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DoctorGonzo posted:Hopefully Cyberpunk 2077 has the witcher universe cameo. I know it's unsustainable, but at the current logarithmic scale of CDPr improvement each videogame (aside from that Gwent crap), Cyberpunk will net an Academy Award Nomination for something.
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Norns posted:Then like who gives a gently caress? there is a huge population of people who have built an identity and community around whining about video games on the internet. while a normal person would react to not liking a video game by not buying it and moving on, these defective humans get on the internet and act entitled about toys like it is an important thing that actually matters.
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Drifter posted:I know it's unsustainable, but at the current logarithmic scale of CDPr improvement each videogame (aside from that Gwent crap), Cyberpunk will net an Academy Award Nomination for something. gwent has story mode. friend!
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Mar 13, 2017 18:43
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Drifter posted:I don't know, Witcher 3's a really very good game. I think most things in AAA RPG videogameland can be improved by adding Witcher 3 to the list of discussion. Theoretically, yea, I totally agree it "can" be improved. But goons.
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Mar 13, 2017 18:46
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Cowcaster posted:mass effect 3 is definitely matrix 2 mass effect 1 is the star trek one where patrick stewart goes back in time to fight the borg mass effect 2 is guardians of the galaxy
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Mar 13, 2017 18:49
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cams posted:there is a huge population of people who have built an identity and community around whining about video games on the internet. while a normal person would react to not liking a video game by not buying it and moving on, these defective humans get on the internet and act entitled about toys like it is an important thing that actually matters. but enough about what's going on with jim sterling's breath of the wild review
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Mar 13, 2017 18:56
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cams posted:there is a huge population of people who have built an identity and community around whining about video games on the internet. while a normal person would react to not liking a video game by not buying it and moving on, these defective humans get on the internet and act entitled about toys like it is an important thing that actually matters. That's hosed up
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Mar 13, 2017 18:57
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LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:but enough about what's going on with jim sterling's breath of the wild review lmao what did he say about Breath of the Wild?
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Mar 13, 2017 19:00
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Dexo posted:lmao what did he say about Breath of the Wild? whatever it was it was apparently bad enough to get his site ddosed because I can't check atm haha e: got through cloudflare, he gave it 7/10 lol why are people mad about that Martout fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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Mar 13, 2017 19:02
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Martout posted:whatever it was it was apparently bad enough to get his site ddosed because I can't check atm haha  Gamers don't deserve good things
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Mar 13, 2017 19:05
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Dexo posted:lmao what did he say about Breath of the Wild? He gave it a 7/10, citing a lot of the annoyances other reviewers also touched upon. This lead to Nintendo fanboys melting down and ddosing his site.
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Mar 13, 2017 19:05
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Guy gave a 7/10 which dropped it from having a near perfect aggregate score of 98 (it is now 97) e:f,b e2: holy gently caress, really beaten
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Mar 13, 2017 19:05
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When ME:A comes out and someone gives it a non-perfect score I say we unite and loudly and petulantly defend this videogame on the internet
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Mar 13, 2017 19:08
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pls guys it's important to me
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Mar 13, 2017 19:08
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He just put up a jimquisition on it comparing the fanbase's fragile egos with the fragility of weapons in the game, people gonna be salty. Also, part of it is I guess on metacritic his review turned BOTW from tied with the highest rated game of all time (OOT, I believe) to "just" a 97. I guess that's a big deal? I suddenly felt a lot better about this thread when I saw what was going on with that review.
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Mar 13, 2017 19:08
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Zelda is one of those franchises that's impossible for people to be rational about, so reviewer scores are especially meaningless there.
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Mar 13, 2017 19:10
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Metacritic is a great test of a gamers mental wellbeing
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Mar 13, 2017 19:10
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I find it funnier that he scrambled up a response video so loving fastNorns posted:Metacritic is a great test of a gamers mental wellbeing people create new accounts for doing a single review 0-rating bomb constantly so metacritic is practically worthless, I usually only look at metacritic
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Mar 13, 2017 19:11
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MinibarMatchman posted:I find it funnier that he scrambled up a response video so loving fast He makes money from it? He's going to make bank off these babies. And good on him.
