Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
whatever7
Jul 26, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Varys hosed up his job and missed Tiny Kim.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
The hot kim

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Synthbuttrange posted:

There is another Kim.

:stare:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/08/kim-jong-nam-death-man-claiming-to-be-son-appears-video-kim-han-sol

A video has emerged of a man claiming to be the son of the assassinated half-brother of North Korea’s supreme leader, Kim Jong-un, saying he is safely with his mother and sister.

And there we have it. No wonder China didn't seem too bothered about the assassination: they had a backup.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Mar 23, 2021

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
Park's impeachment has been upheld by the court. Where does South Korea go from here?

quote:

Judges unanimously upheld Parliament's decision to impeach her over her role in a corruption scandal involving close friend Choi Soon-sil. Ms Park's dismissal from office means South Korea must now elect a new president by early May. She also loses her presidential immunity and can be prosecuted. Ms Park had been suspended from presidential duties since December, with the country's prime minister taking over her responsibilities. Ms Choi meanwhile has been charged with bribery and corruption for allegedly pressuring big companies to give money in return for government favours. Ms Park has been accused of colluding with her.

Both women have denied wrongdoing.

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Hwang Gyo-an remains head of state until May (things move fast there!) when Moon Jae-in is inevitably elected president.

It's awesome. No conservative escaped clean from the fetid shitpile of the Park presidency and they're not going to be able to field a candidate with any sort of chance at the office for... a while at least.

Also lol at the violent protests from the "pro-Park supporters" going on right now. I guess a couple hundred people found out that they weren't going to get paid for this poo poo after all!

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
What's Moon Jai-in going to do with regard to North Korea, China, and THAAD?

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007


Oh wow, I really didn't expect them to actually flex that particular power.

ecureuilmatrix
Mar 30, 2011
So I was looking at presidential election maps on Wikipedia and I'm asking you Korea-knowledgeable peeps:

What's the deal with the southwestern provinces (Jeolla, is that it?) reliably voting against the GNP/Saenuri while the east coast is solidly conservative? Reminds me of Socialist-voting Aquitaine in France.

I mean, Seoul is easy to understand, big cities vote differently from the countryside and all. ('Murica!)

ecureuilmatrix fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Mar 10, 2017

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
Yeah that's Jeolla. It's always been more left wing; as for why, well, the explanation I've heard is that it and Gyeongsang (the region in the southeast) were the two dominant regions in South Korea, but all but one of South Korea's presidents have come from the latter, and so massively developed Gyeongsang while leaving Jeolla and its people out to dry. The people of Jeolla, being upset about this, generally vote against the candidates from Gyeongsang. This explanation incidentally comes from my friends from Gyeongsang, so I'm sure there's no bias there.

whatever7
Jul 26, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
loving fat kim is digging a big hole to do underground nuclear test again.

Yet pissbaby has not farked anything toward the Korea direction.

Heer98
Apr 10, 2009
What's the scoop on Moon Jae-In? Is he really going to restart the sunshine policy, give in to china and give Kim a free hand? Or is that just salty Korean conservatives shitposting.

I've been reading a lot of BR Myers, and I think it's starting to make me paranoid... I've internalized the idea that the North Korean elite have reunification as their endgame, probably using the real or implied threat of nuclear use as their cudgel, and at least enough of the South Korean public would be alright with it because the North has well established racial purity bona fides, while the southern state is perceived as fractious, corrupt and effete.

Trying to google for anything deeper than the typical WSJ article on the subject mostly returns Korean rightists/leftists viciously arguing at each other or western academics sniping at each other's Korean skills.

Heer98 fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Mar 13, 2017

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Reunification is dead in the water. NK knows it's a pipe dream, and loving nobody in SK actually wants to collapse their economy for the ~pride of true Choseon~ or whatever the gently caress

TsarZiedonis posted:

...and at least enough of the South Korean public would be alright with it because the North has well established racial purity bona fides...

Is just totally loving wrong and blatantly racist. I don't read Myers and I don't know if this is something you got from him or you made up yourself but I'm really finding it difficult to articulate how dumb an idea of this is and how insanely orientalist it is.

South Koreans, a people who fought tooth and nail for a true republic and just ousted their democratically-elected president in large part due to an amazing, massive, sustained nonviolent protest would be alright with resigning themselves to a life under the heel of a Kim because they're ~racially pure~. Go gently caress yourself. Or, gently caress BR Myers. Or both.

Moon Jae-in will likely take a (slightly) warmer stance on NK which will do a lot better than the SK conservative HARD ON COMMIES that has done nothing except keep getting them elected by an increasingly elderly constituency. He's not going to "give in" to China (why would he? to what benefit? They'll ease up on Lotte? :lol:). The only real question is THAAD but they're trying to cram it in ASAP and he'll probably acquiesce.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/841363489268649984

Why would they announce that?

