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- cda
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Mar 13, 2017 19:48
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Mar 13, 2017 19:50
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- FactsAreUseless
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"Gaaarfeeeeellllmp," I say, clawing my way along the ground, leaving a sticky red trail behind me. "Gorffaaaaaalllllllnnnngggggg. What d-d-did you do t-t-to me, Graaaaallllffflllaaaand?" My left arm is already changing, becoming as limp and useless as my legs. I can feel my flesh tenderizing. I can smell spices. Tomato. "Girflm, grrrfllllllll" I mutter through sticky lips, my left eye sliding out on hot melted cheese. "Whdydouuuuudooooooo, whdyoudo, whdyyoooooo?"
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Mar 13, 2017 19:54
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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"Gaaarfeeeeellllmp," I say, clawing my way along the ground, leaving a sticky red trail behind me. "Gorffaaaaaalllllllnnnngggggg. What d-d-did you do t-t-to me, Graaaaallllffflllaaaand?" My left arm is already changing, becoming as limp and useless as my legs. I can feel my flesh tenderizing. I can smell spices. Tomato. "Girflm, grrrfllllllll" I mutter through sticky lips, my left eye sliding out on hot melted cheese. "Whdydouuuuudooooooo, whdyoudo, whdyyoooooo?"
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"Today, I want to talk to discuss Lyman. Can we do that?"
"I don't want to talk about that."
"Please. Tell me about him. How long has it been since you saw Lyman?"
"I don't 'see' anyone. I told you. Lyman's real. He lives in my house. He has a dog."
"Jon, that's your dog. His name is Odie. You adopted him from a special-needs animal rescue, remember?"
"No, Lyman brought him. Before he left. Lyman left, and he left Odie with me."
"Mm-hmm. And why did Lyman leave?"
"I don't know."
"Jon, why did Lyman leave?"
"I don't know! I don't know!"
"Jon, this is going to help you. You have to confront these invented fears."
"He's real, dammit! Lyman's real! He's going to come back!"
"Why is he going to come back, Jon?"
"I... I did something. Something bad. That's why Lyman left. But he's going to come back. To make... to make me pay for it."
"What did you do, Jon?"
"..."
"Jon, did Lyman make you do something?"
"..."
"Jon?"
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Mar 13, 2017 19:59
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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"Today, I want to talk to discuss Lyman. Can we do that?"
"I don't want to talk about that."
"Please. Tell me about him. How long has it been since you saw Lyman?"
"I don't 'see' anyone. I told you. Lyman's real. He lives in my house. He has a dog."
"Jon, that's your dog. His name is Odie. You adopted him from a special-needs animal rescue, remember?"
"No, Lyman brought him. Before he left. Lyman left, and he left Odie with me."
"Mm-hmm. And why did Lyman leave?"
"I don't know."
"Jon, why did Lyman leave?"
"I don't know! I don't know!"
"Jon, this is going to help you. You have to confront these invented fears."
"He's real, dammit! Lyman's real! He's going to come back!"
"Why is he going to come back, Jon?"
"I... I did something. Something bad. That's why Lyman left. But he's going to come back. To make... to make me pay for it."
"What did you do, Jon?"
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"Jon, did Lyman make you do something?"
"..."
"Jon?"
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Mar 13, 2017 20:14
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- Luvcow
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Mar 13, 2017 20:20
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lol
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Mar 13, 2017 20:26
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Mar 13, 2017 20:37
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Mar 14, 2017 00:39
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- cda
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Mar 14, 2017 01:36
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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DCT was nermal before he left for abu dhabi
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Mar 14, 2017 02:04
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- Yobgoblin
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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lmao
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Mar 14, 2017 04:19
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Mar 14, 2017 15:39
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- google THIS
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This Entire Thread posted:
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- the unabonger
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Mar 14, 2017 18:28
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thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Mar 14, 2017 20:04
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- Android Blues
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"Gaaarfeeeeellllmp," I say, clawing my way along the ground, leaving a sticky red trail behind me. "Gorffaaaaaalllllllnnnngggggg. What d-d-did you do t-t-to me, Graaaaallllffflllaaaand?" My left arm is already changing, becoming as limp and useless as my legs. I can feel my flesh tenderizing. I can smell spices. Tomato. "Girflm, grrrfllllllll" I mutter through sticky lips, my left eye sliding out on hot melted cheese. "Whdydouuuuudooooooo, whdyoudo, whdyyoooooo?"
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i literally cant stop thinking about this post
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i literally cant stop thinking about this post
Classic Garfieldian body horror.
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Mar 14, 2017 21:55
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"Gaaarfeeeeellllmp," I say, clawing my way along the ground, leaving a sticky red trail behind me. "Gorffaaaaaalllllllnnnngggggg. What d-d-did you do t-t-to me, Graaaaallllffflllaaaand?" My left arm is already changing, becoming as limp and useless as my legs. I can feel my flesh tenderizing. I can smell spices. Tomato. "Girflm, grrrfllllllll" I mutter through sticky lips, my left eye sliding out on hot melted cheese. "Whdydouuuuudooooooo, whdyoudo, whdyyoooooo?"
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Mar 15, 2017 14:43
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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lasagne but with weed butter?
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Mar 15, 2017 16:08
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- Adbot
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- byob historian
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I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
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my frown has flanished
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