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Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

RottenK posted:

why are people so mad about the new blue girl

i tried to google it but every discussion that comes up is just idiots spamming gibberish about "SJWs"

She's ugly and Asaris are supposed to be an aesthetically pleasing race

It's literally part of their history and culture

Also nerds complain about everything so

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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

RottenK posted:

why are people so mad about the new blue girl

i tried to google it but every discussion that comes up is just idiots spamming gibberish about "SJWs"

As a 16-30 white male I am entitled to fuckable alien life forms.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
if i wanted to bang uggos i'd just pay a visit to your mom

e: not play space game

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

RottenK posted:

why are people so mad about the new blue girl

i tried to google it but every discussion that comes up is just idiots spamming gibberish about "SJWs"

Man jaw, fears of lock jaw, cause fearful jawing among men.

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

Pawl posted:

She's ugly and Asaris are supposed to be an aesthetically pleasing race

It's literally part of their history and culture

Also nerds complain about everything so


How does bioware expect me to masturbate

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Is GMG's discount applicable towards the PC deluxe edition? I like getting the soundtrack (... and the space monkey), but an extra $22 for just that and some skins doesn't seem worth it when the normal edition is $48 on Amazon and GMG.

I honestly do regret not getting the Inquisitor's edition of DA: I but that had actual cool physical stuff in it, while this has a space monkey and some virtual hats.

Hedrigall posted:

I ordered the ME: Andromeda special loot crate because I have more dollars than cents

https://www.lootcrate.com/crate/mass-effect-andromeda-crate/

I hope it comes with a limited edition angara dildo

There's no way to know what's in this beforehand right?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Pawl posted:

She's ugly and Asaris are supposed to be an aesthetically pleasing race

It's literally part of their history and culture

Also nerds complain about everything so

Replacement Liara isn't ugly she just has bad facial animations.

Which is still a step above Liara's zero facial animations.

I guess her choice of eye makeup is bad though. *uses large paintbrush to apply eyeliner without mirror*

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


DancingShade posted:

Replacement Liara isn't ugly she just has bad facial animations.

Which is still a step above Liara's zero facial animations.

I guess her choice of eye makeup is bad though. *uses large paintbrush to apply eyeliner without mirror*

I thought the coloring around Peebee's eyes was a birthmark?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Nichael posted:

I thought the coloring around Peebee's eyes was a birthmark?

That sure is what she tells everyone.

According to lore, Krogan semen has a darkish color.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

I don't want to gently caress her so she must be a disgusting whore, classic.

Keep it up guys.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Arglebargle III posted:

I don't want to gently caress her

I didn't say that.

Arglebargle III posted:

she must be a disgusting whore

I didn't say that either.

After all, everyone has a fetish and it's OK.

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

Arglebargle III posted:

I don't want to gently caress her so she must be a disgusting whore, classic.

Keep it up guys.

If the game allows I will play male Ryder as an incel

A seething hatred of Chad Shepard motivating all his interactions with women

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Nichael posted:

I thought the coloring around Peebee's eyes was a birthmark?



If by Birthmark you mean Dragon Age Origins era New poo poo blood smear on face, then maybe?

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

Pawl posted:

She's ugly and Asaris are supposed to be an aesthetically pleasing race

It's literally part of their history and culture

Also nerds complain about everything so

but there was a manly asari in the second one and no one cared

also her face looks ok to me

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Arglebargle III posted:

I don't want to gently caress her so she must be a disgusting whore, classic.

Keep it up guys.

She's maybe a 7 or 8 and I only care about 9s or higher.

*Breathes heavily, sweats while eating sixth bag of doritos today*

*Goes back to playing with my little ponies in semi darkened room covered in anime waifu posters*

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

It would be worth the same amount of money if you bought it after it had been released and confirmed to be good/bad/broken but now you've just gambled with that money for no good reason. I don't understand you or people like you. Even if the money is nothing to you it's still, just, why?

