Lazrin posted:

witness the depth of the desperation of a stunted goon for whom star citizen just *can't* work out... his life is validated only upon it's failure.

pathetic

you've seen the gdc page, right?

https://aws.amazon.com/lumberyard/gdc2017/


you've seen the oversized area star citizen had at the lumberyard booth at gdc, right?

Beet Wagon posted:

Better than the Boned Zone probably, since I assume that involve Chris Roberts making tender love to your wallet while you're forced to watch with those weird eyeball things from A Clockwork Orange

Good Dumplings posted:

poo poo, I hope those volunteers got paid. I didn't even think about that at the time

Beet Wagon posted:

Better than the Boned Zone probably, since I assume that involve Chris Roberts making tender love to your wallet while you're forced to watch with those weird eyeball things from A Clockwork Orange

Warhawk109 posted:

Hi everyone! I'm the whale that said he was getting the hell out in the let's talk 3.0 thread. I'm in the process of getting my refund now. Can't wait to be on the outside watching this house of cards fall apart!

Warhawk109 posted:

That was 1250. Total amount was over 4100, some of that physical goods and subscriptions, total pledged was about 3300. So yeah there's a fair amount I won't get back in the refund, I'll make some of it back in the currency exchange back to CAD (since most of my pledges were before CAD took a dive).

Beet Wagon posted:

Hey remember when you couldn't fly your spaceships but the devs spent time and effort making a fishtank for you to look at?

Lazrin posted:

i'll go back to lurking now, sorry to bother you all. sometimes the stupid is just too much to take.

Beet Wagon posted:

Better than the Boned Zone probably, since I assume that involve Chris Roberts making tender love to your wallet while you're forced to watch with those weird eyeball things from A Clockwork Orange

XK posted:

My fishtank is floating around in the top of my hangar.

HALP!!!

The defenders are coming out of the woodwork. Something is going on. All of your spidey senses should be tingling.

peter gabriel posted:

Here we go, to adventure!

Beet Wagon posted:

lol according to BoredGamer the Idris is finished. Can't wait for them to try and load one into the PU

MeLKoR posted:

Hello friend. If I could have a couple of minutes of your time I'd like to talk to you about the sickening and heartbreaking truths.

AP posted:

Star Citizen Patch V0.9.1 SEPTEMBER 30TH 2014

KNOWN ISSUES
Idris’s that spawn in hangar are currently invisible and have no collision

Beet Wagon posted:

DANCEY CAT NO YOU'LL GET SO MAD

AP posted:

Star Citizen Patch V0.9.1 SEPTEMBER 30TH 2014

KNOWN ISSUES
Idris’s that spawn in hangar are currently invisible and have no collision

peter gabriel posted:

Here we go, to adventure!

peter gabriel posted:

Games that are food, you've got:

No Man's Pie
Flan Turismo

There are probably others but those are the main two as I see it

XK posted:

AP, what was the emote that made people go through walls 100%. I know I saw it in one of your posts.


New video new video new video please please please

Warhawk109 posted:

BeigeJacket posted:

Can someone explain to me, in very simple idiot terms, what exactly causes all the clipping, walking thru walls, etc in the clips you guys post?

Warhawk109 posted:

That was 1250. Total amount was over 4100, some of that physical goods and subscriptions, total pledged was about 3300. So yeah there's a fair amount I won't get back in the refund, I'll make some of it back in the currency exchange back to CAD (since most of my pledges were before CAD took a dive).

Richie Stardust posted:

Master of Onion

XK posted:

AP, what was the emote that made people go through walls 100%. I know I saw it in one of your posts.

Beet Wagon posted:

In any case, yeah someone post Stimpire.txt for the new guy lmao

quote:

In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.

Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will.

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps.

Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.

All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever.

Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed.

Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable.

Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average.

Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule.

Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed.

The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.

Beet Wagon posted:

Just a friendly heads up but memes aren't usually as welcome here as they are on reddit. We have a lot of people here who weren't SA posters before the Star Citizen thread (myself included) so we get a lot of crossover, but if someone comes and calls you a shitbird or whatever that's why.

In any case, yeah someone post Stimpire.txt for the new guy lmao

AP posted:

You can get subscriptions refunded but you have to push them hard for it. You get in-"game" items as part of the subscription and they'll want to close your account which denies you access to them, also they promised badges and pirate stuff for subscriptions that they either never delivered or delivered late.

XK posted:

AP, what was the emote that made people go through walls 100%. I know I saw it in one of your posts.