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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Big Fat Iguana posted:

It's hoppy hour at my favorite brewpub and the weather is nice enough to eat outdoors and here I am, drinking a nice Irish stout & waiting for my chicken tacos & reading CSPAM & waiting for death, which is certain

On a Sunday

god bless u & ur tacos

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Unperson_47 posted:

still can't get over the mental image of a drunk, mad canadian watching anime in his sewage hovel. that's up there with donald trump being president

also im only half drunk half mad and not actually watching anime at this moment but i really want to rewatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_SKUbcBG4E

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

BarronsArtGallery posted:

you have bad opinions

the guy's an amazing actor, but his accent in that movie was "anthony hopkins tries to do nixon"

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upa12yjBCaQ

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
point of christianity is that god is dead

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Point of Christianity is that blood is delicious

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

zegermans posted:

the guy's an amazing actor, but his accent in that movie was "anthony hopkins tries to do nixon"
i see hopkins doing nixon like if he was playing richard III or another historical character. it's a fictional alternative universe where hopkins-nixon is president and teamed up with a texan right-wing cabal to kill kennedy!!! :supaburn:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

deadgoon posted:

point of christianity is that god is dead
*in wise guy pointing at own head image macro*

how can god be dead if u still thinking about him

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
jesus would watch anime

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Baloogan posted:

jesus would watch anime

Anime is good

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Baloogan posted:

jesus would watch anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87WaaTGf8eY

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


triple sulk posted:

Anime is good

Hot take: it's bad

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

Turdfuzz posted:

we need a prez w/ a beard again
idc if its a lady either
i just want some crazy rear end hair or somethin

it's weird how there was this incredibly limited window in which presidents of the united states had facial hair

if you don't count mutton chops, it started in the 1860s with Lincoln, and ended in the 1910s with Taft

and not only that, only two people in that time period lacked it, and they were Andrew 'actually gently caress Reconstruction' Johnson and William 'got shot so that Teddy could be president' McKinley

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

jBrereton posted:

*in wise guy pointing at own head image macro*

how can god be dead if u still thinking about him

can't escape ideology

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




jBrereton posted:

James lists the good stuff and it's like being friendly to people + clothing them and stuff, not wastefully engaging in the creation of specific foods that symbolise the jesus and theoretically imbuing them with special powers.

It's right there in the text!

recourse to text is garbage when there are millennia in time and billions of people across the whole reach of human geography involved

you dont have enough time left in yr life to become comprehensively read in the exegesis of any one book of the new testament

not even if your like 4 years old rn

all yr cool new ideas about the text of the bible have been expressed and analyzed and refuted and supported and expanded on and qualified ad nauseum ad absurdum, ad astra if printed in large font size and stacked

every truth that can be had about the text has been shown a lie and every illusion has been demonstrated empirically real

the only thing left worth examining is how it has interacted w people, because these religious beliefs dont exist as platonic essences, its how human action and human community and human culture engage the ideas that give any weight worth measuring to this stuff

believe what has the ring of truth to you and question the uncomfortable parts of it, and practice as you feel driven but dont be shocked if some practices dont entirely gel easily w the natural and cultural world around you. but as far as examining religion from a critical or analytical or even plain ol observational perspective goes, tgeres nothing to be had be pointing to the text alone and going "lol check this", in conclusion eat a booty

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

:swoon:

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Citizen Tayne posted:

Hot take: it's bad

mods???

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

behold, the most Russian catte imaginable


Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.

zegermans posted:

behold, the most Russian catte imaginable




I don't care how much it would probably claw my face off, I want to pet it

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




that said im a huge hypocrite, ive spent a bunch of time lecturing Christians about my thoughts on Christian theology/praxis

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
tfw when you intend to lightly mock baloogan's core values and get a surprise multiparagraph refutation of an idea you don't believe in

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i have core values!!!!! ?!!!

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

:iit:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



by the way, back in 2009 john lewis submitted a bill to hang a sign in the capitol building visitors center acknowledging that slaves participated in the construction of the capitol building. only one person voted nay on it; can you guess who it was?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I had a messy af burger and a lemony olive oil cake that were pretty boss.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hillary is basically Griffith from Berserk

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Baloogan posted:

god bless u & ur tacos

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
If Jesus had to vote in the last election, he would have voted for Gary Johnson, no doubt.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

etalian posted:

Hillary is basically Griffith from Berserk

Does that make trump that king that wants to bone his daughter?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

etalian posted:

Hillary is basically Griffith from Berserk

Griffith got what he wanted though.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

etalian posted:

Hillary is basically Griffith from Berserk

This made me laugh really hard

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



FabioClone posted:

If Jesus had to vote in the last election, he would have voted for Gary Johnson, no doubt.

jesus would have had a demagogue-off with trump and would have won

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

proof of concept posted:

This made me laugh really hard

It doesn't matter how many people die as long of my dream of power comes true!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

tacodaemon posted:

jesus would have had a demagogue-off with trump and would have won

The devil came down to Nazareth

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




jBrereton posted:

tfw when you intend to lightly mock baloogan's core values and get a surprise multiparagraph refutation of an idea you don't believe in

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKpAIiv7P14

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

FabioClone posted:

If Jesus had to vote in the last election, he would have voted for Gary Johnson, no doubt.

Wrong. Jesus was in favor of paying taxes

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sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

triple sulk posted:

Anime is good

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