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Which one clicks with you the most?
Wrappers
Bags
Bottles/Cans
Furniture/Appliances
Mystery Chemicals
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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
There are many types of litter you can find. Where there were tangentially humans, there is bound to be TRASH.

Which type is your favorite?

Food Papers

Let us start simple: colorful, lively wrappers adding life against the dull gray-brown dirt and wood they are commonly find near! You will certainly know them when you see them from their enticing, flashy colors. They are promiscuous bastards; plentiful everywhere. Just walk around outside and you're certain to find one near you!

The Plastic Bag


Ah, the humble plastic bag. Capable of drifting a hundred miles with a simple breeze. Its greatest nemesis is protruding, dry foliage that will catch it and hold it down forever like a lazy spider. They can also double as a weapon to assassinate somebody with in a pinch!

Bottles and Cans

Nothing like a metallic or plastic cylinder used for holding liquids! Well, they held liquids. At least once. Usually they are bone-dry on the inside, though depending on the weather, they can be filled up with the gifts of the Earth as if factory fresh! A respectable choice overall.

Furniture and Appliances


Now we are heading into heavy territory with heavy trash! These ones are not as common as their smaller brethren, but are unique that they still typically hold some value, until somebody else comes by and strips it clean. Otherwise, it's a carcass of metal and wires and occasionally fabric. These get a special shoutout when one of them sabotaged a kayaker during the Rio 2016 Olympics!

Mystery Chemicals

Heck yes, trash containing volatile liquids seeping into the earth! They are the sleeping beauties of the litter kingdom; do not disturb or you hand might fall off from acid. However, the granddaddy of this category is the almighty nuclear waste, though it can be quite elusive to find. Bonus points if it's in water!

Which one do you like the most?

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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


The OP

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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
does roadkill count?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Furniture and appliances. I also must put out there that anyone who chooses wrappers is truly beneath me.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
shitposts

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
used condoms

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Syringes

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Used bodies

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
dirty diapers and chicken bones

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
Chemtrails

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
expired medications

edit: you may have to dumpster dive to find these

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
Tumbleweed

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
successful abortions

goodnight mooned
Aug 2, 2007

I like a stray hubcap

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Sponge Baathist posted:

successful abortions
Ah... the sweet smell of success...

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The op is trash but not litter since he never goes outside

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

a burger king napkin with poop on it but not enough poop so the napkin becomes so heavy it can't blow around in the wind.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it has to drift on the wind spreading poop wherever it goes

B.H. Facials
May 9, 2011

"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
Shoes and Toilets

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
A bloody sock full of freshly juiced oranges. :mmmsmug:

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
you forgot cig butts

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Make a trash wall, bro.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
All litter bothers me except the candy wrappers on the ground the morning of November 1st. Is the psychopathy thread still around? Littering and parking in disabled spots is something all c suites do.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
I wish soiled cardboard boxes were an option :(

what mysteries do they hold??

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

drat horror queefs posted:

I wish soiled cardboard boxes were an option :(

what mysteries do they hold??
The thread is about litter, not treasure.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
I like the mystery of finding a muddy foam pad, tarp, and greasy sleeping bag at the bottom of a rocky ravine. Does someone live there now? Are they gone? Hiding? Will they jump out and stab your kidney with an icepick as you turn to leave? The intrigue is almost rooting you in place!

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
the other day while driving on an overpass i saw somegthingup off in the sky glistening in sunbeams and i thought it was a bird but it was actually a plastic bag


you go, lil plastic bag. keep on

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Psycho Society posted:

I like the mystery of finding a muddy foam pad, tarp, and greasy sleeping bag at the bottom of a rocky ravine. Does someone live there now? Are they gone? Hiding? Will they jump out and stab your kidney with an icepick as you turn to leave? The intrigue is almost rooting you in place!
Once I saw that combo (the ravine was rocky and filled with thorny brambles) but it also had one of these

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Wheres the used needles OP?

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
bottles of not food thjings in which the labels have eroded off

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

hth posted:

Wheres the used needles OP?

boring

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Fish skeleton.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


You just havent stepped on the right one yet

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"



Is tumbleweed some specific kind of plant? I never really thought about it before, but there were 30mph+ winds all last week in my frigid northern midwest hell and I swear to god I saw a lonely spherical leafless dead bush just rolling down a side street in the breeze, lit up by the streetlights.

I almost parked to go grab a picture of it, it was so weird, but I was afraid the second I got out of my car I'd hear a distant whistle and get blasted by some rear end in a top hat with a revolver and a bad hat.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Woods porn

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011
Bloodstained bedbug infested mattress.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

you may shut the gently caress up

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

Sjs00 posted:


you may shut the gently caress up

:crossarms:

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Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Abandoned vehicles are trash that can be filled with other trash. Kings of the trash.

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