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Lil Mama Im Sorry
Oct 14, 2012

I'M BACK AND I'M SCARIN' WHITE FOLKS

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Bergman's Shame is the best example of this, by far.

edit: I made the mistake of once telling one of our security guards that I'd spent most of my weekend sick and watching Star Trek, and now every time he does his rounds he corners me at my desk and quizzes me about Star Trek. help.

I told a coworker I used to play D&D and now he keeps inviting me to come play

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

Magic Hate Ball posted:

Bergman's Shame is the best example of this, by far.

edit: I made the mistake of once telling one of our security guards that I'd spent most of my weekend sick and watching Star Trek, and now every time he does his rounds he corners me at my desk and quizzes me about Star Trek. help.

Dang you beat me to this.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Coffee And Pie posted:

Did Johnny lose his dick?

Johnny Lost His Gun is the sequel.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




X-Ray Pecs posted:

That one's easy, hasn't the US military blasted Metallica at prisoners as a form of torture?

There was actually one prisoner where blasting rock songs didn't work, instead of breaking down he started to sing along when they did it.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Skwirl posted:

All war films are pro war.I met a lot of smart classmates in college who were there on the GI bill, who said Full Metal Jacket was why they joined the Marines.

Every marine says they love Full Metal Jacket because they think it pisses off anti war people, the trick is to understand that 99℅ of them are either straight up lying or only watched the first half and turned it off before the glorious jarheads got brutally owned by a teenage girl.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Uh, no. Their exact mindset is that they would not have gotten owned by a teenage girl. And also that it's really hardcore for a teenage girl to be a killer like that. Pretty sure my marine friend thinks that Joker is a pussy and that girl was badass.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
HOOAH KILL SOME GOOKS HOOAH ITS NOT RAPE IF YOU'RE MARRIED HOOAH MY DICK IS LIMP BECAUSE OF FLUORIDE HOOAH

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Marines say Oorah. Hooah is the Army.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
I care about that a lot.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I wonder how many people joined up after watching In The Army Now with Pauly Shore.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

ruddiger posted:

I wonder how many people joined up after watching In The Army Now with Pauly Shore.

or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

I don't recall liking much of the rest of the movie at all but the bug pit sequence is really great.

I have a theory that the entire film follows from Jackson being obsessed with that cut sequence as a child and fantasizing about what it must have looked like.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


The Major and the Minor is loving bizarre

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


X-Ray Pecs posted:

Echoing the love for Get Out, it was awesome. I'm always happy to see Stephen Root and Kaluuya was really good. I can't stop thinking about Rose eating half a Froot Loop and then sipping milk.

I thought the opening where she stares at pastries with a beatific smile was super creepy, especially in retrospect.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Snak posted:

Marines say Oorah. Hooah is the Army.

No, hooah is Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman

Edit: although that movie made me wanna join the army so v:shobon:v

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry

Coffee And Pie posted:

No, hooah is Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman

Edit: although that movie made me wanna join the army so v:shobon:v

No, hooah is what Danny Devito calls Dennis' mom on Always Sunny.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
And "She's got a GREAT rear end" is what the Seabees yell during training.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

DeimosRising posted:

The Major and the Minor is loving bizarre

Ohhh yeah. There's a lot of skeeviness to unpack in that one.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Coffee And Pie posted:

No, hooah is Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman

Edit: although that movie made me wanna join the army so v:shobon:v

Scent of a Woman didn't make me want to join the army, but it did make me want to tango, drive while blind, and kill myself.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Everyone remember to watch the best film ever this week. :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNoQ_bZL9P8

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Criminal Minded posted:

Ohhh yeah. There's a lot of skeeviness to unpack in that one.

It's insane that it's simultaneously considered cool and normal that he had a little girl he'd just met sleeping in his train car, and this defuses his fiance's jealousy, AND when he later discovers she's an adult he instantly makes out with her and agrees to a Vegas wedding. And that poor girl's daddy issues, dang

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

Criminal Minded posted:

Everyone remember to watch the best film ever this week. :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNoQ_bZL9P8

love the visual reference to the barmaley fountain

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever

DeimosRising posted:

It's insane that it's simultaneously considered cool and normal that he had a little girl he'd just met sleeping in his train car, and this defuses his fiance's jealousy, AND when he later discovers she's an adult he instantly makes out with her and agrees to a Vegas wedding. And that poor girl's daddy issues, dang

I wonder if it has any kind of rep in camp circles. I could see John Waters loving that movie.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
I still can't tell if I was just the right mixture of high-and-drunk-and-sleep last night or if Hard Ticket to Hawaii really is some kind of post-Meyer skin-flick masterpiece. Like, this is one of the first softcore movies I've ever seen where the action and comedy were both actually on par with the titties.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
I don't even think it's a high tier Sidaris man

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


K. Waste posted:

I still can't tell if I was just the right mixture of high-and-drunk-and-sleep last night or if Hard Ticket to Hawaii really is some kind of post-Meyer skin-flick masterpiece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaPeMMJLgs

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

FishBulb posted:

I don't even think it's a high tier Sidaris man

It's the only of his flicks I've seen, but it's already really good. What are some others to check out?

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
You know what I shouldn't say that I haven't seen any of his movies in like 20 years. I need to revisit them before passing judgement. I couldn't stay up until 4 to watch it last night so I DVRed it. Let me get back to you.

But they're all basically like that, the dude know what he likes and it's big tits and action and that's what his movies have.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Alhazred posted:

There was actually one prisoner where blasting rock songs didn't work, instead of breaking down he started to sing along when they did it.

hell yeah

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I'm like 3 minutes into Hard Ticket to Hawaii and it sounds like they did ADR in a bathroom

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I'm like 3 minutes into Hard Ticket to Hawaii and it sounds like they did ADR in a bathroom

movie's loving incredible, easily my favorite sidaris for the pure insanity of it

between the snake and the blow up doll and the just everything about it

also the baps

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
But it doesn't have Marcus "Buff" Bagwell

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

movie's loving incredible, easily my favorite sidaris for the pure insanity of it

between the snake and the blow up doll and the just everything about it

also the baps

The baps, are good

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
IIRC Sedaris was a big implants guy, in which case: 👎👎👎👎👎

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

IIRC Sedaris was a big implants guy, in which case: 👎👎👎👎👎

He was but the sheer quantity of and lack of pretension regarding the baps overrides that for me

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

DeimosRising posted:

I don't watch wrestling but he seems very much the intentionally bland, sword carrying protag type. The axe carrying guy in a jrpg is either a gruff silent type or a krazy berskerer killer guy.

Ehh, the first axe guy you recruit in the only Fire Emblem game I bothered to finish is a working class dude who joins up because you protected his family from bandits.

e: aaand that was eight pages ago, gently caress

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

IIRC Sedaris was a big implants guy, in which case: 👎👎👎👎👎

They are 80s cement baps, yes.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Jenny Angel posted:

Please do me a favor and contribute to this science that I'm doing, Gen Chat friends

https://twitter.com/somersaulthippo/status/840228739363540993

I missed this post but he wouldn't need a weapon

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

He was but the sheer quantity of and lack of pretension regarding the baps overrides that for me

All that late 80's/early 90's hardbody poo poo sucks.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Pumping Iron II: The Women however, owns.

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