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quote:I was a middle school bully. I along with a group of friends I used to hang out with picked on one kid in particular (I’ll call Ricky) for being weird/eccentric/flamboyant. To us the harassment was a joke, but to Ricky the pain we inflicted was real enough to lead him to hang himself. quote:My wife and I faked a miscarriage in order to get family sympathy, money, and time off work. That was 5 years ago and it's still the smartest thing we ever did, but we both realize it's not technically a "good thing to do" or whatever.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 14:50 |
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Ricky killer, have you tried talking to his parents, telling them all this, and explaining to them how much you regret your actions? They're probably not going to forgive you but they may appreciate the fact that their son's death had a profound impact on you. Fake miscarriage guy, go gently caress yourself.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:25 |
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Yeah Ricky guy, talking to anyone will probably help you out a lot, but if you do want to speak to his parents you better be ready to be thrown the gently caress out of their house or to get screamed at and called out for being a horrible person to their son. That's a big ugly door you better be mentally prepared to open, and I don't think you are yet. Miscarriage guy, I'm a pretty lovely person and don't much care about lovely things other people do or have done, but that may be the single sickest loving thing I've ever heard of a couple doing to their friends and family. Not much more to say than that.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:48 |
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I've been called out for spamming the button before, but Ricky killer has some loving demons and he should probably talk to a therapist about them before he tries talking to Ricky's parents.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 15:55 |
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I confess that I hate the word "fesh". I loathe it. It's revolting. It sounds like some sort of disgusting cutesy poo baby talk contraction of the word "fetish" that those ~cummies~ people would use, and it turns my stomach.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:04 |
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Your lies will catch up to you eventually miscarriage goon. You will never be able to convincingly pull off acting like a guy who really went through something like that forever and someone will notice. I guess they can never prove it, but when something tragic really does happen, don't be surprised if people are a little more cautious with their support.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:14 |
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I don't think ricky goon should talk to that guys parents actually, at least not just like that. You also have to consider what would be good for them. It's been quite a few years already and they might have reached a somewhat normal life state again, having this stranger show up at their house out of nowhere might tear open some very ugly old wounds and throw them back. He should talk to a therapist. I don't actually believe that advice is always good because therapist aren't magic bullets that just somehow fix every issue you have by talking, but this seems to be a very targeted thing to work at which a therapist can be very helpful for. I don't really think he has dealt with it at all.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:26 |
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Hey school bully, do you realize that karma HAS, in fact, caught up to you? Get better man, do therapy or something. Thing is, life, existence, is meaningless and pointless anyway, NO ONE has earned anything they have, just acquired it. Most just don't have to compensate for being a horrible human being early in life. But you can, and should get better, for your sake (despite everything you deserve to live and be happy) and because it will make the world a better place. E: this VVVVVV Dawncloack fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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Police Automaton posted:I don't think ricky goon should talk to that guys parents actually, at least not just like that. You also have to consider what would be good for them. Seriously. They've probably long since dealt with his death in their own way and saying "hey I drove him to kill himself" will just re-open their wounds and they'll have to go through it all over again. They already know something drove him to kill himself. Knowing who did it won't help them and they owe no forgiveness to you even though technically you were just a kid too and obviously didn't intend for it to go that far. Confess it to your priest or something if you have to, but leave the parents alone.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Your lies will catch up to you eventually miscarriage goon. You will never be able to convincingly pull off acting like a guy who really went through something like that forever and someone will notice. I guess they can never prove it, but when something tragic really does happen, don't be surprised if people are a little more cautious with their support. A lot of first pregnancies end in miscarriages. Every woman in my family has had one, and a lot of my friends have as well and after a couple of weeks or months they were all back to normal, as far as I could tell. I don't think they'll ever "get caught" since no one would call anyone out for something like that with out 100% having proof. The reeal problem is that they did it in the first place and don't seem to see it as that big of a deal. It makes me worry a little about the upbrining they would give to a child if they actually had one.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:32 |
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I guess I was assuming it was a very late term miscarriage which I think people get more upset about long-term. It's like the dead grandma thing for getting out college exams - once you use it once, if you ever need to use the excuse for real later people are going to be a lot more skeptical about it.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 16:52 |
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do you ever think about Rocky when you are jerkin it? I bet you think about him while you jerk it
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:13 |
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Nooner posted:do you ever think about Rocky when you are jerkin it? I bet you think about him while you jerk it The typo makes this sound like an accusation of Stallone fetishism out of nowhere
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loquacius posted:The typo makes this sound like an accusation of Stallone fetishism out of nowhere That's a very serious accusation to make.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 17:21 |
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quote:My entire adult life is based upon getting revenge on one person, and I am extremely close to finally reaching that goal. quote:I went to a gay bar and pretended to be gay (tight jeans, unbuttoned the top button on my shirt, combed my hair) hoping to get free drinks. It didn't happen and all I learned was that gay men, much like females, can be very judgmental and it's really easy to get marginalized just because you don't have a 6 pack or a 9 inch dick. I chuckled at this
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:19 |
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the true #pizzagate
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:32 |
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Once again a fake confession flew too close to the sun. All he'd have to do is tell the police, who would probably know it was intentionally started, who the last person in was. I also like the idea that unbuttoning the top button of your shirt is considered gay by some goon out there.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Once again a fake confession flew too close to the sun. All he'd have to do is tell the police, who would probably know it was intentionally started, who the last person in was. Put that poo poo away dude, I don't wanna see the lower part of your neck!
