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Internet Webguy posted:https://twitter.com/ShakingStick/status/841145603019165696    Draining ed's balls
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GrimGypsy posted:I just reheated some pizza in my microwave am I compromised jesus christ you should be just pop the oven to 350 and set it in there for like 10 minutes
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Mar 13, 2017 06:51
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"trump is a dufflebag full of poopsocks" - al!
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Mar 13, 2017 06:52
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drowningidiot posted:the microwaves spying on me and the toasters laughing at me 
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Internet Webguy posted:https://twitter.com/ShakingStick/status/841145603019165696 so what i'm reading here is that i have to go over to the hospital to get my jerk on
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Mar 13, 2017 06:53
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that toasters seen some poo poo n hes very into all of it
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Mar 13, 2017 06:53
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trump, through the penultimate synapses of his dying brain: "it was the microwave kellyanne! obama saw me through my hotpocket microwave!"
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GrimGypsy posted:I just reheated some pizza in my microwave am I compromised m-m-m-mods???????
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Mar 13, 2017 06:53
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why does the world continue to exist
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Mar 13, 2017 06:53
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trump only reheats 🍕 under the cone of silence while agent larrabee shakes his head
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Mar 13, 2017 06:54
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i have a coworker who is afraid of the microwave in the break room. like they hit the button and then walk ten feet away because they dont want microwaves hitting them i tried ot explain wavelengths and how radio satellite dishes are made of chicken wire with 10 inch gaps in them because radio waves are so big. and like obviously they couldnt sell something that emmitted dangerous radioation at them and the mesh on the microwave door has 1mm gaps in it because microwwaves are big and cant get through them nope. they still hit the button and run away from the microwave
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Mar 13, 2017 06:55
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Mar 13, 2017 06:55
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fucken pizza spergs itt
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Mar 13, 2017 06:56
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Pizza is best reheated in a covered frying pan with a little olive oil to get a crispy crust fight me
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Mar 13, 2017 06:56
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Who even bothers reheating pizza. Just eat it cold out of the fridge w/e
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Mar 13, 2017 06:57
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brave little toaster is so fucken capitalist fucken garbage it tries to shame u 4 not lovin objects
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Mar 13, 2017 06:58
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the best way to eat pizza is with ur mouth
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Mar 13, 2017 06:58
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Good Citizen posted:Who even bothers reheating pizza. Just eat it cold off the floor w/e ftfy
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Mar 13, 2017 06:58
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trump probably re-heats his crunchy steaks in the microwave before dumpting ketchup all over them that fuckin guy
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Mar 13, 2017 06:59
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punchymcpunch posted:trump only reheats 🍕 under the cone of silence while agent larrabee shakes his head The Cone of Silence still loving gets me, and always will.
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Mar 13, 2017 06:59
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cumshitter posted:i have a coworker who is afraid of the microwave in the break room. like they hit the button and then walk ten feet away because they dont want microwaves hitting them are u sure they didnt just have a pacemaker fitted??
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Mar 13, 2017 07:00
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i bought like two cheap incense burning dishes on wish.com and now this loving thing shows up in my ads nonstopMariana Horchata posted:are u sure they didnt just have a pacemaker fitted?? hope not htey're not even 40
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Mar 13, 2017 07:01
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i saw a movie where a guy got his head into a microwave and it exploded his head i assume thats what kelly anne is concerned about now, not being able to clandestinely but elaborately kill dissidents with microwaves
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Mar 13, 2017 07:01
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i freeze pizza and then microwave it a couple days later, tastes ok
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Mar 13, 2017 07:03
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drowningidiot posted:the microwaves spying on me and the toasters laughing at me 
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Mar 13, 2017 07:04
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drowningidiot posted:the microwaves spying on me and the toasters laughing at me Igtr Simpsons season 4 Halloween havoc when Sting fought the wind up clown doll actually I think I've lost the thread on this one
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Mar 13, 2017 07:05
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lol imagine your dad calling you into the kitchen and asking if the microwave is spying on you because you know how to get his emails and then you realize your dad is the leader of the fre world bannon is going to be mega hosed up
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Mar 13, 2017 07:05
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thank to the folks who suggested night in the woods it is too real just like spycrowaves
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Mar 13, 2017 07:07
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Internet Webguy posted:https://twitter.com/ShakingStick/status/841145603019165696 I know this is a protest bill and all but I wonder how they would enforce it if it got passed Oh right the NSA is always watching your jerk off, nvm
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Mar 13, 2017 07:08
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Apparently Muhammad Ali's son got racially profiled at the airport. A second time.
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Mar 13, 2017 07:08
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loving lol if you own a microwave
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CodeJanitor posted:Apparently Muhammad Ali's son got racially profiled at the airport. it was also as he was leaving washington after meeting with people to discuss the first profiling TSA/DHS got word and decided to delay him out of spite lol
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Mar 13, 2017 07:09
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jigokuman posted:thank to the folks who suggested night in the woods Check this out: wifi transmits on the same wavelength as YOUR MICROWAVE AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
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Mar 13, 2017 07:09
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trump receiving broadcasts from a valis satellite and or barbelith
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Mar 13, 2017 07:11
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Lol if you don't own a microwave The most versatile kitchen device
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Mar 13, 2017 07:11
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Augus posted:I know this is a protest bill and all but I wonder how they would enforce it if it got passed One day, the opposition is just going to pass one of these bills with their opponent's name and party attached to it.
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Mar 13, 2017 07:11
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Mar 13, 2017 07:12
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Augus posted:I know this is a protest bill and all but I wonder how they would enforce it if it got passed and yet they never join you no matter how loud you yell out inviting them to
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Mar 13, 2017 07:12
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Zyla posted:so what i'm reading here is that i have to go over to the hospital to get my jerk on I don't want to have to drive to the hospital to have some 50+-year-old Filipina RN crank my hog for me, I have massage parlors closer to my house that provide the same service.
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