's chin with it, clean as a loving whistle.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 09:42

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Love how the ref just dives over him to save him taking any more shots

# ? Mar 12, 2017 10:24

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

I'm surprised that knee didn't Cyborg him, jesus.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 10:53

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

Love how the ref just dives over him to save him taking any more shots

he was nice enough to lay off him when he saw he was out anyway. except for the token ground thwap which had nothing in it. what a nice man

# ? Mar 12, 2017 12:19

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

very much enjoyed making 100 mgs jokes too. thank u blue deanie for presenting everyone with the opportunity. if i could kindly request you do more videogame style ones in the future since thats all i do with my considerable free time these days :mrgw:

# ? Mar 12, 2017 12:22

jay z's sedan: Nov 22, 2005; milk truck just arrive

The local fighters seem to have found a new nutrition scheme that promotes healthy muscles and rigorous cardio,

# ? Mar 12, 2017 12:54

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Memento posted:

Yeah he set his cause back a fair way by loving up his cut.

edit: I mean, we don't actually know for sure he was hospitalised from weight cutting.

I think its steroids.

Theres a Testosterone steroid going round at the moment that is in and out of your system in 12 hours, if you microdose it well enough you can not get caught 9/10, and its very easy to test yourself to see if you are about to fail on those 1/10 times. I think he's been micro dosing, and an early pre fight test came up that he couldn't pass because he couldn't get the steroids out of his system and cut weight at the same time, so suddenly it's

"oh no let's take him immediately to a hospital, not inform the ufc, hide him there, oh dear he cant be tested? thats a shame, well it was a weight cut problem"

Dana White even said that they went awol and that if they had let the ufc Dr's see him instead of running to a hospital (not even the closest one iirc) the fight could of happened, but then, so would of the testing.

:tinfoil:

# ? Mar 12, 2017 13:43

jay z's sedan: Nov 22, 2005; milk truck just arrive

willie_dee posted:

I think its steroids.

Theres a Testosterone steroid going round at the moment that is in and out of your system in 12 hours, if you microdose it well enough you can not get caught 9/10, and its very easy to test yourself to see if you are about to fail on those 1/10 times. I think he's been micro dosing, and an early pre fight test came up that he couldn't pass because he couldn't get the steroids out of his system and cut weight at the same time, so suddenly it's

"oh no let's take him immediately to a hospital, not inform the ufc, hide him there, oh dear he cant be tested? thats a shame, well it was a weight cut problem"

Dana White even said that they went awol and that if they had let the ufc Dr's see him instead of running to a hospital (not even the closest one iirc) the fight could of happened, but then, so would of the testing.

The fact you would defame a breast cancer sufferer with hypogonadism like that and deprive him of his medicine is disgusting, especially since he's pregnant

# ? Mar 12, 2017 13:53

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

jay z's sedan posted:

The fact you would defame a breast cancer sufferer with hypogonadism like that and deprive him of his medicine is disgusting, especially since he's pregnant

U wot m8

# ? Mar 12, 2017 14:08

jay z's sedan: Nov 22, 2005; milk truck just arrive

willie_dee posted:

U wot m8

I'll see you in court Dad

# ? Mar 12, 2017 14:09

Snowman_McK: Jan 31, 2010

kensei posted:

I honestly hope Khabib loses the title shot until he shows up to a fight.

It is awful that he agreed to fight, then was forced not to. If only he took the McGregor high ground of just refusing to ever book fights.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 14:55

Southpaugh: May 26, 2007; Smokey Bacon

Khabib ducked Tony hth

# ? Mar 12, 2017 15:01

Snowman_McK: Jan 31, 2010

Southpaugh posted:

Khabib ducked Tony hth

And Conor ducked the sport.

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willie_dee posted:

I think its steroids.

Theres a Testosterone steroid going round at the moment that is in and out of your system in 12 hours, if you microdose it well enough you can not get caught 9/10, and its very easy to test yourself to see if you are about to fail on those 1/10 times. I think he's been micro dosing, and an early pre fight test came up that he couldn't pass because he couldn't get the steroids out of his system and cut weight at the same time, so suddenly it's

"oh no let's take him immediately to a hospital, not inform the ufc, hide him there, oh dear he cant be tested? thats a shame, well it was a weight cut problem"

Dana White even said that they went awol and that if they had let the ufc Dr's see him instead of running to a hospital (not even the closest one iirc) the fight could of happened, but then, so would of the testing.

laid back, with my mind on my steroids and my steroids on my mind

# ? Mar 12, 2017 15:35

jay z's sedan: Nov 22, 2005; milk truck just arrive

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

laid back, with my mind on my steroids and my steroids on my mind

They put steroids in your steroid so you can steroid while you steroid, Nova Uniao for sure found a way to do that

# ? Mar 12, 2017 15:37

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

willie_dee posted:

I think its steroids.

Theres a Testosterone steroid going round at the moment that is in and out of your system in 12 hours, if you microdose it well enough you can not get caught 9/10, and its very easy to test yourself to see if you are about to fail on those 1/10 times. I think he's been micro dosing, and an early pre fight test came up that he couldn't pass because he couldn't get the steroids out of his system and cut weight at the same time, so suddenly it's

"oh no let's take him immediately to a hospital, not inform the ufc, hide him there, oh dear he cant be tested? thats a shame, well it was a weight cut problem"

Dana White even said that they went awol and that if they had let the ufc Dr's see him instead of running to a hospital (not even the closest one iirc) the fight could of happened, but then, so would of the testing.

