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When has Bioware ever known how to talk to the media, Origins was "the new poo poo!!!!!" but also in articles they made it sound like Morrowind (???) and then it turned out to be none of those things.
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Hedrigall posted:I dunno, post gif in this thread so I can confirm I feel like you're trying to get me probated again...
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cdprojekt were cowards to cut when geralt got out of the bath tub in witcher 3's opening scene . will bioware show more courage?
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I will never play TW3 because I hate geralt too much. I'm curious to see what the cyberpunk game will be like though hopefully the protagonist wont be such garbage.
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Turbl posted:I will never play TW3 because I hate geralt too much. I'm curious to see what the cyberpunk game will be like though hopefully the protagonist wont be such garbage. the protagonist is you
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DoctorGonzo posted:the protagonist is you that's even worse!!!
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I'm the deuteragonist of this thread
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Well, you're definitely the protagonist when it comes time to talk about banging all the aliens and associated exogalactic animals. Hell, maybe somewhere on some planet there's a potted plant that's juuuust fluffy enough for you.DoctorGonzo posted:the protagonist is you So still a nonstarter for him. edit: 
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DoctorGonzo posted:So this game is a re skinned ME3. Hopefuly the story is good. Excuse me, it's 2017. This game has more mobility and crafting.
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FunkMonkey posted:He can probably have sex with it, at any rate. I think the fandom would, uh, take the lead in that relationship.
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The fandom is a power bottom I'll have you know
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The first two witcher games were such unbelievable garbage I stopped playing them both after a few hours, and frankly I don't think the third time is gonna be the charm. Cyberpunk could be good though, when it comes out in 60 years.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:by the way bioware was so hard to work with the Halo 4 writer left half way through So what you're saying is that we dodged a bullet
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:by the way bioware was so hard to work with the Halo 4 writer left half way through link??
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Hedrigall posted:Sorry to keep you waiting, fam. I went to sleep for 6 hours and this thread had like 300 new posts when I woke up. I'm just catching up now! Thank you. Unfortunately for you the ESRB rating did not mention any dicks so you're probably not going to see it.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:*noms ur hed* Me? Dr. Abysmal posted:Thank you. Unfortunately for you the ESRB rating did not mention any dicks so you're probably not going to see it. Hmm, troubling. Also you're welcome. Please let me know if I can provide any other information or opinion
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RatHat posted:The DLC stuff is way better than the Baron storyline IMO I have yet to finish the game I started it in december and completed Velen. Great story and I loved the writing of Witcher 3 compared to Mass Effect and Fallout. Then I went to Novigrad and lost interest as trying to find whatshisface. I used that and Andromeda as an excuse to order a 1080 Ti. I'm waiting for my 1080 Ti to arrive to finish it so I can actually play it maxed out on 1440p. In other news, I just signed up for Origin Access for the early access + 10 percent off Andromeda. I've probably made a big mistake preordering, but if the multiplayer is as anything like ME3, then it's worth the money. edit: fired it up again and going through some old saves. man valen was pretty hosed up with the witches, romeo and Juliet storyline etc Rabid Snake fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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Moola posted:link?? You gotta read between the lines a little, but it's pretty damning stuff. https://twitter.com/schlerf/status/699403211266916352 https://twitter.com/schlerf/status/699403331333033984
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:it's okay to be racist if you make bad games and use "being progressive" as a smokescreen! iron bull the big progressive buff man who likes to gently caress
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Rabid Snake posted:I've probably made a big mistake preordering, but if the multiplayer is as anything like ME3, then it's worth the money. It would be worth the same amount of money if you bought it after it had been released and confirmed to be good/bad/broken but now you've just gambled with that money for no good reason. I don't understand you or people like you. Even if the money is nothing to you it's still, just, why? It hurts my brain trying to understand why people do this.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:It would be worth the same amount of money if you bought it after it had been released and confirmed to be good/bad/broken but now you've just gambled with that money for no good reason. I don't understand you or people like you. Even if the money is nothing to you it's still, just, why? It comes with extras and if you have Amazon Prime, you got a discount too. I saved money and don't have to drive to a store, so it works out to me.
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By bonuses do you mean a couple of textures for like $20? E:Oh ok, that's the difference between standard and deluxe editions. Pre-order gets you a suit of armor and some multiplayer xp boosters. Which won't mean gently caress all if the game isn't good and very little if it is. Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Mar 14, 2017 |
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It was also discounted on Amazon Prime, so with that and a gift card I had I bought this for less than $30 and it's being shipped to my house.
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www.masseffect.com/news/mass-effect-game-editions posted:After 600 years, Ark Hyperion will conclude its long journey from the Milky Way to Andromeda to find humanity a new home. As you make your final calibrations in preparation for your arrival in Andromeda, here’s everything you need to know about the different ways you can play Mass Effect™: Andromeda. The bolded bit is new.
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marshmallow creep posted:The bolded bit is new. Gonna be a gimp suit.
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quote:The complaining about the female Ryder is getting old. I think it's obvious at this point tat they've put more attention on the male version because their stats showed most people played male Shepard in ME3. So yeah it's rough and awkward but it's one of the few games where it gives you an option. Considering the amount of voice acting and animation in the game it's nice of them to be progressive.
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Rabid Snake posted:I have yet to finish the game I liked everything about witcher 3 but the gameplay and the trend where the game kinda got over geralt's head and eventually he just wasn't very useful to the plot. It was just, was he a good dad to ciri or not. It's weird playing someone less relevant to the plot like that. I don't know if it's a good kind of weird. But overall I got really tired of the combat and finished the game on youtube. The writing is great though and significantly better than the first two, where they really had to hammer in the factions and that the witcher really is just a neutral dude and he's cool and badass for it. I will say the fact that you see tons and tons of tits but never a penis in sight tells you a lot about Polish sexual mores.
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Admiral Ray posted:Gonna be a gimp suit. Gonna be that neon green track suit from upthread 
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So check this out this take I can't wait for the MEA sex scenes because I wanna know what it looks like for two people with lifeless dead eyes and botox face to bang
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Phi230 posted:So check this out this take That Black Mirror episode with the grain has this and it's hosed up.
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