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Mar 13, 2017 19:12
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lmao. I think Sterling is a fairly smart dude who is a pud and over exaggerates poo poo to try make a point(lmao at him trying to justify pirating Nintendo games because Nintendo is way too heavy handed with their content and videos on youtube) But jesus christ that's dumb.
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Mar 13, 2017 19:12
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marshmallow creep posted:Thought exercise for the thread since we can't stop bringing it up: What is the Witcher 3 of movies? While we're at it, what is the Mass Effect 3? For your blockbusters? Mass Effect 3 is Star Trek Into Darkness, Witcher 3 is Fellowship of the Ring.
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Mar 13, 2017 19:18
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Dexo posted:lmao. I think Sterling is a fairly smart dude who is a pud and over exaggerates poo poo to try make a point(lmao at him trying to justify pirating Nintendo games because Nintendo is way too heavy handed with their content and videos on youtube) Sterling is a guy who puts on a plague doctor mask and calls himself the steam cleaner because he reviews lovely EA games on steam greenlight. I don't get how people take so much of his poo poo seriously. Really, he should have named himself The Cleveland Steamer, way funnier imo.
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Mar 13, 2017 19:18
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Will there be early reviews for this game? If so we could have metacritic reviews to obsess over as early as tomorrow
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Mar 13, 2017 19:18
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Martout posted:When ME:A comes out and someone gives it a non-perfect score I say we unite and loudly and petulantly defend this videogame on the internet I hope it's Jim. If it is, his site should be redirected to an even more negative review.
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Mar 13, 2017 19:18
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Cowcaster posted:mass effect 1 is the star trek one where patrick stewart goes back in time to fight the borg Mass Effect 2: Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan. Mass Effect 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0bClUp9I6w
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Mar 13, 2017 19:20
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Starting an initiative to build a posting ark that will take worthy posters to a new fresh thread once the game launches so they might escape this lovely thread. As the forum's chief skeleton expert I nominate Moola to decide who lives and who dies.
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Mar 13, 2017 19:22
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tooterfish posted:Mass Effect: Star Trek the Motion Picture. If only, a shepard marauder shields contest of arms would have been such a better ending.
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Mar 13, 2017 19:23
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Trast posted:Starting an initiative to build a posting ark that will take worthy posters to a new fresh thread once the game launches so they might escape this lovely thread. As the forum's chief skeleton expert I nominate Moola to decide who lives and who dies. Give all ark posters 600-year probations.
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Mar 13, 2017 19:24
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With footage of Jaal now available I'd like an update from the weirdo with the lion avatar who posts about how much he wants to suck a krogan's dick
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Mar 13, 2017 19:26
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Dr. Abysmal posted:With footage of Jaal now available I'd like an update from the weirdo with the lion avatar who posts about how much he wants to suck a krogan's dick actually, it's a cow
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Mar 13, 2017 19:28
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What shape do you think the four testicles are in? Are they all the same height or are they in pairs on top of each other?
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Mar 13, 2017 19:33
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Fried Watermelon posted:What shape do you think the four testicles are in? like a triforce, but with 4
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Mar 13, 2017 19:34
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Fried Watermelon posted:What shape do you think the four testicles are in? Time works the same way
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Mar 13, 2017 19:35
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Fried Watermelon posted:What shape do you think the four testicles are in? bad
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Mar 13, 2017 19:35
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Jim sterling should be shoved into a locker
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Mar 13, 2017 19:38
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hug an andaran
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Witcher 3 is the closest thing to playing a great novel as you can get. It's close to perfect. ME3 is fifty shades darker MEA will probably just be an interspecies erotica fan fic
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Mar 13, 2017 19:45
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Zelder posted:Jim sterling should be shoved into a locker wouldn't fit.
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Witcher 3 set such a high bar that it should have lit a fire under Bioware and Bethesda asses to make better games but here we are. Lazy. Sad!
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