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bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014

KomodoWagon posted:

The literal translation would be "aunty," so it could also be your uncle's wife or a parent's sister. Keep it (rape) in the family, Sanjeet!

Bhabhi means older brother (or older male cousin's) wife.

Your uncle's wife is either your Mami (is she's on your mom's side) or your Thau-ji (on your dad's side).

Calling a parents sister Bhabhi would get the poo poo kicked out of you lol.They're either your Mausi (mom's side) or your Bua (dad's side).

At least in the part of India I'm from.

People often call eachother "bhayia" (older brother) or "Didi" (older sister there in the same way that people here say "bro".

But if it's an older woman you're not close with who still runs in the same circles as you, then you can call her Bhabhi. It's just a respectful way of addressing a middle aged married woman since the sentiment is like "Wife of that dude I'm a super great bro with and since we are such great bros I super respect you". So that's also where part of the taboo comes from as well.

Another thing to call an older lady you don't know is Mata-ji which roughly translates to Mother. The point is that, she's an old lady so she's SOMEONE'S mother, right?

Basically​ it's all annoying and depends on context. Someone in your friends circle is going to address you differently than the clerk at the store.

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Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

KomodoWagon posted:

Y'know, if I was trying to make an Indian food/semen euphemism, I'd have gone with raita over lassi, but o well
Someone's never had salted lassi! (Don't.)

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Can't wait to drop the game on my wife with lines like "you have sexy boobs and sex organs"

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014

Stroop There It Is posted:

Someone's never had salted lassi! (Don't.)

Boo. Salted Lassi is good. You have bad tastebuds.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

drat, I got my Hindu family/sex terms wrong. My bad.


Stroop There It Is posted:

Someone's never had salted lassi! (Don't.)

I have, and it's not bad? I bet you're one of those people who don't have ayran with their kebab.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Stroop There It Is posted:

Someone's never had salted lassi! (Don't.)
It's good you dummy

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

lol lots of cum guzzlers itt apparently

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Stroop There It Is posted:

lol lots of cum guzzlers itt apparently
friend... it's GBS

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Imagine having your wife cheat on you because she was seduced by a man who told her "facuk you. I fak you rear end in to you vagina."

Lol

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

bag em and tag em posted:

Imagine having your wife cheat on you because she was seduced by a man who told her "facuk you. I fak you rear end in to you vagina."

Lol

I am and I'm very close, please keep typing!!

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
https://www.literotica.com/s/sister-and-bhabhi-at-a-time-ch-01

quote:

I have used some of the colloquial words in Hindi to maintain the flavor of the atmosphere. I hope non-Indian readers will pardon me. They are:

Lauda : Flaccid adult penis

Lund : Erect adult penis

Bhos : Vulva

Chut : Vagina
India is definitely one of the few place one can go and actually find the atmosphere has flavor.

KomodoWagon posted:

Y'know, if I was trying to make an Indian food/semen euphemism, I'd have gone with raita over lassi, but o well
Have you ever had a lassi with black salt? It's like an open sewer doused in sugar.


I realize that the bhabhi erotica is written in a way that makes a ton of sense from the perspective of someone who has watched a lot of porn, but has never actually had sex or tried any of this stuff IRL.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Haier posted:

I realize that the bhabhi erotica is written in a way that makes a ton of sense from the perspective of someone who has watched a lot of porn, but has never actually had sex or tried any of this stuff IRL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlD08Rh6xa8

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Haier posted:

https://www.literotica.com/s/sister-and-bhabhi-at-a-time-ch-01

India is definitely one of the few place one can go and actually find the atmosphere has flavor.

Have you ever had a lassi with black salt? It's like an open sewer doused in sugar.


I realize that the bhabhi erotica is written in a way that makes a ton of sense from the perspective of someone who has watched a lot of porn, but has never actually had sex or tried any of this stuff IRL.

Poor girl, she did not know the capacity of vulva to take such pounding neither did she know the joy of pussy bashing.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
just asked an indian telemarketer if he had a hot bhabhi, am i going to jail :ohdear:

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky

china bot posted:

just asked an indian telemarketer if he had a hot bhabhi, am i going to jail :ohdear:

"Holy poo poo people are reading the horny messages in a digital bottle I've been sending out every day!!! Gotta ramp this up!!!"

What have you done

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

SBJ posted:

"Holy poo poo people are reading the horny messages in a digital bottle I've been sending out every day!!! Gotta ramp this up!!!"

What have you done

I've found my new hobby

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014

china bot posted:

just asked an indian telemarketer if he had a hot bhabhi, am i going to jail :ohdear:

Please ask all future Indian telemarketers this question.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

bubblebee posted:

Please ask all future Indian telemarketers this question.

Someone make the hot bhabhi soundboard

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


I'm surprised it's taken this long for someone to link Indian scammers getting hosed with.

There's one video where a scammer opens up to a dude and it's real sad actually. It's the same level as those people getting shanghaid to build soccer stadiums in Dubai- people being brought hundreds of miles from home and not being paid enough to go home and are told that yes, the US government for some reason authorized a call center in India to collect back taxes and threaten arrest.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Justin Tyme posted:

I'm surprised it's taken this long for someone to link Indian scammers getting hosed with.

There's one video where a scammer opens up to a dude and it's real sad actually. It's the same level as those people getting shanghaid to build soccer stadiums in Dubai- people being brought hundreds of miles from home and not being paid enough to go home and are told that yes, the US government for some reason authorized a call center in India to collect back taxes and threaten arrest.

instead of loving around in iran or libya we shoudl send seal team six to kill those fuckers isntead (the management that is)

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

china bot posted:

I've found my new hahbhi

Ftfy

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
mods, please change my name to my bhabhi hahbhi

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

That's a good one

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
plumpy. holes.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

plumpy. holes.

Please change my name to plumpy holes

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RFC2324 posted:

Please change my name to plumpy holes

Let's to bang on u.

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo




etalian
Mar 20, 2006

open milk shirt

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
WHO IS THE REASON BEHIND ALL THE BONERS

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

quote:

kick boxing

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
mods, serious question: can we compile the best words/terms from this thread and use it to give some lucky goons some really awesome name changes?

dibs on 'unzip my dick'

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
So a legit question for all you Indian culture experts. Why don't all these desperate, repressed men get married at a young age like a lot of super religious, US Christians do?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mordja posted:

So a legit question for all you Indian culture experts. Why don't all these desperate, repressed men get married at a young age like a lot of super religious, US Christians do?

In one of the effort posts they said that non-arranged marriages are still not super common in a lot of places

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Man, I miss the Bailey Jay thread.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Mordja posted:

So a legit question for all you Indian culture experts. Why don't all these desperate, repressed men get married at a young age like a lot of super religious, US Christians do?

I'd guess that it's very expensive

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Sunswipe posted:

Man, I miss the Bailey Jay thread.

lmpho (laughing my plumpy holes off)

naem
May 29, 2011

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

plumpy. holes.

are you having plumpy holes too. huh???

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

for real who is this bhabi

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the onion wizard
Apr 14, 2004

TROLL SEXY ACTRESS :confused:

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