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Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

VikingSkull posted:

this isn't a Grand Prix and it isn't #32 what is wrong with you

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LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


Went by Morgan Shepherd's site and found this:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

LASTCAR posted:

Went by Morgan Shepherd's site and found this:



The perfect gift for any red-blooded, conservative American.

Jesus, NASCAR, on a gun. :911:

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
That anthem by Night Ranger was the worst anthem I've ever heard.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
best car is actually

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
Not even the best animal-themed car.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I still like the Stage format. Good job, NASCAR.

I liked this paint scheme so much that it was the first non-Gordon diecast I bought in probably 10-12 years:

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

VikingSkull posted:

this isn't a Monte Carlo and it isn't #17 what is wrong with you

I like the T-Bird and the Monte was kinda too obvious.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Ugh, another late-race mishap fucks the 78.... wait,

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Thats both lovely luck and great timing for Brad

e: Kyle is still 12 years old

CactusWeasle fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Mar 12, 2017

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



fight fight fight fight fight

both of their firesuits made it look like one team was just fighting itself

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Bloodsport :unsmigghh:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Damnit, I'll take Kes over MTJ. Fun last couple laps, though.

Kyle swung at Joey and got a face full of Pennzoil firesuits.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


If youre going to pick a fight over stuff that happens on the last lap, you need to find another sport.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Boomer The Cannon posted:

If youre going to pick a fight over stuff that happens on the last lap, you need to find another sport.

Idk I think cole custer attacking JH Nemechek at mosport was pretty justified.

fuseshock
Aug 7, 2010
Someone just pulled Joey away and then Joey pointed at the fight and probably told his crew what to do. Lame.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


dentist toy box posted:

Idk I think cole custer attacking JH Nemechek at mosport was pretty justified.

Forgot about that.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Boomer The Cannon posted:

If youre going to pick a fight over stuff that happens on the last lap, you need to find another sport.

I'd wager that the only time it's acceptable to fight someone on a race track is after last lap shenanigans.

Kyle owns and shall continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Brad won one like that a couple years ago when Junyer ran out on the last lap.

Also, that's racin' at its finest between the 22 and 18. :lol: at him getting Logano's crew and that massive official instead of the intended target.

fuseshock posted:

Someone just pulled Joey away and then Joey pointed at the fight and probably told his crew what to do. Lame.

Eh, Kyle should've known what was coming being outnumbered 7 to 1.

Joey's now had issue with all the JGR drivers.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


VikingSkull posted:

I'd wager that the only time it's acceptable to fight someone on a race track is after last lap shenanigans.

Kyle owns and shall continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

See, I don't get that. All bets are off on the last lap, anything goes. Stupid poo poo 200 laps in at Bristol is more worthy of an rear end whooping.

E: Morgan Shepherd might've just sold a gun in the last 5 minutes, though.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jwTw3wVbaA

lol he sucker punched joey

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

CBJSprague24 posted:

Joey's now had issue with all the JGR drivers.

Is that including Suarez?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Truex wins and Kyle punches Joey. Today is a good day

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


I don't think he connected.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post


does the nascar dude say "Kyle, the gently caress is wrong with you?" as hes pulling him out of the pile, cause thats pretty great if so

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Boomer The Cannon posted:

I don't think he connected.
He did, it was just the wussiest punch I think I've ever seen.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Boomer The Cannon posted:

I don't think he connected.

He did, he's just one of the probably 95% of men who haven't been in a fistfight since grade school. Weak rear end right cross IMO

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
When are they gonna finally park the menace that is Joey Logano?

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Peanut President posted:

When are they gonna finally park the menace that is Joey Logano?

Kyle just took off his wristwatch and his dad is putting his firesuit on cause they ain't gon kill his boy

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

kidcoelacanth posted:

Is that including Suarez?

I still haven't fully processed Carl isn't in the 19 anymore. Not sure, unless something happened in NXS.

fuseshock
Aug 7, 2010

CBJSprague24 posted:

I still haven't fully processed Carl isn't in the 19 anymore. Not sure, unless something happened in NXS.

Don't think so, but I see it now. Suarez will struggle in Cup for two years at Gibbs and then move to Penske where he will have issues with all the Gibbs drivers.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
A Logano/Busch fight is just boring now. Give me a fight between two drivers who aren't prone to acting like shitheads, and that's more interesting. Get like, Suarez and Chase Elliott to start their historic Feud.

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Oh, are we posting cars? I got this for my birthday and it came yesterday:



It even came with a little baggie of Victory Lane confetti :hawksin:

Douchebag
Oct 21, 2005


Why was someone blowing a whistle? Do NASCAR pit officials have whistles?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Douchebag posted:

Why was someone blowing a whistle? Do NASCAR pit officials have whistles?

There's a lot of whistles on pit road, crews are always moving heavy poo poo around and fans tend to be in the way.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


So Kyle landed one and JoLo went back at him before the crew took care of it.

And Joey elbowed the guy in the white shirt holding him. :lol:

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Elitist Bitch posted:

Oh, are we posting cars? I got this for my birthday and it came yesterday:



It even came with a little baggie of Victory Lane confetti :hawksin:

Hurray for March birthdays.

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Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



Boomer The Cannon posted:

Hurray for March birthdays.

:toot::respek::toot:

I just got to see the end of the race and Kyle is such a baby for not going and talking to JoLo like a loving adult. It was loving hilarious though.

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