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ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
except genesplicer

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sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ra tehuti posted:

if North korea bombs your house it wont matter whether or not you toxx, idiot

Dude!

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
sorry

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Ok, the fact that people didn't get the joke of "I'll Toxx if the nukes go off" shows the level of intelligence involved with some posters (especially Canadian ones that have an obsession with frogmen)

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
you shed your poo poo av ? now people are actually gonna have to read your posts to find out the truth

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014

thathonkey posted:

you shed your poo poo av ? now people are actually gonna have to read your posts to find out the truth

I mean, he has a Trump AV, that's basically the same.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

thathonkey posted:

you shed your poo poo av ? now people are actually gonna have to read your posts to find out the truth

Apparently someone made this and bought it for me because I'm fighting the good fight, it's pure art

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

That certainly is a bunch of my posts. :clap:

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

It's actually more a commentary on how detractors have never attempted to do anything with their lives. They don't understand that for every 8 businesses only 1 succeeds. It's hard to do things in life. But you keep trying, no matter how much you fail.

And then one day, after much failure, you can become the president by just working hard day in day out.

But you're a little Canadian commie, so you don't get that.

All of old. Nothing else ever. Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

S. Beckett

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Oscar Wild posted:

All of old. Nothing else ever. Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

S. Beckett

Haha, nice. Reminds me when I used to have a soul. Also reminds me that the thesis statement of Hemingway is that you're ultimately doomed to fail, the difference between men is how you go down. Post WWI thinkers cracked the secret to existence - everything sucks and then you die

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

everything sucks and then you die

It'd be cool and good if you died and stopped positing

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Thank you for keeping all the really terrible posters busy in this thread everyone, the rest of the forums are noticeably better

BullDawg
Mar 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

the thing about israel though that yes theyre pretty bad but so are all of their neighbours

its kinda like the syrian war, there are no good people to be found on any of the sides

The SDF is as close as you'll find, and honestly they are not bad at all. There's a reason the US chose them as our proxy in that conflict. They've done some bad things but they've also done some incredibly heroic things. One of the best parts of it is that although it began as a Kurdish force, tons of rebels and average Arabs have joined up, making it more like a confederation of peoples that simply don't want to be under the rule of a murderous authoritarian regime OR a Islamic fundamentalist hellscape

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Today's Trump status: Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hP3Q7VE2qU

crime weed
Nov 9, 2009
you've finally found your home, friend :)

welcome to hellthread!

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
Shia LaDouche Status : Trumped

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/03/10/4chan-tracks-down-shia-labeouf-secret-latest-he-will-not-divide-us-location/

Weaponized autism

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/841270741060464648

:sidvicious:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
that's rich

crime weed
Nov 9, 2009
woah, thats a p cool breitbart link there buddy :)

here, i think this image macro couldve improved your post though:

(you're welcome!)

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

oh no not shia labeouf's secret latest he will not divide us location

4 chan knows no boundaries smdh

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

thathonkey posted:

oh no not shia labeouf's secret latest he will not divide us location

4 chan knows no boundaries smdh

They studied contrails and star patterns to find a random location on earth

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
In a stunning turn of events, gently caress is now Trumped.

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
Shia Laboof should try the bottom of the ocean or Antarctica for his next meaningless art project location.
Status- Divided

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

donald is owning it

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I'm glad president Donald Jennifer Trump can still take time out of his busy day of getting the best deals for America to be retarded on twitter

crime weed
Nov 9, 2009

Blue Train posted:

I'm glad president Donald Jennifer Trump can still take time out of his busy day of getting the best deals for America to be retarded on twitter
excuse me! he's been busy making them while on his weekly weekend golf trips! the guy's earned a break, clearly

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
it's fun that liberals literally started behaving like the conservatives under obama

we can all agree these drat presidents just golf way too much!!!

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
What fiasco is going to gently caress Trump this week?

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Toadvine posted:

What fiasco is going to gently caress Trump this week?

he wipes his rear end standing up instead of sitting down

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
it's mostly funny because he's a massive fat hypocrite tbh

crime weed
Nov 9, 2009

rezatahs posted:

it's fun that liberals literally started behaving like the conservatives under obama

we can all agree these drat presidents just golf way too much!!!

hmm yes hmmmm

trump posted:

I’m going to be working for you, I’m not going to have time to go play golf.
hmmm, hmmmmm

lovely vox article posted:

President Obama spent $97 million on travel while he was in office. Trump is on pace to outspend him in less than one year

ayup, after much analaysis it turns out im the hypocrite, this definitely checks out lol

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
that just appears to confirm exactly what i said? :shrug:

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
So he's hosed now right? Right?

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
trump is xtra double hosed!!!! just you wait!

...any day now

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

i really wanted this to be good but its just not ok im sorry its poorly done

crime weed
Nov 9, 2009

rezatahs posted:

that just appears to confirm exactly what i said? :shrug:
you require more plain english, i see

trump constantly called people out on stupid poo poo, and then did the exact same stupid poo poo, except even stupider and shitter than his predecessor managed. this makes him a hilarious hypocrite. perhaps you do not see the humour in this?

i mean, i understand that trump being an idiot hypocite is les affaires at this point, but that still doesn't make it any less funny

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Kjoery posted:


hmm yes hmmmm

hmmm, hmmmmm


ayup, after much analaysis it turns out im the hypocrite, this definitely checks out lol

lol

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

a bone to pick posted:

he wipes his rear end standing up instead of sitting down

Now you've got me thinking about how Trump could possibly wipe his own butt, sitting or standing, when he's got that mondo backmeat, horrible diet, and I'm assuming the flexibility of a seventy year old plutocrat

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Toadvine posted:

Now you've got me thinking about how Trump could possibly wipe his own butt, sitting or standing, when he's got that mondo backmeat, horrible diet, and I'm assuming the flexibility of a seventy year old plutocrat

Ivanka does it. Why you think she moved to dc

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