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

deep web creep posted:

Reunification is dead in the water. NK knows it's a pipe dream, and loving nobody in SK actually wants to collapse their economy for the ~pride of true Choseon~ or whatever the gently caress

Is just totally loving wrong and blatantly racist. I don't read Myers and I don't know if this is something you got from him or you made up yourself but I'm really finding it difficult to articulate how dumb an idea of this is and how insanely orientalist it is.

South Koreans, a people who fought tooth and nail for a true republic and just ousted their democratically-elected president in large part due to an amazing, massive, sustained nonviolent protest would be alright with resigning themselves to a life under the heel of a Kim because they're ~racially pure~. Go gently caress yourself. Or, gently caress BR Myers. Or both.
I can kinda see how he's getting that from reading Myers, but I surmise that it's based on a partial reading. You certainly wouldn't get that viewpoint from his interviews and talks.

The furthest Myers goes in that direction is to say that he finds South Koreans to be almost as xenophobic as North Koreans at times, and is disturbed by South Korean media that buys into the idea that the DPRK is the truly Korean Korea for Koreans. And that the Korean people are more patriotic about the concept of minjok than they are about their actual state. (If I remember right, ROK soldiers started pledging loyalty to the state rather than the minjok just a few years ago.)

But he states much more emphatically that if you ask a South Korean about reunification, they want it "someday," i.e. not at all, because of the huge cost. And because of a general lack of interest on the part of anyone who isn't old. He event mentioned that most of the students in his DPRK-related classes are foreign students.

Edit: Oh, I see you live in Korea. He mentioned in an interview that there was a popular movie last year about a joint DPRK-ROK operation to catch a gang of Northern defectors, and that the Northern officer was played by a "cool Tom Cruise type" while his Southern counterpart was a doddering bureaucrat. Can you tell me what the hell movie it was?

Halloween Jack fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Mar 13, 2017

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Ich bin ein Pyongyanger.

E: Well I tried it out, just doesn't have the same ring to it

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

Halloween Jack posted:

I can kinda see how he's getting that from reading Myers, but I surmise that it's based on a partial reading. You certainly wouldn't get that viewpoint from his interviews and talks.

The furthest Myers goes in that direction is to say that he finds South Koreans to be almost as xenophobic as North Koreans at times, and is disturbed by South Korean media that buys into the idea that the DPRK is the truly Korean Korea for Koreans. And that the Korean people are more patriotic about the concept of minjok than they are about their actual state. (If I remember right, ROK soldiers started pledging loyalty to the state rather than the minjok just a few years ago.)

But he states much more emphatically that if you ask a South Korean about reunification, they want it "someday," i.e. not at all, because of the huge cost. And because of a general lack of interest on the part of anyone who isn't old. He event mentioned that most of the students in his DPRK-related classes are foreign students.

Edit: Oh, I see you live in Korea. He mentioned in an interview that there was a popular movie last year about a joint DPRK-ROK operation to catch a gang of Northern defectors, and that the Northern officer was played by a "cool Tom Cruise type" while his Southern counterpart was a doddering bureaucrat. Can you tell me what the hell movie it was?

A great google search says it's likely this.

http://m.scmp.com/week-asia/society/article/2069926/what-film-featuring-k-pop-star-reveals-about-north-koreas

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
By the way, has anyone else here ever actually read Juche texts? I have, and they are indeed the most stupefying repetitive drivel I've ever encountered. Kim il Sung's addresses read like a chatbot that was only fed a few tweets worth of Marxist rhetoric interspersed with grandpa's stories about the war. The official stuff has this curiously mirrored structure, where the same exact phrase will repeat at the beginning and the end of a two or three paragraph long passage, in the hopes that that's enough space that you won't notice the repetition.

The stuff penned by sympathetic foreign scholars is marginally better, but tends to be chock full of declaration after declaration backed up by nothing at all.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


that's what soviet communist writings were like, and what chinese communist writing is like. that's pretty much how it goes in marxism-leninism, nothing special about NK there

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

Halloween Jack posted:

By the way, has anyone else here ever actually read Juche texts? I have, and they are indeed the most stupefying repetitive drivel I've ever encountered. Kim il Sung's addresses read like a chatbot that was only fed a few tweets worth of Marxist rhetoric interspersed with grandpa's stories about the war. The official stuff has this curiously mirrored structure, where the same exact phrase will repeat at the beginning and the end of a two or three paragraph long passage, in the hopes that that's enough space that you won't notice the repetition.

The stuff penned by sympathetic foreign scholars is marginally better, but tends to be chock full of declaration after declaration backed up by nothing at all.

Goonswarm used to grief this online game of nationstate roleplaying, and we even had a juchebot that could spit out huge blocks of juche nonsense on command. It was great fun to post, at least up until people realized we were loving with them.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Why does Kim Jong-un launch rockets into the Sea of Japan and videotape simulated attacks on the Blue House?

