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 Oh lifeform scanners, just your ordinary gear along with gun, badge, baton.
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Mar 12, 2017 06:38
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Synthbuttrange posted:Oh lifeform scanners, just your ordinary gear along with gun, badge, baton. 
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Mar 12, 2017 06:47
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Mar 12, 2017 06:47
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Guys, Albuquerque is not worth dying for.
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Mar 12, 2017 06:55
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But is it worth eating a big Ole bowl of saukraut?
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Lurdiak posted:
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Don't worry, most American police forces are heavily militarized at this point. Spidey's gonna roll up on Albuquerque only to find the local PD doing donuts on the Sentry in an APC.
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Mar 12, 2017 07:07
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gently caress. It isn't in Arizona. I would have loved to see Sheriff Joe Shroomed
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bunnyofdoom posted:gently caress. It isn't in Arizona. I would have loved to see Sheriff Joe Shroomed
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Mar 12, 2017 07:17
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This is art and should be in the Louvre.
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I'm guessing the cop in panel 4 was meant to be loading a new mag into his pistol, but the colourist went "Eh, must be some kind of weird shotgun, whatever." Also: SHROOOOOM DRUGS.
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RandallODim posted:Guys, Albuquerque is not worth dying for.  just give him his  s
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Mar 12, 2017 13:40
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No Ronan don't slap him on the dick can't you see you're only making him hornier?!
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I really really genuinely hope the cops just stop the Sentry. No superhero help or anything.
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Ok there's no way the halos on Spider-man aren't intentional
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Push El Burrito posted:This is art and should be in the Louvre.
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ghosthorse posted:Ok there's no way the halos on Spider-man aren't intentional Let he who is without sin cast the first brick.
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Endless Mike posted:Maybe there's a facial force field. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZv82YtgFiE&t=18s
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Mar 13, 2017 06:29
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Spidey quit posturing over a suffocating man
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Ronan is the most talkative guy who can't breathe I've ever seen.
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mind the walrus posted:Spidey quit posturing over a suffocating man Let him have this. It's not often Spidey gets to see someone else painfully humiliated by a much weaker opponent. Spider-Man is Ronan's Clown 9, basically.
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And now Peter, MJ and Rocket draw a bunch of dongs on Ronan's face, as is Earth tradition.
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As far as I can see, Spidey's really painted himself into a corner here. As he says, if he gives the helmet back then Ronan's got no reason to cooperate, so his only choice is to just let Ronan die now? I know Ronan was planning on enslaving the entire planet or whatever, but Spidey doesn't usually deal with bad guys by killing them.
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Tiggum posted:As far as I can see, Spidey's really painted himself into a corner here. As he says, if he gives the helmet back then Ronan's got no reason to cooperate, so his only choice is to just let Ronan die now? I know Ronan was planning on enslaving the entire planet or whatever, but Spidey doesn't usually deal with bad guys by killing them. I believe his plan is that now that Ronan is outcold, he'll put Ronan's helmet back on and tie him up somewhere, forgetting that Ronan can easily break free of his webbing.
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The brain damage will reduce Ronan to sub-NSM intelligence, no worries.
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They'll bring the newly weakened Ronan back to Sarge's Diner for interrogation but ah!--the gang arrives just as the pastry delivery for that morning shows up, allowing the alien menace to fully recharge
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Lobsterman posted:Ronan is the most talkative guy who can't breathe I've ever seen. It's not that there is no atmosphere, it's that he's not getting enough of whatever he needs instead of oxygen from it. He can pull air into his lungs and push it past his vocal chords, he's just gonna lose consciousness anyway.
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Mover posted:Ronan! You tried to destroy the heads of a great nation, so your own head shall be destroyed! 
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I no longer have words for the emotions I'm experiencing.
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rocket, totally down with some murder
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Raskolnikov38 posted:rocket, totally down with some murder His introduction was trying to vaporize Spidey for calling him a raccoon.
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This week, Spidey plays God with an alien's life. Because it takes five strips to ponder this decision, Ronan suffocates on the ground.
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he has discovered the fatal weakness of kree accusers- they don't know how their arms work. you could hold up a bagel just out of reach then circle around one and they would strangle themselves with their own arms.
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