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Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
I know it's ingrained so deep in various cultures and religion but i'm constantly wondering "when are these people going to get over these asinine rules that put on themselves??"

Just grow some loving balls and stop listening to your parents

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

http://i.imgur.com/DvhAliO.gifv

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:


Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


it gets even worse when you realize there's like 100 million men coming of age in a few years that won't be able to get any ever due to gender based abortions. India is so hosed lol.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
your boob



Bobby Jindal is a loving fucktard

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007


He may not be gay, but his stubble/haircut definitely is.

Also, lol, what are her boobs even doing there? There are ten-year-old webcomics better drawn than this.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://twitter.com/HotBoy11176250/status/832995729094410240

https://twitter.com/Adityak1696396/status/833577757871308801

https://twitter.com/rajabis29885743/status/833619089365069824

call me crazy but that guy may not be the real Sharon Lee

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Once you go bhabhi, you never go Punjabi.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene




Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Someday there will be a reverse internet scam where westerners trick indian men into purchasing $300 bhabhi packages on popups

"okay sir you see? it says here hot bhabhis want to fuk yor dikk but you must pay"

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Jaya Rani being a gentleman.

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky

Justin Tyme posted:

Someday there will be a reverse internet scam where westerners trick indian men into purchasing $300 bhabhi packages on popups

"okay sir you see? it says here hot bhabhis want to fuk yor dikk but you must pay"

Pretty sure that Indians are the only people who fall for sex chat bot scams.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


etalian
Mar 20, 2006

this thread is doing the needful

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die


This dude got the lust for bhabhi balls

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Ajay is the brother I never had.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

facuk you right in the pussay

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Bhabhi Jindal

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

General Dog posted:

Bhabhi Jindal

:golfclap:

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

I sex you I exorcise the vagin I cast out the tit in the name of Christ

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Bobby Jindal looks like he pays his wife for sex because that's all he knows.

spathi-wa
Sep 8, 2005
hu hu hu ^_^
Lipstick Apathy
ask me about loving in India

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what have you hosed in india

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

nawcom posted:

Indians discriminate based on skin tone just like the rest of the world - they see fairer, lighter skin as better. Sad but true

this is weirdly upside down in pakistan since they racially profile the light skinned tribals and treat them like poo poo

but at the same time they're weirdly enviously of them which is why poo poo like this goes viral

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-37704029

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Haier posted:

Summarized:

A culture where boys and girls are usually not supposed to be friends or talk (outside of a classroom) and dating and "love marriages" are still shockingly new (outside of some areas of certain cities or in movies). Even though younger people want to have a relationship or even get a kiss, it's very, very difficult. Every older woman in the neighborhood knows each other and gossip will affect everyone. They gossip so drat much about everyone else, for any reason. I told my friends about a riced up car I saw in the area and they immediately knew who he was, how he got the money for that car, where he worked, and how "low class" he was, without ever actually meeting the guy. They heard about him from like 90 other people in a chain of whispers. Try dating a girl when that kind of poo poo happens.

Hotels won't rent to unmarried couples, and even some areas married couples need to show marriage license, or have a child or relative with them to prove they are not being illicit. Many hotels also won't rent to single women because it's an easy trick for a single guy to also rent a room a few hours later and then the couple can meet. Sure, you could bribe someone, but most young people don't have that kind of cash. Basically, unmarried couples have nowhere to gently caress, so they don't gently caress unless one of their friends is willing to let them use their house for it. This doesn't apply to non-Indian couples though, nobody cares about them or what they do as long as it's not in everyone else's business.

Imagine being a 25/30-year-old man and you never had a chance to get past hand holding, which might even be too serious for some couples. You have had zero interaction with women outside of your family. Because it's futile to ever ask a girl on a date (if you lived outside of those areas in large cities where it's possible), you just sit around jerking it all day to foreign porn. The lovely movies in your country tell you how awesome love and marriage is, but they leave out the part where the guy who lived at home until 28 suddenly gets married and talks to a woman for the first time in his life and sees them as some sort of wildly different species that are made for sex and food.
You watched a lot of foreign porn and seen how down to gently caress all those other ethnicities are, and the Hollywood movies and TV shows seem to back up the idea of casual sex, so you just assume all the women outside your country are willing to gently caress anyone and all the time as much your horny virgin self is.
Some guys are beyond frustrated, other's just settle into a zone of indifference.

And many other factors. The weird anti-sex and couples thing supposedly is a recent happening (in the past few hundred years), as India was not always so drat spergy about boys and girls. Some blame the Muslims, others blame this or that, but LOL at all of it right now. Sure, it's possible to go major cities and see young people or college kids together in public, but that's just because it's a secret thing and their families are 400km away and can't get on their case about "ruining" their lives. It would never fly back in their hometowns.

My best friend in India is 28 year old dude virgin with an older also-virgin brother. All their friends are virgins. There was one guy was like a superstar blowing minds by banging like 4 women during his 6 years at university. Other dudes couldn't even fathom how he was able to pull it off.

Meanwhile, there's a beach in Mumbai where people make out under blankets because there's nowhere else to go:



Strangely, one of the very popular things (at least before), was horrendous erotica written by horny dudes for horny dudes to read on their phones. They usually featured stories about sexy/fat huge-boobed bhabhis (aunties), since it would never raise suspicion why she was coming into the house. I think much of it was incestual. It would read very much like this, but with a very Indian flare and random local words thrown in:



Lol-worthy yet educational

Hindu guys are so hosed (unlike their women lol)

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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General Dog posted:

Bhabhi Jindal

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
Just thought I'd help since I noticed they mix with English the following terms:
lund= dick
chut= pussy

Hope this increases everyone's enjoyment!

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Scornful Sexbot posted:

Just thought I'd help since I noticed they mix with English the following terms:
lund= dick
chut= pussy

Hope this increases everyone's enjoyment!

Gonna start using the term "lundhead" now. Thanks.

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

She's had enough of his bhabhi soliciting

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

lmao

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

DynamiteSurprise posted:


She's had enough of his bhabhi soliciting

John Wayne Bhabhit

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Rasta_Al posted:

John Wayne Bhabhit

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Scornful Sexbot posted:

Just thought I'd help since I noticed they mix with English the following terms:
lund= dick
chut= pussy

Hope this increases everyone's enjoyment!

what a beautiful language

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Wamdoodle posted:

Gonna start using the term "lundhead" now. Thanks.

u r lundhead :classiclol:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Rasta_Al posted:

John Wayne Bhabhit

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Scornful Sexbot posted:

Just thought I'd help since I noticed they mix with English the following terms:
lund= dick
chut= pussy

Hope this increases everyone's enjoyment!

Love me that chutney.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Rasta_Al posted:

John Wayne Bhabhit

gently caress

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