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Bubba Smith posted:USADA seems to target mighty mouse more often than any other fighter. all the champions will be tested more than others. it says random but they only have limited amounts of money to spend on testing
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uhhh if i was a tester I'd go the dj's house as often as possible and play video games too
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 10:18 |
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Hanging out with DJ like that would be the best. Pour a little sangria, boot up the ol' PS4, pop in the bathroom for a little pee pee.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 10:21 |
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I don't know where I learned to fall but I am good at it. I got thrown off the back of a moving vehicle once and rolled onto my feet.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 10:26 |
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if you're not going to truly randomize testing then and you're actually going to test some people more than others than i'd probably focus on the people who have popped for steroids before. especially under the old system where all they'd do is wave a geiger counter in your direction as you walked back to the dressing room from the cage. for real though dj probably just lives around the corner from piss HQ and it's just an easy way to keep the numbers up.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 10:26 |
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Hector Lombard was involved in a car crash, sadly, there were no injuries.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 10:54 |
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Marching Powder posted:if you're not going to truly randomize testing then and you're actually going to test some people more than others than i'd probably focus on the people who have popped for steroids before. especially under the old system where all they'd do is wave a geiger counter in your direction as you walked back to the dressing room from the cage. at the same time, its important to test champions regularly and have them seen to be tested to avoid a lance armstrong style situation. not that i think too badly of lance armstrong but his doping BS set cycling back a decade and that sort of thing is a bomb waiting to go off in every sport that doesnt rigourously test their champions, which is nearly all of them
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 11:04 |
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https://twitter.com/Amanda_Leoa/status/841253694981169153 That's the Aldo/Holloway card, no?
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 12:56 |
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Dan Didio posted:https://twitter.com/Amanda_Leoa/status/841253694981169153 Valentina is going to outpoint Amanda then the division will be killed.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:12 |
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:So Vitor next fight is his last fight He said it's because his body just isn't what it used to be. Yeah, no poo poo you cheating oval office.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:17 |
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I somehow have never looked at a Roid Vitor / Dad Bod Vitor side by side before and my word that is blatant
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:24 |
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Wamsutta posted:I somehow have never looked at a Roid Vitor / Dad Bod Vitor side by side before and my word that is blatant It was blatant when he came out in the Weidman fight with 20 lbs of loose skin flapping in the wind. That was the first fight after being told to lay off the sauce.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:26 |
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eric posted:Valentina is going to outpoint Amanda then the division will be killed. Any situation where Shevchenko survives five rounds means Amanda probably doesn't.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:44 |
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there's nothing more poetic than vitor belfort being forced to lay off the steroids and getting repeatedly beaten by younger men with naturally higher hormone levels
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:45 |
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outy posted:He said it's because his body just isn't what it used to be. this is why TRT is good tbh
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:47 |
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Auron posted:It was blatant when he came out in the Weidman fight with 20 lbs of loose skin flapping in the wind. That was the first fight after being told to lay off the sauce. Before the Jon Jones fight he tested at almost twice the upper range of free testosterone. Dude had muscles growing on muscles.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:49 |
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i love watching vitor lose because he's an insane dumbass, but equally he was wild as all hell when he was mainlining the juice and if he lost enough to get cut from the ufc and came back overeem sized in japan i would be all over that
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:49 |
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outy posted:He said it's because his body just isn't what it used to be. jesus
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:50 |
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Barboza is awesome but I can never forget the time he blinked and Cerrone killed him lol
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:00 |
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:03 |
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DoombatINC posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0CfNA12aFw thank you for this gift
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:28 |
Send vitor to Japan where he can beat up 69 year old pro wrestlers and run and be happy
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:36 |
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Soothing Vapors posted:thank you for this gift Rashad's fake shopping channel album is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7OBMRFNcHw
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:39 |
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EmmyOk posted:Rashad's fake shopping channel album is better lmao
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:38 |
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Remember when that fan brought Evans a picture of Rashad face to sign?
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:47 |
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Marching Powder posted:if you're not going to truly randomize testing then and you're actually going to test some people more than others than i'd probably focus on the people who have popped for steroids before. especially under the old system where all they'd do is wave a geiger counter in your direction as you walked back to the dressing room from the cage. Looks like all of the champs are tested around ten times a year. Alvarez was tested 14 times last year
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:51 |
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Lol thank you.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:03 |
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Marching Powder posted:if you're not going to truly randomize testing then and you're actually going to test some people more than others than i'd probably focus on the people who have popped for steroids before. especially under the old system where all they'd do is wave a geiger counter in your direction as you walked back to the dressing room from the cage. They do test cheats more often
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:20 |
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They also said they test people who fail the eye test more often than average
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:20 |
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Tezcatlipoca posted:Remember when that fan brought Evans a picture of Rashad face to sign? racist
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:26 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:i love watching vitor lose because he's an insane dumbass, but equally he was wild as all hell when he was mainlining the juice and if he lost enough to get cut from the ufc and came back overeem sized in japan i would be all over that vitor was an insane killer on trt, it enhanced his natural attributes to the point where it kind of wasn't fair. anderson defeating him with ease is like one of the great mma accomplishments.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:33 |
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it's really unfortunate they don't lead vitor juice himself up to the gills anymore, they should have grandfathered him in. i would have loved to see roided him against a lot of guys at MW/LHW
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:it's really unfortunate they don't lead vitor juice himself up to the gills anymore, they should have grandfathered him in. i would have loved to see roided him against a lot of guys at MW/LHW -___-
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:39 |
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We already got to see mutant Vitor fight Rockhold, Bisping, Jones and Rumble. Unless you mean those guys would also be allowed to roid freely too. That I would watch.eric posted:TRT vitor would have killed the entire MW division Agreed that Anderson could never beat Vitor. It's a good time for that rematch actually. Decades fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:it's really unfortunate they don't lead vitor juice himself up to the gills anymore, they should have grandfathered him in. i would have loved to see roided him against a lot of guys at MW/LHW TRT vitor would have killed the entire MW division
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:54 |
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Decades posted:We already got to see mutant Vitor fight Rockhold, Bisping, Jones and Rumble. Unless you mean those guys would also be allowed to roid freely too. That I would watch. I would like to see Rumble on PEDs.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:55 |
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well i guess anderson was roiding too probably. but it's still insanely cool that he destroyed perfect vitor.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:57 |
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Chichevache posted:I would like to see Rumble on PEDs. I think this might work backwards like how you give hyperactive kids speed to calm them down. TRT would turn Rumble into Corey Hill.
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Chichevache posted:I would like to see Rumble on PEDs. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if that's what we already have.
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