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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

The Blackwater of Jihad
A consortium of elite, well-paid fighters from across the former Soviet Union are training jihadis in Syria. Their business model could go global.

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
They're apparently pretty amateur but they were in the army for a year or two so they can teach stuff.

Also with what I was talking about with the Kurds yesterday was partly true. A source I trust a lot more said YPG did displace other Kurds but it was to make a more defensible position, and not nefarious reasons. But they are colliding with Assad so that's still bad

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Hot Karl Marx posted:

They're apparently pretty amateur but they were in the army for a year or two so they can teach stuff.

But enough about James Yeager.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

chitoryu12 posted:

But enough about James Yeager.

I didn't know who that was and google brought me this: http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1194745 (I know it's not a real CNN site)

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I didn't know who that was and google brought me this: http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1194745 (I know it's not a real CNN site)

He runs Tactical Response, a tactical training company, which recently got banned from the Sacramento Valley Shooting Center because one of their instructors had a negligent discharge that put a hole in someone's truck.

He also can't drive stick.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Yeah he seemed like some tactilol tool when I searched. Here's some real content:

https://twitter.com/AfarinMamosta/status/841610488119230464

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

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chitoryu12 posted:

He runs Tactical Response, a tactical training company, which recently got banned from the Sacramento Valley Shooting Center because one of their instructors had a negligent discharge that put a hole in someone's truck.

He also can't drive stick.

Is he the guy that suggested putting axle grease in ARs or was that another HSLD type guy?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Frosted Flake posted:

axle grease in ARs

:wtc:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Frosted Flake posted:

Is he the guy that suggested putting axle grease in ARs or was that another HSLD type guy?

That's him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXIsKEHo-4g

Also his account of the fight is hilarious to read. One of the mercs blew their vague idea of stealth by spraying his MP5 in the air to get civilian cars to back off, and they ended up bailing out and firing in random directions when they got ambushed because Yeager forgot to put the car in gear and thought it had broken down.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I'm no expert, but axle grease seems to be a wildly inappropriate viscosity, and have the potential to end up a muddy sludge if my previous experiences with axle grease are anything to go by.

Is there anything else that is a glaring problem with that?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i think white lithium grease is used by some gun guys but i dunno. i just stick with poo poo thats purpose made for gun cleaning and lube, even if that means im an idiot spending 5 bucks more a year for my cleaning supplies i actually havent cleaned my guns in years because i live in a dry climate and havent been shooting for a long loving time

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

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not caring here posted:

Is there anything else that is a glaring problem with that?

Sand, dust, and cold temperatures would almost certainly cause jams almost right away.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

chitoryu12 posted:

But enough about James Yeager.

Was he even ever in the military? I thought he was part of some backwater police department and parlayed his SWAT type training he got there into "IM UH OPERATOR" cred that landed him a job in Iraq. Until, you know, he hosed up and got people killed.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Scratch Monkey posted:

Was he even ever in the military? I thought he was part of some backwater police department and parlayed his SWAT type training he got there into "IM UH OPERATOR" cred that landed him a job in Iraq. Until, you know, he hosed up and got people killed.

He was never in the military.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
to be fair, im willing to bet theres swat officers in big cities that have killed more brown people than your average grunt

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
What is it with bald dudes and goatees?

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Scratch Monkey posted:

Was he even ever in the military? I thought he was part of some backwater police department and parlayed his SWAT type training he got there into "IM UH OPERATOR" cred that landed him a job in Iraq. Until, you know, he hosed up and got people killed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prS_QpGIB8Q

He seems like a winner.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Booblord Zagats posted:

What is it with bald dudes and goatees?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Scratch Monkey posted:

Was he even ever in the military? I thought he was part of some backwater police department and parlayed his SWAT type training he got there into "IM UH OPERATOR" cred that landed him a job in Iraq. Until, you know, he hosed up and got people killed.

That's exactly what it was. He was a cop for 12 years and spent some time as a SWAT officer in a unit that did little or nothing of importance, and he admits in his report that he had the least time in the Middle East of all the people in the group that got ambushed.

There's also the hilarious finale where they drag the dead guy's body out of the car and it starts rolling forward as soon as the dead foot is off the brake, causing it to nearly run over another guy.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Where can I read about this?

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Is this the same dude that was demonstrating that insane 1-arm handstand firing position from a car door? I guess there's a whole community of these guys...

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Is this the same dude that was demonstrating that insane 1-arm handstand firing position from a car door? I guess there's a whole community of these guys...

That dude owned. He was climbing around his big rear end pickup truck being a cool guy lol.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

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Beastie posted:

Where can I read about this?

Another bald man with goatee explains
http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1110003,00.html#ixzz2HpY88cmC

e: Here's the actual ambush video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-fjrRB7WPQ

Who taught this dickhead how to write a report?

James Yeager posted:

We followed our written S.O.P. in relation to dress which is a locally procured ankle length shirt (also known as a “man dress”) that had been cut off at the waist to make me look like an Iraqi while seated in a car. Everyone wore something like that and/or a Shemag (the “rags” locals wear on their heads that gets them the “rag head” moniker).

Frosted Flake fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Mar 14, 2017

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Beastie posted:

Where can I read about this?

http://www.defensereview.com/stories/biap/Yeager%20Incident%20Report%20BIAP%204.20.2005.pdf

This is the report as written by Yeager.