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Halloween Jack posted:

I can kinda see how he's getting that from reading Myers, but I surmise that it's based on a partial reading. You certainly wouldn't get that viewpoint from his interviews and talks.

The furthest Myers goes in that direction is to say that he finds South Koreans to be almost as xenophobic as North Koreans at times, and is disturbed by South Korean media that buys into the idea that the DPRK is the truly Korean Korea for Koreans. And that the Korean people are more patriotic about the concept of minjok than they are about their actual state. (If I remember right, ROK soldiers started pledging loyalty to the state rather than the minjok just a few years ago.)

But he states much more emphatically that if you ask a South Korean about reunification, they want it "someday," i.e. not at all, because of the huge cost. And because of a general lack of interest on the part of anyone who isn't old. He event mentioned that most of the students in his DPRK-related classes are foreign students.

Edit: Oh, I see you live in Korea. He mentioned in an interview that there was a popular movie last year about a joint DPRK-ROK operation to catch a gang of Northern defectors, and that the Northern officer was played by a "cool Tom Cruise type" while his Southern counterpart was a doddering bureaucrat. Can you tell me what the hell movie it was?

I'm sick at home so I took some time to read a little more of what I could find from Myers so I think maybe I understand a bit better than I did a few hours ago. The previous poster's understanding of Myers is still totally wrong, but also I think there is still something off of Myers' conception of minjok. I'm no... uh... Pyongyangologist, but it always seemed to me a far more romantic, almost abstract, notion than eg. when he argues that SK "excused" the Cheonan sinking because of it. I mean, it's still conceals that weird orientalist canard of "the Korean people CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THEIR PURE RACE" -- which I guess he needs to do because he literally wrote a book about that -- but at least in South Korea I have not found that to be true outside of, like, arch-conservative political groups.

I also think you're thinking of Confidential Assignment. I haven't seen it but my wife says it was "pretty good".

mediadave
Sep 8, 2011
An interesting podcast from arms control wonk on DPRK business fronts - how they get around sanctions.
http://armscontrolwonk.libsyn.com/glocom-and-dprk-fronts



Including selling military radios:
http://glocom-corp.com/index.php?page=history

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010

Halloween Jack posted:

I can kinda see how he's getting that from reading Myers, but I surmise that it's based on a partial reading. You certainly wouldn't get that viewpoint from his interviews and talks.

The furthest Myers goes in that direction is to say that he finds South Koreans to be almost as xenophobic as North Koreans at times, and is disturbed by South Korean media that buys into the idea that the DPRK is the truly Korean Korea for Koreans. And that the Korean people are more patriotic about the concept of minjok than they are about their actual state. (If I remember right, ROK soldiers started pledging loyalty to the state rather than the minjok just a few years ago.)

But he states much more emphatically that if you ask a South Korean about reunification, they want it "someday," i.e. not at all, because of the huge cost. And because of a general lack of interest on the part of anyone who isn't old. He event mentioned that most of the students in his DPRK-related classes are foreign students.

Edit: Oh, I see you live in Korea. He mentioned in an interview that there was a popular movie last year about a joint DPRK-ROK operation to catch a gang of Northern defectors, and that the Northern officer was played by a "cool Tom Cruise type" while his Southern counterpart was a doddering bureaucrat. Can you tell me what the hell movie it was?

The movie in question is Confidential Assignment (공조) and its pretty clear someone just watched 1988s Red Heat and changed it from a USSR/USA buddy cop movie to a DPRK/RoK buddy cop movie. Nothing that has its origins in the work of James Belushi can have any real cultural significance.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Do they argue over whether the K5 is better than some lovely Makarov ripoff?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

deep web creep posted:

Moon Jae-in will likely take a (slightly) warmer stance on NK which will do a lot better than the SK conservative HARD ON COMMIES that has done nothing except keep getting them elected by an increasingly elderly constituency. He's not going to "give in" to China (why would he? to what benefit? They'll ease up on Lotte? :lol:). The only real question is THAAD but they're trying to cram it in ASAP and he'll probably acquiesce.

Abandoning THAAD would absolutely look like giving in to China regardless of the real reasons because China has been publicly melting down over it ever since it was first announced. Moon Jai-in will probably be forced to keep it for that reason alone.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

Random Integer posted:

Nothing that has its origins in the work of James Belushi can have any real cultural significance.

Red Heat is a Walter Hill movie, as well as the only good thing the Bad Belushi has ever done. :colbert:

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Fojar38 posted:

Abandoning THAAD would absolutely look like giving in to China regardless of the real reasons because China has been publicly melting down over it ever since it was first announced. Moon Jai-in will probably be forced to keep it for that reason alone.