It hurts my brain trying to understand why people do this.

Well, first of all you do get extra content for preordering and also get to play the game earlier

Secondly, there is a 0% chance that I wouldn't buy this game so i might as well capitalize on above mentioned extra content. Unlike most people in this thread I've enjoyed all the Mass effects a lot and consider it to be one of the best gaming franchises ever made... so ME4, just from what I've seen in trailers, is already worth the money to me

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

thosse angarans bods; goddamn

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE
i remember when i was still reading 4chan sometimes and people there were going into raging fits about the archer elf from Inquisition and then i played the game and she was kinda annoying and had bad jokes, but not some feminazi megasatan that the hate circlejerk made her out to be

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE
also i rode the bull

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE
and it was good

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


I don't know anything about Peebee except that her name sounds dumb and that her face tattoo thingy also looks dumb.



Also, Sera is awful


and inquisition is bad

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

No gear? :sigh:

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Aren't you just seeing the Consumables part of the inventory? LB and RB send you to the gun/armor and whatever else is up there.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

No idea whether it's in the game or not but it shouldn't be in the Consumable section anyway.

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
Replaying ME3 but with DLC this time

Javik owns

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

RottenK posted:

i remember when i was still reading 4chan sometimes and people there were going into raging fits about the archer elf from Inquisition and then i played the game and she was kinda annoying and had bad jokes, but not some feminazi megasatan that the hate circlejerk made her out to be

internet hiveminds are a powerful thing

Once the hateball gets rolling people always take things too far... Especially people with no strong opinions of their own who just start echoing other peoples opinions until the echo gets so loud it's just a bunch of retarded monkey noise

*checks notebook*

Oh and, gamers are the worst

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Pawl posted:

Replaying ME3 but with DLC this time

Javik owns

He's got some great stuff on Thessia in particular.

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot

Doctor Spaceman posted:

No idea whether it's in the game or not but it shouldn't be in the Consumable section anyway.

Peebee thought her gun was consumable, got hungry, aimed the barrel at her mouth, it all makes sense.

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

RottenK posted:

i remember when i was still reading 4chan sometimes and people there were going into raging fits about the archer elf from Inquisition and then i played the game and she was kinda annoying and had bad jokes, but not some feminazi megasatan that the hate circlejerk made her out to be

she was a big mess of stupid writing who i would've been OK with putting to the sword with the rest of the hundreds of people you murder in that game but she didn't stir any deep feelings in anyone sane that i've talked to, no

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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The emo ghostboy was way worse than Seras monkeycheese

At least i could sit on a roof and have a chat with sera about cookies or whatever

Ghostboy was just garbage

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE
ghostboy needed more dialogue but otherwise seemed inoffensive to me

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat
Cole teh ghostboy was the worst teammate in DAInq. Just bland and dumb as gently caress, with an interesting candy coating.

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.
I honestly forgot he was in the game for the longest time, until the end when he was all "lol, ok we're done so I'm going to go." And I just went "Who are you again?"

So I guess he really was a ghost.

Edit: But Sera and Dorian never left my party.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Sera is a big reason why I've bounced off Inquisition 3x in a row. "I took their britches, isn't that funny lmao"
I thought pants jokes were funny 9 years ago and now I'm saddled with this username for life so I'm maybe a bit bitter.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Magical children who are actually 1,000 year old spirits or w/e is the worst trope in anime and also the worst character in Inquisition. All of Cole's dialogue reads like magnetic poetry and is supremely ungood, worst thing about that game by far.

Vickers
Apr 6, 2005
Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
Weird question not sure if it's been asked before:

Gonna pick this up on the Xbox, I have EA Access there; will the Pathfinder helmet already be attached to the preview we get Thursday?

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


I had to google Cole because I didn't remember that he existed.

I guess he was indeed a character in the game.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

PureRok posted:



Edit: But Sera and Dorian never left my party.

uh

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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Can we become austrillians to play it early?

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