Wouldn't the USADA know about this, and be able to issue an out of competition sample? "Too bad you couldn't show up for your fight. Now piss."

# ? Mar 12, 2017 15:47

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

evobatman posted:

Wouldn't the USADA know about this, and be able to issue an out of competition sample? "Too bad you couldn't show up for your fight. Now piss."

They would have to hunt him down, including locating the right hospital (which the camp were being vague about) and then find him in the hospital all the while he's getting it out of his system as quick as possible.

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chaleski: Apr 25, 2014

willie_dee posted:

They would have to hunt him down, including locating the right hospital (which the camp were being vague about) and then find him in the hospital all the while he's getting it out of his system as quick as possible.

They could still summon him to be drug tested immediately or he'd be penalized

Southpaugh posted:

Khabib ducked Tony hth

He ducked Aldo first as well

# ? Mar 12, 2017 16:13

Biodome: Nov 21, 2006; Gerry

Joe Martinez is so much better than Bruce Buffer.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 16:14

jay z's sedan: Nov 22, 2005; milk truck just arrive

Biodome posted:

Joe Martinez is so much better than Bruce Buffer.

Traitor

# ? Mar 12, 2017 16:16

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

Biodome posted:

Joe Martinez is so much better than Bruce Buffer.

i didn't watch but agreed

# ? Mar 12, 2017 16:16

2 fat 4 my lambo: Oct 9, 2003; WEED POOP

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i didn't watch but agreed

# ? Mar 12, 2017 16:20

n8r: Jul 3, 2003; I helped Lowtax become a cyborg and all I got was this lousy avatar

Why would you be on any roids so close to the fight? What would be the benefit?

# ? Mar 12, 2017 16:44

Southpaugh: May 26, 2007; Smokey Bacon

Snowman_McK posted:

And Conor ducked the sport.

Khabib et al are bullshit merchants, that 25-0 records gotta be maintained somehow.

chaleski posted:

They could still summon him to be drug tested immediately or he'd be penalized

He ducked Aldo first as well

Yeah true, its almost like he didn't want a bit of the guy with stellar takedown defence.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 16:50

Nibbles!: Jun 26, 2008; TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

make australia great again as well please

n8r posted:

Why would you be on any roids so close to the fight? What would be the benefit?

You'll be better in every way if you can compete under the influence.

Also athletes with money are more often on designer stuff and not the local batch of hot gear going around.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 17:01

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

n8r posted:

Why would you be on any roids so close to the fight? What would be the benefit?

Steroids are amazing

# ? Mar 12, 2017 17:04

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

Snowman_McK posted:

It is awful that he agreed to fight, then was forced not to. If only he took the McGregor high ground of just refusing to ever book fights.

lmao

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manyak: Jan 26, 2006

manyak posted:

LW champion Conor mcgregors wins in the last 30 months

Alvarez
Diaz
Aldo
Mendes
Siver
Poirier
Brandao

Khabib Sagdiev "Lalala you will never get this (title shot)"s wins in the same time period

Johnson
Darel Horcher

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handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

Conor hasn't fought in 4 months, he has effectively abandoned the sport

# ? Mar 12, 2017 17:10

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

We need fewer guys fighting anyone on short notice in whatever weightclass and never pulling out of fights. And more guys saying "My brother Bilou he have a retardation" on social media and then pulling out of a fight with Darel Horcher 15 times

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Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i didn't watch but agreed

I was hoping he'd get more work after the WEC merger but he is used really sparingly. I think that was his call too.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 17:14

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

manyak posted:

We need fewer guys fighting anyone on short notice in whatever weightclass and never pulling out of fights. And more guys saying "My brother Bilou he have a retardation" on social media and then pulling out of a fight with Darel Horcher 15 times

lol

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david carmichael: Oct 28, 2011

Don't you dare talk trash about the horch

# ? Mar 12, 2017 17:23

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

manyak posted:

We need fewer guys fighting anyone on short notice in whatever weightclass and never pulling out of fights. And more guys saying "My brother Bilou he have a retardation" on social media and then pulling out of a fight with Darel Horcher 15 times

lmao

# ? Mar 12, 2017 17:26

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Southpaugh posted:

Khabib ducked Tony hth

No, he ducked the scales.

# ? Mar 12, 2017 18:25

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manyak posted:

We need fewer guys fighting anyone on short notice in whatever weightclass and never pulling out of fights. And more guys saying "My brother Bilou he have a retardation" on social media and then pulling out of a fight with Darel Horcher 15 times

When you're right you're right

# ? Mar 12, 2017 18:33

Fozzy The Bear: Dec 11, 1999; Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Snowman_McK posted:

It is awful that he agreed to fight, then was forced not to. If only he took the McGregor high ground of just refusing to ever book fights.

Since 2014, Conor has fought 8 times, Khabib has fought 3 times.

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Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Conor was obviously taking those fights so he wouldn't have to fight the Eagle.

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