Long story short, one of the guys in their "low profile motorcade" started shooting an MP5 in the air to scare away cars that were driving too close to them. An SUV full of insurgents spotted them and whipped around to begin a drive-by, which domed one of the mercs and hit two others in the femoral artery. Yeager forgot how to drive stick and thought the car was disabled because he couldn't put it in gear, so everyone bailed out and started randomly shooting vaguely in the direction of the gunfire. The insurgents just drove off after the initial volley and were never seen again.

And then they almost gun run over by their own car dragging the corpse out.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
So basically this guy was a mouth breathing retard who got boners for moto TIER ONE OPERATOR poo poo but never served and idiots listen to him about dumb bullshit? Sounds like par for the course with the gun/TACTICOOOOLLLL community to me.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
actually he seems to be pretty reviled by most gun weirdos, although theres enough suckers out there that keep him in business

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different

chitoryu12 posted:

http://www.defensereview.com/stories/biap/Yeager%20Incident%20Report%20BIAP%204.20.2005.pdf

This is the report as written by Yeager.

Long story short, one of the guys in their "low profile motorcade" started shooting an MP5 in the air to scare away cars that were driving too close to them. An SUV full of insurgents spotted them and whipped around to begin a drive-by, which domed one of the mercs and hit two others in the femoral artery. Yeager forgot how to drive stick and thought the car was disabled because he couldn't put it in gear, so everyone bailed out and started randomly shooting vaguely in the direction of the gunfire. The insurgents just drove off after the initial volley and were never seen again.

And then they almost gun run over by their own car dragging the corpse out.

Are there any books that deal with the clusterfuck that was the mercenary security contractor business after the occupation? It seemed to just draw in the biggest pile of shitheads in the hemisphere :psyduck:

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Missionary Positron posted:

Are there any books that deal with the clusterfuck that was the mercenary security contractor business after the occupation? It seemed to just draw in the biggest pile of shitheads in the hemisphere :psyduck:

You need to read about the Thirty Year Wars a.k.a. the war that Germans consider to this day to be worse than either WWI and WWII and was essentially fought by armies of 17th century Blackwaters on every side

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

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Missionary Positron posted:

Are there any books that deal with the clusterfuck that was the mercenary security contractor business after the occupation? It seemed to just draw in the biggest pile of shitheads in the hemisphere :psyduck:

One of the first big ones was Big Boy Rules: America's Mercenaries Fighting in Iraq. It's a look at how despite being pile of shitheads they were pretty much a law unto themselves, and had poo poo like M72s, AT4s and even a M113 squirreled away in their compounds illegally. There are also countless times they opened up on civilians and escaped prosecution.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
To give you an idea he's sometimes referred to as "Buck Yeager" due to his uncanny resemblance to FtM transsexual porn star Buck Angel

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Scratch Monkey posted:

To give you an idea he's sometimes referred to as "Buck Yeager" due to his uncanny resemblance to FtM transsexual porn star Buck Angel

this seems mildly insulting to true badass chuck yeager

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

this seems mildly insulting to true badass chuck yeager buck angel

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

hmm, no. my original point was the correct one, but thanks for trying anyway

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Frosted Flake posted:

The Blackwater of Jihad
A consortium of elite, well-paid fighters from across the former Soviet Union are training jihadis in Syria. Their business model could go global.

quote:

The first iteration of PMCs in Syria was the Slavonic Corps, an ill-fated, Hong Kong-registered company comprising ex-Russian military that briefly worked alongside government forces in 2013, according to a report by the Interpreter magazine. But it quickly became clear that they did not have the full support of the Syrian government. First, the Syrian army stole their vehicles, then their paychecks never arrived, and finally a Syrian air force helicopter crashed into the Slavonic Corps convoy after flying too low and running into power lines, injuring one mercenary. The Slavonic Corps’ misadventures came to an end when the group disbanded after a defeat by rebels in the desert near the city of Sukhnah in southern Syria in October 2013. The mercenaries returned home to Moscow and were promptly arrested by the Russian Federal Security Service (FSB) for their unsanctioned Syrian intervention.
:laffo:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

actually he seems to be pretty reviled by most gun weirdos, although theres enough suckers out there that keep him in business

Yeah bingo

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003


:v:

also I think this is the same dingus that threatened to shoot the president on his youtube channel, got his CCW revoked because of this, threw a hissy fit, and somehow got it reinstated :confused:

Anyway I've been using high temp high pressure wheel bearing grease on my guns to pretty good effect. Granted I'm not in a super dusty environment or anything but I just give the grease points a little dab or two and I haven't had them gum up on me.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Capn Beeb posted:

also I think this is the same dingus that threatened to shoot the president on his youtube channel, got his CCW revoked because of this, threw a hissy fit, and somehow got it reinstated :confused:

Not the president, just innocent people. He also lied about having a Tennessee Department Of Safety Certified Firearms Instructor certificate (which doesn't exist).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNhsJLEEZ54

chitoryu12 fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Mar 15, 2017

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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I call those types "Tactical Snake Oil Salesmen"

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Booblord Zagats posted:

I call those types "Tactical Axle Grease Salesmen"

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