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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

thanks nite crew linds :beerpal:

yer always going to be better than the real, day crew linds

not

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OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Good bye State Department.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

that cat needs to be bigger

BIGGER

Epic High Five posted:

dogs can be p brutal but hyenas bite like a mofo

psi of 1100, avg dog is like 300 to 500

everything in the wild is more extreme than dogs, except at things dogs are specifically bred to be good at

kinda like how a chimp has the strength to pull a foot right off a human's leg, but humans through their crafty "language" skills invented "science" and can now poach chimps in total darkness even though, on the whole, they don't even want to

moveable shape posted:

I'm gonna take a couple bites of the rich and throw the rest in the trash

oh come on, take all you want, but eat all you take, you think the rich grow on trees? there's a lot of starving children in africa who'd be happy to have that rich


yes, and also everybody else who was being investigated, in fact it now seems kind of like like it's kind of a dumb idea to cripple every high-level federal criminal investigation every time we have a new president?


this is the exact kind of phrasing that ends up getting recorded in the annals and may even get a mention in a The History Of America podcast in the far, far future


lol goodbye democracy

kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

'Cause we're the good guys.


I've had this before. It tastes way better than you'd think it would, but it is definitely Weird Southern White People: The Sandwich.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Lastgirl posted:

Alcohol is a vice :q:

Wwwwhhattt???!!?

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

proof of concept posted:

Is that banana and mayo??

it's what that incredibly disgusting woman from "my big fat fabulous life" eats. the south is the worst and gojira should fukken nuke it w/ his atomic breath lol

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

mormonpartyboat posted:

Whatever in the Executive Branch exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.

:agesilaus:

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




seriously this gives me a feeling of dread more intense than any other action this group of idiots has taken

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002


Cool. Trump is putting me in charge of the executive branch tomorrow.

I guess I should drink some coffee.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
I'm here all day what kind of crew does that make me

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

cumshitter posted:

i have actor relatives and iin scene of one their plays is aw they were playingsomene who hadnt eaten in days and had togobble down a sandwich in like halt a second. the trick to do this was to just use thin slices and slather the bread with butter so itdoes down easier. theysaid it was gross and hated doing it every time

thats the sam efucking sandwich with a banna on it. gross

but drunks have trouble eating without puking when suffering a hangover, also the banana has needed potassium and tyrosine to combat the hangover, the bread lines the stomach for hair if the dog, add plenty of water, you are now attacking the dehydration, and with a boiled egg, you are replenishing needed b12 vitamins

i have done a lot of research on this, yes

vodka, while i hate it, is my number one choice, if i insist on drinking, but i have something to do the next morning, leaves me preternaturally, hangover free

*steps off of alcoholic soapbox*

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

every morning i wake up and get a gob of mangled steel, a slab of concrete, and slather human remains between it


i call it the dale earnheardt special sandy

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Calling it now. Bannon is giving himself even more power.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lastgirl posted:

thanks nite crew linds :beerpal:

yer always going to be better than the real, day crew linds

:blush: thank you, it means a lot to me :tipshat:

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Grondoth posted:

I'm here all day what kind of crew does that make me

bi-curious crew

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

i don't remember upsetting you, but apologies, if i did

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Grondoth posted:

I'm here all day what kind of crew does that make me

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I try to minimize unnecessary exposure, does Trump still hold up his EO's like a young child showing its parents a drawing it made by smearing poo poo on paper?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
we're streaming Godzilla 2001 on a short notice for fun so if u wanna watch it whatever idgaf

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

"Every non military agency needs to layoff 10% of it's workforce."

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i discovered i can upload screenshots from my ps4 to wtitter in like 3 seconds and im having fun uploading yakuza 0 screencrabs

https://mobile.twitter.com/CumshitterYay/status/841129078203662337

https://mobile.twitter.com/CumshitterYay/status/841066181968646144

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

vodka, while i hate it, is my number one choice, if i insist on drinking, but i have something to do the next morning, leaves me preternaturally, hangover free

*steps off of alcoholic soapbox*

i take time release b multivitamins if im heading out for a night of drinking

every hangover cure they sell at drugstores is basically like 7000% daily value of various b vitamins

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

this is the sandwich of a man who grew up on corn syrup pizzas and corn syrup sausage and corn syrup bread and corn syrup loving everything

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
In advance of our invasion of Bali, I just want to say that our organization of government is super dumb.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
:smugdon: its time to organize our government, we have the executive, we have the legislative. Great legislation believe me.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
W

Nonsense posted:

Sunday is a day for family and worship

I worship shakira's butt and Wynona Rider's face

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i have a rleative who goes to the south regularly for business and everytime they go they call me up and bitch aobut how they have specifically say "please do not pour gravy all over my food" whenever they go to a restaurant

also one time they emt a lady and were talking to them for half an hour and they were like "you know, im jewish. your the first person ive told this to in like... 10 years. god i hate this place"

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

When are they going to get rid of the IRS?!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
So what's Senator Graham up to? Someone catch me up I'm behind on this poo pooshow.

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011



prob miracle whip too

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Lastgirl posted:

we're streaming Godzilla 2001 on a short notice for fun so if u wanna watch it whatever idgaf

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

Oh God i tuned in at the sad part

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Pick posted:

So what's Senator Graham up to? Someone catch me up I'm behind on this poo pooshow.

Just call him and ask.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Kung Food posted:

Calling it now. Bannon is giving himself even more power.

bannon promoted to "representative of the president" which will be a position that speaks with the full authority of the office of the president, and can sign legislation and executive orders with the full authority of the president

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




OhFunny posted:

Good bye State Department.

he xant do that but mayve hell be able to get rid of fulbright scholarships or the entire cultural exchange bureau w/e its called

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

a.lo posted:

When are they going to get rid of the IRS?!

As soon as Trump's audit is done.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

a.lo posted:

It's cream cheese

ugh

i havent felt this grossed out since last week when one of my coworkers was taking loud, liquidy shits in the bathroom alnd also having massive acid refulx that caused them to belch up a storm while doing so

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



cool so we're almost to full Children of Men very cool

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




hobestky this could be any number of things ranfing from innocuous to fuckin disastrous and w/o more information thrres no point in worrying yet

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
It's for the better.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Squizzle posted:

hobestky this could be any number of things ranfing from innocuous to fuckin disastrous and w/o more information thrres no point in worrying yet

:omarcomin:

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




oh tge sperm thing is totally woeth worrying about now

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