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:40 |
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I wore my shirt in a standard way and practiced basic hygiene on my lovely haircut, why are these gay guys not showering me in free $20 cocktails
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 18:42 |
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therattle posted:That's a very serious accusation to make. Given the option of Dolph Lundgren in the same franchise, I strongly agree. yeah I eat rear end posted:I also like the idea that unbuttoning the top button of your shirt is considered gay by some goon out there. Or combing your hair lol ReidRansom fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Mar 13, 2017 |
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ReidRansom posted:Or combing your hair lol im... gay?
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:29 |
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Aren't you supposed to leave the top button unbuttoned unless you are wearing a tie???
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:30 |
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Baronjutter posted:Aren't you supposed to leave the top button unbuttoned unless you are wearing a tie??? Only when you're out looking for that good dick
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 19:50 |
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Baronjutter posted:Aren't you supposed to leave the top button unbuttoned unless you are wearing a tie??? Nice try! The Straight Guy Club secrets can't be found out that easily.
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Tweedledum posted:I was relentlessly bullied in high school. My last name was Lichten, he decided to call me "lick dick" one random day Hahaha you tell us your last name and then confess to committing arson, way to go moron. (at least you would be a moron if this were true) Tweedledee posted:I went to a gay bar and pretended to be gay (tight jeans, unbuttoned the top button on my shirt, combed my hair) hoping to get free drinks. Try going to a sports bar wearing a football jersey, that will get you free drinks all night long.
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# ? Mar 13, 2017 21:28 |
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Gynovore posted:Try going to a sports bar wearing a football jersey, that will get you free drinks all night long. In a pinch you could try wearing a hockey sweater, but that's really hit or miss.
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Gynovore posted:Hahaha you tell us your last name and then confess to committing arson, way to go moron. (at least you would be a moron if this were true) I was assuming it wasnt really Lichten and was something else like "Aszburghler".
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sout posted:im... gay? I tend leave the top button undone as well. Oh... also put pomade in my hair. I guess I'm outed as well. What about liking dance musik? How gay is the average goon?
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 01:24 |
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loquacius posted:Revenge pizza goon Not believable. Please try harder next time.
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 01:54 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I guess I was assuming it was a very late term miscarriage which I think people get more upset about long-term. i knew someone in college who used "i had a heart attack" as an excuse to get out of class for a while. tbf he was really really fat
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 02:32 |
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Tbf if I had survived a heart attack, I'd be pulling the Fred Sanford special all the time. This is it! This is the big one!
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 02:41 |
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quote:I'm about 15 months away from a revolution that is going to change the world forever. I will finally be able to rid the world of the annoying "feature" known as emotion. quote:One night I looked out my window and, no fooling, saw Hulk Hogan sitting in my tree. He started curling a finger, beckoning me to come outside. I was about to open the window - I was 8 and the biggest Hulkamaniac I knew, after all. But as touched the handle, the moon came out from behind a cloud. Man, Hulk Hogan is into some pretty weird pranks
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 02:58 |
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The autism one went on too long. Spectrum folks don't make for creative writing experts, though that really is a mark in their favor. Review the saga of the autist who had to get weighed in a pool with his sister, and how she put her hair back in a fake ponytail, to learn more.
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 03:03 |
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Okay those ones are pretty loving good, the first one expecially for combining so many conspiracy theories with The Joker
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 03:04 |
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some people call me Maurice
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 03:21 |
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Sjs00 posted:some people call me Maurice braaaaap broowwwwww
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 03:26 |
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Revenge 'feshes are my favourite, never stop.
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 03:52 |
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poopnanners posted:How is this unbelievable? I should say that it's not impossible or that various circumstances couldn't conspire to create the scenario as described, but having seen serious sacks of poo poo at low points in their lives stumble from job to job, there seems to me that there's something missing between "got suspected of doing drugs so I got fired" and "I bribed a government official for a visa because of my overstay" and then to "I went home and got clean". First, I've literally employed people at schools who were drug users and showed up drunk or high as a kite and the schools either didn't notice or chose not to notice. You have to do something really flagrant to get called out on being drunk or high out here. It's going to depend on the country and prestige of the school of course, but I would say in general drug education focuses on "drugs are bad and will kill you" and not "these are the signs to look for". See Taiwan's recent "Ketamine one time, adult diapers for the rest of your life" campaign. I have my doubts that people at a school could see a gangrenous arm and recognize it for what it was and not assume that the eccentric foreigner just hadn't caught some funny disease because of his poor diet. Before you ask, yes when I noticed a teacher was behaving this way, I did send them home, but given that I was managing forty schools I couldn't be everywhere at the same time and while my lead teachers would sometimes report them, not once did a local school call me to complain. The only complaint I ever got was from an apartment complex when one of my teachers poo poo in front of the taxi stand when none of the drivers would go and get drugs for him. I should also note that sending them home didn't mean they were fired. It was usually easier for us to give a guy a warning or to switch what school he was placed at than to fire him because there just aren't enough teachers to fulfill contracts. And this is more or less common across the region. Second, when we talk about corruption, we're generally not talking about finding the one immigration officer willing to take a bribe. It typically runs much deeper than that. Depending on when and where this confession is set, different immigration offices or border crossings are or were known for being easier to get through or to get the stamps you need. Notoriously there was a bar in Bangkok at one point where you'd go in, sit at a table, and slide your passport and cash across to the "fixer" sitting there and then a week later you'd get your passport back with all the proper stamps in it, no questions asked. But this kind of cultural attitude towards bending rules doesn't stop at immigration. It runs through basically everything. So for a school to suddenly notice strange marks on his hand or arm, to connect it to what it meant, and then to go and fire him doesn't seem to fit to me. That isn't to say that it couldn't happen or that teachers never get fired, but in all honesty it would be more believable to me if it said, "Because of my drug habit, I was missing a lot of classes and the school reluctantly fired me after several warnings." Third, we have the "going to jail because of the visa problem" part of the confession. Again, this all depends on where the story is set, which was conspicuously absent given the anonymous nature of it, and precisely when. Regulations and enforcement of regulations wax and wane with regularity out here, but typically a visa overstay doesn't result in jail time. Best case scenario, you're fined for the overstay and deported at your own expense with a usually temporary return ban. It doesn't make sense to jail you because ultimately the country doesn't want you there and doesn't want to pay to keep you alive. Worst case scenario, you are placed in a detainment center with other illegals until such a time that you can pay your fine and buy a ticket out. So this guy may have been in that situation, but he says right away that his friend gave him the money for a ticket, so it's doubtful he wouldn't have been able to cover the cost of an overstay fine, which is itself probably not that much more expensive than the bribe he'd have had to have paid to get the falsified stamps. More circumstantially, most schools require you to wear long sleeves year round, so the chances of intravenous drug use being noticed is low. Lots of teachers wear bandages on their hands to hide tattoos, so if he was looking for veins there, it wouldn't have been out of the question for him to mask it and get away with it if that's what he really wanted to do. But I'm not a drug user and I don't think like one, so who knows what was going through the guy's head. In short, I think the confession is plausible and it's possible he cut out a lot of fat to get to the point and all of my admittedly minor nitpicks are addressed in some form or another. But in total they added up to me to look more like a creative writing project about the redemption of a drug user than an actual factual accounting of someone's low point, especially when the last part of the confession is about him getting a vague amazing job and hiding getting clean from opiods from his parents while visiting them.
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 05:37 |
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I'm OK with autism goon's plan for a world without emotion if it means we get a world like Equilibrium and I can learn some sick gun kata moves.
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# ? Mar 14, 2017 05:46 |
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A shorter way to put this: if it was the kind of country where drug use would have been noticed and he would have been fired immediately for it, the odds of him being able to bribe his way through a visa overstay are much lower.
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