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Spaseman posted:Rock Paper Shotgun has a really unimpressed take on the first few hours. The only good point they offer is that the combat is essentially fine. Always check the byline for John Walker.
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I've felt distinctly unhyped by the Andromeda poo poo we've seen because so far there doesn't seem to be a good story. Neat shooty bits, yeah, but I want a good story that comes along with that.
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I... Like murder mystery missions I will enjoy this bad game and fail Peebee and Catman's loyalty missions on purpose
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hey guys im gonna buy, play, and potentially enjoy this game
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Spaseman posted:Rock Paper Shotgun has a really unimpressed take on the first few hours. The only good point they offer is that the combat is essentially fine. Did this guy play the same bioware games I did cause all his complaints about ME:A's story sound like things that could be said about any bioware game
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eonwe posted:hey guys im gonna buy, play, and potentially enjoy this game kill the witch
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Turbl posted:Did this guy play the same bioware games I did cause all his complaints about ME:A's story sound like things that could be said about any bioware game John Walker.
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Turbl posted:Did this guy play the same bioware games I did cause all his complaints about ME:A's story sound like things that could be said about any bioware game quote:Why I haven’t played these games
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Admiral Ray posted:I've felt distinctly unhyped by the Andromeda poo poo we've seen because so far there doesn't seem to be a good story. Neat shooty bits, yeah, but I want a good story that comes along with that. You aren't excited by the opening cutscene of an immensely advanced space ship plowing straight into an obstacle in deep space? Or the innovative Space Helicopter Crash sequence that drops you into the first mission? Or how Wise Leader Who Is Also Your Father "goes to scout ahead" in the first hour and Dies Heroically, so now you have to be The Special One? What is not compelling about this opening sequence? Surely the chance to crouch behind waist-high walls in a desert will draw you in?
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I really hope the game lets us play as huge gaping assholes. The renegade play throughs of the previous three were easily the most fun and I'm worried they're gonna lock us into playing a good guy that just reacts to different situations in slightly different emotional tones. There haven't seemed to be any really dickish response options in any of the gameplay we've seen yet.
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Kibayasu posted:Always check the byline for John Walker. oh is he just a lovely terrible writter?
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if the shooty bits are great or even fine that is just dandy, for there is a third person futuristic jetpack shooter hole in my heart anyway
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I couldn't put my finger on it until these last few videos were posted, but these models just look like higher res versions of TOR. Hopefully the gameplay is good, because it looks like that is just about all that is left that hasn't been poo poo on.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I really hope the game lets us play as huge gaping assholes. The renegade play throughs of the previous three were easily the most fun and I'm worried they're gonna lock us into playing a good guy that just reacts to different situations in slightly different emotional tones. There haven't seemed to be any really dickish response options in any of the gameplay we've seen yet. I am just straight up not enough of a sociopath to ever take any of the renegade options in 3
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Phi230 posted:Game bad so what 
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AngryBooch posted:I'm surprised Bioware had the restraint to hire Natalie Dormer and then make her non-romanceable. YEARS ago when ME2 first came out Yvonne Strahovski did an interview on a gaming show and the host was all like SO WHAT ABOUT YOUR NUUUUDE SCENE AS MIRANDA and it would not surprise me if someone on the level of Dormer was like "yeah so if I'm gonna do this I'm not gonna be romanceable" because who wants to deal with that level of cringe
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:I am just straight up not enough of a sociopath to ever take any of the renegade options in 3 You must be a really good person for taking into consideration the feelings of those people that don't exist.
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What's wrong with his loving eyes Why would you texture in pimples on his face and decent looking pores but completely gently caress up the eyes
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John Walker not liking this is like literally the best sign I've seen that maybe this won't be a horrible pile, the dude is a certifiable moron and loving idiot.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You must be a really good person for taking into consideration the feelings of those people that don't exist. They're real to me god dammit
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Nazzadan posted:What's wrong with his loving eyes The animators are too busy optimizing the psychological allure of gacha boxes opening in their co-op casino.
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Pattonesque posted:YEARS ago when ME2 first came out Yvonne Strahovski did an interview on a gaming show and the host was all like SO WHAT ABOUT YOUR NUUUUDE SCENE AS MIRANDA and it would not surprise me if someone on the level of Dormer was like "yeah so if I'm gonna do this I'm not gonna be romanceable" because who wants to deal with that level of cringe Also Miranda never got nude
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hopterque posted:John Walker not liking this is like literally the best sign I've seen that maybe this won't be a horrible pile, the dude is a certifiable moron and loving idiot. I feel like I see something like this every time a lovely bomb is about to drop and someone also lovely shits on it. I don't know John Walker at all, fwiw
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Thread title: ME: Andromeda - gruesome trudge through the most trite bilge Then the reviewer says: quote:What I expect from BioWare is slightly dodgy combat, but splendid writing and characters. Splendid writing and characters GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Mar 15, 2017 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You must be a really good person for taking into consideration the feelings of those people that don't exist. Feeling empathy for 'people who don't exist' is literally the point of drama, etc.
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hopterque posted:John Walker not liking this is like literally the best sign I've seen that maybe this won't be a horrible pile, the dude is a certifiable moron and loving idiot. The Wolf Blitzer of video games then?
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I can forgive everything except a bad story. Bioware dont gently caress this up.
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Ainsley McTree posted:Also Miranda never got nude that was the thing, she was like "well it's not a nude scene" and the dude was like "ARE YOU SUUUUURE?" live audience too, it was creepy as hell
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a primate posted:I... Like murder mystery missions The mystery of "where is the next dot to press A on oh there it is it's on the HUD" (I will also like this game)
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AngryBooch posted:I'm surprised Bioware had the restraint to hire Natalie Dormer and then make her non-romanceable. 
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Ein Sexmonster posted:' I felt plenty of empathy. For Shepard. The poor guy that had to put up with all these drat idiots and freaks.
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Pattonesque posted:YEARS ago when ME2 first came out Yvonne Strahovski did an interview on a gaming show and the host was all like SO WHAT ABOUT YOUR NUUUUDE SCENE AS MIRANDA and it would not surprise me if someone on the level of Dormer was like "yeah so if I'm gonna do this I'm not gonna be romanceable" because who wants to deal with that level of cringe I read that and I felt residual cringe Also makes sense that animation didn't get a proper budget - hiring a Game of Thrones actress? And one of the best of the cast? (kit harrington as scott ryder would have been hilarious)
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Mister Macys posted:The Wolf Blitzer of video games then? The Bill Kristol, actually
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One day the dream of a romanceable Krogan will be real One day
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Mister Macys posted:The Wolf Blitzer of video games then? Yeah. He directly calls out this character's VA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo14cfpfp2E as being a bright spot in that preview, and it's loving laughably bad. quote:In a saving throw, the brilliant Kumail Nanjiani is cast as a Salarian, Director Tann, He's seriously like Bizzaro.
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Pawl posted:I like that they are "retconning" ME3. While I really enjoyed solving ancient galactic problems like the genophase and geth, it is a more interesting setting when those problems exist and give rise to tensions that can create dramatic events. it sucks that there's only two possible problems that can create dramatic evens in two big galaxies 
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I have never seen anything by Kumail Nanjiani that was even remotely good and Andromeda doesnt look like it will break that record
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Kumail Nanjiani is awesome, the gently caress is wrong y'all
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This is the part of the thread where we reassure each other that no, the videos and reviews are wrong, the game will be amazing.
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