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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
I'm a lawyer and I'm smarter than you, you fat bitch.

Ed: Balls.

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Admiral Ray posted:

so now that trudeau is cucking trump doesn't baloogan have to switch loyalties

i mean this part i'm just flabbergasted by

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Solarin posted:

if that happened I would immediately assume he's being blackmailed by the DOD or some other military/intelligence agency. They can't like having that history channel watching poo poo bag loving with their own agendas

yep exactly why he's the only one worth paying attention to, the rest are just a sideshow distraction obv

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

trump might as well be an oldies act

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Mariana Horchata posted:

Canadian Prince Xizor


also lol

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
lmao the hillary burn making everyone go OHHHHH SHIIIIIIT

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


turbocucked

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

uncurable mlady posted:

trump told canada to come in and lay some pipe but this isn't what he had in mind!!!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

uncurable mlady posted:

trump told canada to come in and lay some pipe but this isn't what he had in mind!!!

:eyepoop:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Kanish posted:

why is the president having a campaign rally?

Turns out being the President is kinda hard and Donnie doesn't like to work too much!

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



Cuckold J Trump

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Schnorkles posted:

trudeau is seducing ivanka so she helps him renegotiate nafta

this is like some stupid house of cards episode except its real life and the canadian PM is boning the president's daughter

I need a drink

do you think trump's gonna pull a reverse putin and get this on film

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
this green hat guy, i hate him

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Schnorkles posted:

trudeau is seducing ivanka so she helps him renegotiate nafta

this is like some stupid house of cards episode except its real life and the canadian PM is boning the president's daughter

I need a drink

why would someone want to become Trump's eskimo brother?

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
The year is 2045

Bernie Sanders is elected president of the United states

He sells our children's organs to zoos for meat
He breaks into people's houses and wrecks up the place
he is not left enough for the American socialists and impeached
He spends his last days alongside Hillary and Chelsea clinton


Joe Biden is elected in special election landslide with his vp bill clinton

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
politically correct

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Shugojin posted:

Cuckold J Trump

oh yea hes gonna be pissy too

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

uncurable mlady posted:

trump told canada to come in and lay some pipe but this isn't what he had in mind!!!

:drat:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Trump's argument is literally im the prez and im the best

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

uncurable mlady posted:

trump told canada to come in and lay some pipe but this isn't what he had in mind!!!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mariana Horchata posted:

he's handsome but i never ever would have taken him for Canadian Prince Xizor

*emits pheromones that smell like maple syrup*

lmao that's a spicy reference

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


hahahah

AHAHAHAHAHAH

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


turns out trudeau was jeb! all along

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i know you people aren't skeptical people

nobody would be that way in tennessee

[a lone boo in the distance]

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Mariana Horchata posted:

nice

if so keep ur eyes to the skies and stay safe baloogan

If canada kidnaps her trump wont nuke them.

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

Solarin posted:

drat trump is easily 315-330 lbs




croOKED LYING MEDIA

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
HE OR SHE amitire!?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Solarin posted:

can somebody explain the interstate thing and why it's bad. I am clueless to that poo poo

you know how most companies are incorporated in delaware because of lax corporate laws? like that but for healthcare.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
No longer weak, believe it!

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
"This ruling makes us look weak."

No, just you and your bullshit administration.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Mariana Horchata posted:

oh yea hes gonna be pissy too

I get this joke

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
This is an obvious terrible truth but I can't believe how loving retarded the President of the United States is.

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Fake Judges.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
i love my dumb fat president

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

trump doesn't know his dumb order just got canned does he

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
There's gonna be so much winning the 9th circuits heads will spin.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

The only watering down Trump wants is on his face

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Yinlock posted:

trump doesn't know his dumb order just got canned does he

he just said that the judges are stupid and that he's going to go back to the first one

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

uncurable mlady posted:

trump told canada to come in and lay some pipe but this isn't what he had in mind!!!

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

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