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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Jerry Cotton posted:

Reminds me of the time when someone thought they won't bother following procedure, which is to always lower yourself before moving the lift, and tried to drive it while up in the air. Too bad he forgot to switch the controls from height to movement and crushed himself against the beam he was working on.

Every drat safety procedure we have is because someone died or got their legs chopped off and still loving kids* are all "why should I do that why should I do that you're not my real dad" even though they've done the same training so they should know bloody well why.

*) Some of whom are over 30.

The old guys are always the worst. OSHA has been tightening up on their standards as the decades go on, most prominently setting a November 10th deadline this year for employers to be able to prove that their crane operators are qualified. This is the main reason we've been getting so much business on certifying that we're almost too swamped to keep up even with a doubling of our staff: everyone is rushing to get certified at the last minute to make sure their sites don't get shut down.

But because of that, you've got a lot of career operators who have been running cranes for 20 or 30 years getting pissed about being told what to do. They usually got their start informally, like their dad getting them a job as an oiler or helping rig up loads, and just sort of drifted into heavy equipment operation back when there was much less regulation and less checking to see if the operators were actually qualified or if they were just random rednecks who got 5 minutes of instruction and then told to crank it up.

Now these same operators are being kicked off job sites for not being able to prove their qualification, and they come into classrooms for training or call us to get certified grumpy and grumbling about how they know just as much or more than the instructors and subject matter experts who created our exams. They're often decent to excellent operators and can pass a practical without difficulty, but some of them have never even seen a load chart (let alone tried to calculate a safe lift with one) and struggle with basic math and literacy. They learned everything about crane operation by the seat of their pants and think they know all it takes to do the job.

I had one guy in his 70s rant at me for ages over the phone when he was trying to get certified. He had been an operator for over 40 years, so he felt that it was his duty to question every single requirement for certification and every policy that I had to follow to get him set up. He even tried to claim that he was already certified, only to walk it back to saying he had gotten some (probably non-existent) license in Puerto Rico where one of the tests involved lifting a heavy load until the crane started to tip so they could see if you would panic and let the crane fall over.

He ended up never showing for his practical exam. He might be dead for all I know.

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pookerbug
Jan 21, 2006

the vitreous humourist

Nenonen posted:

Mass transit takes a different meaning in Russia:


In Mother Russia, mass transits you.

or something

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
https://i.imgur.com/lVZnMtA.mp4

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Any idea what the story behind this is?

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I think it was someone repo'ing their car, so they decided to flip the car he showed up in. Something like that.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
"You can have that car, I got the only car I need right here!"

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


http://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-39102989

"Cambodia's female construction workers"

No hard-hats and they're all wearing sandals.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/randjpodcasts/status/840816796479414272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I saw this on an electronic sign today


"AUDIT PREPARATION: KEEP YOUR WORK AREA CLEAN IT HELPS TO HIDE VIOLATIONS"

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

I had to watch this like 8 times and I still don't know how he failed so badly. Did his little booties slip off the pedals?

Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


Tom Scott (well, a guy named Grady, really) did a video on the Hyatt Regency Collapse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnvGwFegbC8

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ak Gara posted:

I had to watch this like 8 times and I still don't know how he failed so badly. Did his little booties slip off the pedals?

Just what were they trying to achieve here?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

oohhboy posted:

Just what were they trying to achieve here?

Professional wrestling.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

chitoryu12 posted:

Professional wrestling.

:vince:

goodnight mooned
Aug 2, 2007

Ak Gara posted:

I think he was trying to raise the lift to put one of the pallets back, but after lifting the jack, physics happened and it pushed the jack away from the lift. It would have worked if those jacks had a brake.

It would have also worked fine if he'd used a bunch of pallets stacked normally, instead of one standing up.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
:pusheen:

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Elendil004 posted:

Tom Scott (well, a guy named Grady, really) did a video on the Hyatt Regency Collapse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnvGwFegbC8

That's Grady from Practical Engineering, he's a bit :spergin: but his videos on weird / hidden / unusual infrastructure are :discourse:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Hang-Ger!