I think it's becoming pretty clear that it's an example of Jae-in being good at politics.
He'll complain about THAAD but offer no real resistance because:
1) There is no cost and nothing to lose by making GBS threads on Trump
2) He'll get a baked-in excuse to China at the start of his presidency (the old administration did that thing you hate! Too late now~) and can maybe avoid whatever concession they're angling for
3) It'll do enough to placate the conservative pro-military, pro-US, anti-communist political factions while still letting him dunk on PGH forever

and you're right that even if he thinks it's a terrible idea for a thousand other reasons, there's nothing left to do because it will look like he's giving in

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Tias posted:

Goonswarm used to grief this online game of nationstate roleplaying, and we even had a juchebot that could spit out huge blocks of juche nonsense on command. It was great fun to post, at least up until people realized we were loving with them.

Oh man, I forgot about that. I miss Juchebot. :allears:

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.
Good thing the US is staying out of all the saber-rattl

quote:

Tillerson says ‘all options are on the table’ when it comes to North Korea

The Trump administration gave its clearest signal yet that it would consider taking military action against North Korea, with Secretary of State Rex Tillerson saying Friday that “all options are on the table” to deter the threat from Pyongyang.

Tensions are running high in northeast Asia, with North Korea making observable progress toward its goal of building a missile that could reach the United States mainland and China incensed over South Korea’s decision to deploy an American antimissile battery.

Tillerson’s remarks, ruling out diplomatic talks and leaving the door open to military action, will fuel fears in the region that the Trump administration is seriously considering what are euphemistically called “kinetic” options in Washington.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/tillerson-says-all-options-are-on-the-table-when-it-comes-to-north-korea/2017/03/17/e6b3e64e-0a83-11e7-bd19-fd3afa0f7e2a_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_koreatillerson-5am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.d9998471f845

"Kinetic options," huh?

whatever7
Jul 26, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I hope fat kim shoot one out tomorrow to show pissbaby who is the boss.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Which war do we want more: Civil War 2 or Korean War 2?

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

chitoryu12 posted:

Which war do we want more: Civil War 2 or Korean War 2?

whynotbothgirl.gif

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

I read The Cleanest Race and remember racial purity being discussed in relation to, specifically, North Korea propaganda. I don't remember a tie-in to the south or actual culture.

Iirc, he argued that the central conceit of North Korea propaganda is that, "the Korean people are too pure blooded, and therefore too virtuous, to survive in an inherently evil world without a great paternal leader," hence the propaganda being bizarrely paternalistic with lots of references to the Korean people's mythic origins and the Kims' proximity thereto. And, again, I remember this being discussed in relation to the propaganda and what the (North Korean) state pushes.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Without a great *maternal leader.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
poo poo, right, hence the chest so broad he can warmly embrace three or four comrades at a time and so on.

Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006

He did discuss the (Imperial Japanese propaganda inspired) racial purity thing with regards to South Korea. Only to emphasize that the effects of it can still be observed to some degree in the South and that a not - insignificant number of people there legitimately believe it even in a connected society where evidence against it is readily available.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
whatever7 dunking on people in a second language is my favorite part of this thread

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


the idea that Stalin and Stalinism were actually right wing is a very old one and goes way beyond NK and Fatty Kim to the big dog himself

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Accretionist posted:

I read The Cleanest Race and remember racial purity being discussed in relation to, specifically, North Korea propaganda. I don't remember a tie-in to the south or actual culture.

Iirc, he argued that the central conceit of North Korea propaganda is that, "the Korean people are too pure blooded, and therefore too virtuous, to survive in an inherently evil world without a great paternal leader," hence the propaganda being bizarrely paternalistic with lots of references to the Korean people's mythic origins and the Kims' proximity thereto. And, again, I remember this being discussed in relation to the propaganda and what the (North Korean) state pushes.

I haven't read that (although at this point I guess I should) but was going off of this:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/28/opinion/28myers.html
Where he says stuff like

BR ''''''''''Korea Expert'''''''''' Myers posted:

In South Korea, however, the North’s human rights abuses are routinely shrugged off with reference to its supposedly superior nationalist credentials. One often hears, for example, the mistaken claim that Mr. Kim’s father, Kim Il-sung, purged his republic of former Japanese collaborators, in alleged contrast to the morally tainted South.
and I wonder who the hell he's been talking to because that flies in the face of like... literally every single Korean person I've ever met, ever.

To his credit, I guess, I do agree that there is an undercurrent of "Koreans are too virtuous and naive and so are able to be easily taken advantage of" in South Korean culture but I think you have to reach pretty loving far to pin it on "...because they think they're too pure-blooded" for South Koreans. I don't know if it's because he's spent too long nose-deep in NK propaganda that now everything is colored a certain way to him but I think it might do him well to talk to his students sometimes, or something.

Pentecoastal Elites fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Mar 19, 2017

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply