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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Bubba Smith posted:

USADA seems to target mighty mouse more often than any other fighter.

all the champions will be tested more than others. it says random but they only have limited amounts of money to spend on testing

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SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
uhhh if i was a tester I'd go the dj's house as often as possible and play video games too

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Hanging out with DJ like that would be the best. Pour a little sangria, boot up the ol' PS4, pop in the bathroom for a little pee pee.

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
I don't know where I learned to fall but I am good at it. I got thrown off the back of a moving vehicle once and rolled onto my feet.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
if you're not going to truly randomize testing then and you're actually going to test some people more than others than i'd probably focus on the people who have popped for steroids before. especially under the old system where all they'd do is wave a geiger counter in your direction as you walked back to the dressing room from the cage.

for real though dj probably just lives around the corner from piss HQ and it's just an easy way to keep the numbers up.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Hector Lombard was involved in a car crash, sadly, there were no injuries.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Marching Powder posted:

if you're not going to truly randomize testing then and you're actually going to test some people more than others than i'd probably focus on the people who have popped for steroids before. especially under the old system where all they'd do is wave a geiger counter in your direction as you walked back to the dressing room from the cage.

for real though dj probably just lives around the corner from piss HQ and it's just an easy way to keep the numbers up.

at the same time, its important to test champions regularly and have them seen to be tested to avoid a lance armstrong style situation. not that i think too badly of lance armstrong but his doping BS set cycling back a decade and that sort of thing is a bomb waiting to go off in every sport that doesnt rigourously test their champions, which is nearly all of them

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
https://twitter.com/Amanda_Leoa/status/841253694981169153

That's the Aldo/Holloway card, no?

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Valentina is going to outpoint Amanda then the division will be killed.

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

So Vitor next fight is his last fight

He said it's because his body just isn't what it used to be.

Yeah, no poo poo you cheating oval office.

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

I somehow have never looked at a Roid Vitor / Dad Bod Vitor side by side before and my word that is blatant

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Wamsutta posted:

I somehow have never looked at a Roid Vitor / Dad Bod Vitor side by side before and my word that is blatant

It was blatant when he came out in the Weidman fight with 20 lbs of loose skin flapping in the wind. That was the first fight after being told to lay off the sauce.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

eric posted:

Valentina is going to outpoint Amanda then the division will be killed.

Any situation where Shevchenko survives five rounds means Amanda probably doesn't.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
there's nothing more poetic than vitor belfort being forced to lay off the steroids and getting repeatedly beaten by younger men with naturally higher hormone levels

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


outy posted:

He said it's because his body just isn't what it used to be.

Yeah, no poo poo you cheating oval office.



this is why TRT is good tbh

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Auron posted:

It was blatant when he came out in the Weidman fight with 20 lbs of loose skin flapping in the wind. That was the first fight after being told to lay off the sauce.

Before the Jon Jones fight he tested at almost twice the upper range of free testosterone. Dude had muscles growing on muscles.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i love watching vitor lose because he's an insane dumbass, but equally he was wild as all hell when he was mainlining the juice and if he lost enough to get cut from the ufc and came back overeem sized in japan i would be all over that

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


outy posted:

He said it's because his body just isn't what it used to be.

Yeah, no poo poo you cheating oval office.



jesus

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Barboza is awesome but I can never forget the time he blinked and Cerrone killed him lol

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

thank you for this gift

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Send vitor to Japan where he can beat up 69 year old pro wrestlers and run and be happy

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Soothing Vapors posted:

thank you for this gift

Rashad's fake shopping channel album is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7OBMRFNcHw

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

EmmyOk posted:

Rashad's fake shopping channel album is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7OBMRFNcHw

lmao

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Remember when that fan brought Evans a picture of Rashad face to sign?

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Marching Powder posted:

if you're not going to truly randomize testing then and you're actually going to test some people more than others than i'd probably focus on the people who have popped for steroids before. especially under the old system where all they'd do is wave a geiger counter in your direction as you walked back to the dressing room from the cage.

for real though dj probably just lives around the corner from piss HQ and it's just an easy way to keep the numbers up.

Looks like all of the champs are tested around ten times a year. Alvarez was tested 14 times last year

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Lol thank you.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Marching Powder posted:

if you're not going to truly randomize testing then and you're actually going to test some people more than others than i'd probably focus on the people who have popped for steroids before. especially under the old system where all they'd do is wave a geiger counter in your direction as you walked back to the dressing room from the cage.

for real though dj probably just lives around the corner from piss HQ and it's just an easy way to keep the numbers up.

They do test cheats more often

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
They also said they test people who fail the eye test more often than average

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Remember when that fan brought Evans a picture of Rashad face to sign?

racist

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i love watching vitor lose because he's an insane dumbass, but equally he was wild as all hell when he was mainlining the juice and if he lost enough to get cut from the ufc and came back overeem sized in japan i would be all over that

vitor was an insane killer on trt, it enhanced his natural attributes to the point where it kind of wasn't fair. anderson defeating him with ease is like one of the great mma accomplishments.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
it's really unfortunate they don't lead vitor juice himself up to the gills anymore, they should have grandfathered him in. i would have loved to see roided him against a lot of guys at MW/LHW

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

it's really unfortunate they don't lead vitor juice himself up to the gills anymore, they should have grandfathered him in. i would have loved to see roided him against a lot of guys at MW/LHW

-___-

Decades
Apr 12, 2007

College Slice
We already got to see mutant Vitor fight Rockhold, Bisping, Jones and Rumble. Unless you mean those guys would also be allowed to roid freely too. That I would watch.

eric posted:

TRT vitor would have killed the entire MW division

Agreed that Anderson could never beat Vitor.

It's a good time for that rematch actually.

Decades fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Mar 13, 2017

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

it's really unfortunate they don't lead vitor juice himself up to the gills anymore, they should have grandfathered him in. i would have loved to see roided him against a lot of guys at MW/LHW

TRT vitor would have killed the entire MW division

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Decades posted:

We already got to see mutant Vitor fight Rockhold, Bisping, Jones and Rumble. Unless you mean those guys would also be allowed to roid freely too. That I would watch.

I would like to see Rumble on PEDs. :stonk:

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
well i guess anderson was roiding too probably. but it's still insanely cool that he destroyed perfect vitor.

Decades
Apr 12, 2007

College Slice

Chichevache posted:

I would like to see Rumble on PEDs. :stonk:

I think this might work backwards like how you give hyperactive kids speed to calm them down. TRT would turn Rumble into Corey Hill.

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Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009

Chichevache posted:

I would like to see Rumble on PEDs. :stonk:

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if that's what we already have.

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