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Phanatic posted:

Yeah, that says 1kw

1kW transformer
450,000kVA (450MVA) transformer https://youtu.be/xpHF5gq6PCI

I'm assuming the 250,000kg weight is before it gets filled with oil.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

oohhboy posted:

Just what were they trying to achieve here?

pretty sure the idea was just to hit someone with a bicycle for a wrestling match but since it's an incredibly low impact / lame looking thing to do the guy on the bike flopped around like he had been electrocuted after the guy that awkwardly stood there for the 20 minutes it took to get hit flails onto the floor.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Space Crabs posted:

pretty sure the idea was just to hit someone with a bicycle for a wrestling match but since it's an incredibly low impact / lame looking thing to do the guy on the bike flopped around like he had been electrocuted after the guy that awkwardly stood there for the 20 minutes it took to get hit flails onto the floor.

That's normal pro wrestling.

ianvincible
Jan 23, 2004

Space Crabs posted:

pretty sure the idea was just to hit someone with a bicycle for a wrestling match but since it's an incredibly low impact / lame looking thing to do the guy on the bike flopped around like he had been electrocuted after the guy that awkwardly stood there for the 20 minutes it took to get hit flails onto the floor.

Hard to tell from the clip, but it might be from the DDT Iron Man Heavymetalweight Championship, a Japanese comedy/wrestling title. (OSHA related: three separate ladders have each briefly held the championship after falling on and pinning the previous champions.)

Here's a video of an inflatable sex-doll wrestling for the championship (Safe for work, she's wearing clothes): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LApVz53Spw

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire

Elendil004 posted:

Tom Scott (well, a guy named Grady, really) did a video on the Hyatt Regency Collapse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnvGwFegbC8

That's in the book "why buildings fall down."

Good read: https://www.amazon.com/Why-Buildings-Fall-Down-Structures/dp/039331152X

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Ak Gara posted:

I had to watch this like 8 times and I still don't know how he failed so badly. Did his little booties slip off the pedals?

Gear slipped.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

pookerbug posted:

In Mother Russia, mass transits you.

or something

"In Russia, bus takes you!"

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sagebrush posted:

"In Russia, bus takes you!"

In Soviet Russia, you transit mass.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Sic transit gloria Russki

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Even by his standards this is fairly silly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hvg2Wey92E

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Silly truck driver. Everyone knows you can't train drift in a truck.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Guessing the explosion at the end is an edit?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

RatHat posted:

Guessing the explosion at the end is an edit?

Yeah. I had a link the unedited video, but it’s been deleted from YouTube.

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text

RatHat posted:

Guessing the explosion at the end is an edit?
the worst layout has the original
http://www.military.com/video/ammunition-and-explosives/ammunition/russian-ammo-explosives-safety-handling/3653748971001

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
FYI the video was recorded as a lark (a shell without a fuse won't explode if you drop it or bang it with a hammer). Which is troubling because at this point there's three kinds of videos coming out of Russia:

1) those that feature people climbing on skyscrapers with no safety ropes (and somehow not falling while the camera is rolling),
2) those that feature horrible accidents or soon to be accidents and
3) those that feature a parody of one of the former

and we have no way of telling which is which.

Alright, there's also

4) Dogs travelling on subway.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Nenonen posted:

FYI the video was recorded as a lark (a shell without a fuse won't explode if you drop it or bang it with a hammer). Which is troubling because at this point there's three kinds of videos coming out of Russia:

1) those that feature people climbing on skyscrapers with no safety ropes (and somehow not falling while the camera is rolling),
2) those that feature horrible accidents or soon to be accidents and
3) those that feature a parody of one of the former

and we have no way of telling which is which.

Alright, there's also

4) Dogs travelling on subway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndu65StbC2M&hd=1

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
That's a really robust camera or it's on a tripod a couple thousand feet away.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

I sure do hope the dogs were wearing safety glasses while working around that laser pointer :nyd:

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Now I know that there's videos of spiders chasing laser pointers

Way to ruin that poo poo forever, jerk

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Nerses IV posted:

Now I know that there's videos of spiders chasing laser pointers

Way to ruin that poo poo forever, jerk

Spiders are really cute tho

There's also babies chasing laser pointers, fish chasing laser pointers and birds chasing laser pointers

Everything hates lasers

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