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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Marijuana robs you of your initiative. If I didn't smoke I would probably own several companies by now

don't blame weed for you being a lazy piece of poo poo

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
We've probably been set back a decade or two for full country legalization with Jefferson Sessions as our AG now.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Metapod posted:

don't blame weed for you being a lazy piece of poo poo
whoa there!!!!!

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Metapod posted:

don't blame weed for you being a lazy piece of poo poo

Lmao shots fired!

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Jesus would have got high and gambled on NFL Football.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Eli Wiggum posted:

whoa there!!!!!

Cool, you going to Costa. I just got back. You going Atlantic or Pacific side?

Just got back from Tanmirando.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

A Man and his dog posted:

Cool, you going to Costa. I just got back. You going Atlantic or Pacific side?

Just got back from Tanmirando.

Going again in May, staying again on the Pacific side but up further north in Puerto Carrillo. Can't wait - I love Costa Rica.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Just smoke so much it doesn't zap you of drive anymore. I do lots of poo poo high.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Just smoke so much it doesn't zap you of drive anymore. I do lots of poo poo high.

Same, but drunk

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Metapod posted:

don't blame weed for you being a lazy piece of poo poo

Would a lazy piece of poo poo be hand-crafting shrimp and scallion dumplings for his evening meal?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Would a lazy piece of poo poo be hand-crafting shrimp and scallion dumplings for his evening meal?

Tsak Sha momos, Thai spicy noodle soup, and some Vietnamese dipping sauce, bitches.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

This is the order:

1. Lift weights. Use iron barbells and plates to break your body down so it can be built back stronger and harder. After that?
2. Smoke weed. The finest sativa strain to relax and really get a mind-muscle connection with your sore, beaten down muscle. Now that your mind is right..
3. Cook delicious meal. Oyakodon? Do you have any idea how tasty that is and how fast it repairs your muscles??

I fully agree, except vaporize your sativa. Smoking is no bueno.

edit: THC is the reward for good boys who finish their workouts with extra sets

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I dont smoke weed because its the devils lettuce and a gate way to hard drugs.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Would a lazy piece of poo poo be hand-crafting shrimp and scallion dumplings for his evening meal?

i can't read this out loud without laughing

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Would a lazy piece of poo poo be hand-crafting shrimp and scallion dumplings for his evening meal?

Wow you can make the effort to make yourself dinner

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

BlindSite posted:

I dont smoke weed because its the devils lettuce and a gate way to hard drugs.


:lol:

Ok.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

SHOAH NUFF posted:

Would a lazy piece of poo poo be hand-crafting shrimp and scallion dumplings for his evening meal?

Can we blame weed for this post. DARE really wants to.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

BlindSite posted:

I dont smoke weed because its the devils lettuce and a gate way to hard drugs.

This is why I smoke it

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
It makes me want to nap so I don't smoke it

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

a neat cape posted:

Same, but drunk
How are you gonna be drunk everywhere but too scared to go to the gym? Go to the gym drunk, fool!

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Side note: high workouts own.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

BlindSite posted:

I dont smoke weed because its the devils lettuce and a gate way to hard drugs.

You haven't worked out until you've worked out on crank.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Chichevache posted:

You haven't worked out until you've worked out on crank.

I still have cans of the old school jack3d with the crystal meth analogue in it from when they took it off the market.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

No Irish Need Imply posted:

How are you gonna be drunk everywhere but too scared to go to the gym? Go to the gym drunk, fool!

I don't like other people staring at my disgusting pasty body

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



a neat cape posted:

I don't like other people staring at my disgusting pasty body

Only the biggest dickheads on the planet make fun of people working out at a gym.

But don't listen to me, listen to 1960's Charles Atlas and beat the poo poo out of those that would denigrate you.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Kalli posted:

Only the biggest dickheads on the planet make fun of people working out at a gym.
This.

They do it because they literally hate themselves and are looking for a way to raise their otherwise low self-esteems.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

a neat cape posted:

I don't like other people staring at my disgusting pasty body

That's why you wear a shirt.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
the older I get the better scotch and soda tastes

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Qwijib0 posted:

the older I get the better scotch and soda tastes

Same, but gin

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I've never seen anyone pick on anyone at the gym.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
The gym Planet Fitness picked on me. Apparently racking the smith machine too loudly is enough to trigger their Lunk Alarm. My membership lasted exactly 2 weeks, good times.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Thaddius the Large posted:

The gym Planet Fitness picked on me. Apparently racking the smith machine too loudly is enough to trigger their Lunk Alarm. My membership lasted exactly 2 weeks, good times.

Why would anyone choose to join that gym tho

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
people who say they're afraid of being picked on at the gym are just making excuses, sorry

nobody gives a poo poo about you or your dumb body. they won't say or do a drat thing unless your form is so bad you're gonna hurt yourself.


Edit: except planet poo pooness

ahahahahaha nailed it

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Ehud posted:

Why would anyone choose to join that gym tho

It was $10 a month and I'm a social worker who was fresh out of college. Now I can free-ride off my wife's salary afford it thanks to my health plan paying for a membership to a real gym.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

What do we think about Nick choosing Vanessa over Raven?

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Nicks a major squid. Dude just cries and blows.

Vanessa is maybe the hottest girl I've ever seen. I love short girls but she's too short for how hot she looks. I think NICK made the wrong choice but if it was me in his place I'm picking Vanessa every single time

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Nick: I'm going to miss you
Raven: I know


:cawg:

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Raven looked a lot better with the professional make up artists than when she does it herself. Way too much foundation. Girl!

And I wasn't even sure if Vanessa got her NAILS DONE when he proposed (but she did, thank god lol!)

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

russian chick was better

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
You should always make fun of people who curl at the squat rack. Deport those people, they're worse than ISIS.

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