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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Powershift posted:

holy poo poo, that guy could be fired for that.

Lucky nobody was filming it.

Notice how the guy in the blue shirt leans way back when the instructor waves the gun up.

They weren’t filming this so they could refer to his excellent instruction.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Powershift posted:

holy poo poo, that guy could be fired for that.

Lucky nobody was filming it.

That guy's a colossal rear end in a top hat.

Apex Rogers
Jun 12, 2006

disturbingly functional

Platystemon posted:

Notice how the guy in the blue shirt leans way back when the instructor waves the gun up.

They weren’t filming this so they could refer to his excellent instruction.

That whole video made me quite nervous. I hope the instructor has been fired since then...

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



He reminds me of farva from super troopers

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


that looks like the range on blue diamond road. the last time i was there it was simply "here's the gun, here's the bullets, you're on number 2"

They demonstrated how to shoot the mac 10 and the gun felt like it was going to fall apart and touching the trigger once unloaded the whole magazine immediately. i would imagine if someone wasn't holding it properly it would spin through the air as it unloaded itself.

the one on flamingo was like 50 bucks for 12 bullets for the revolver. this one was $20 for a box of ammo that by the time i was done, i really didn't want to shoot anymore because the gun was a little too small for my hands.

so OSHA as hell, but much cheaper so that's probably the one i'd go back to. You might die but $20 is $20.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Powershift posted:

They demonstrated how to shoot the mac 10 and the gun felt like it was going to fall apart and touching the trigger once unloaded the whole magazine immediately. i would imagine if someone wasn't holding it properly it would spin through the air as it unloaded itself.

Sounds like a Mac10 operating as designed.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


MrYenko posted:

Sounds like a Mac10 operating as designed.

Well that's dumb them. i like guns that stop shooting when you stop pulling the trigger.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

KoRMaK posted:

He reminds me of farva from super troopers

He reminds me of the fed shooting himself in the foot as he tells a classroom 'I'm the only one in this room with enough training to handle a handgun' or something to that effect.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land






Ouch

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Powershift posted:

Well that's dumb them. i like guns that stop shooting when you stop pulling the trigger.

Mac10s are approximately equivalent to a Yugo, to make a car analogy. The fact that it shoots at all is a triumph.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

I looked for the video, wasn't disappointed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-Cb9x70gYQ

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Powershift posted:

They demonstrated how to shoot the mac 10 and the gun felt like it was going to fall apart and touching the trigger once unloaded the whole magazine immediately. i would imagine if someone wasn't holding it properly it would spin through the air as it unloaded itself.

was it an uzi or a mac-10 where the seven year old girl was permanently traumatized when she destroyed her instructors noggin and was covered in his brains

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

boner confessor posted:

was it an uzi or a mac-10 where the seven year old girl was permanently traumatized when she destroyed her instructors noggin and was covered in his brains

I think it was a microuzi.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Powershift posted:

that looks like the range on blue diamond road. the last time i was there it was simply "here's the gun, here's the bullets, you're on number 2"

They demonstrated how to shoot the mac 10 and the gun felt like it was going to fall apart and touching the trigger once unloaded the whole magazine immediately. i would imagine if someone wasn't holding it properly it would spin through the air as it unloaded itself.

the one on flamingo was like 50 bucks for 12 bullets for the revolver. this one was $20 for a box of ammo that by the time i was done, i really didn't want to shoot anymore because the gun was a little too small for my hands.

so OSHA as hell, but much cheaper so that's probably the one i'd go back to. You might die but $20 is $20.

I went to The Shooting Gallery in Orlando (right across the road from the local prison!) back in I think September 2015 to shoot some machine guns, since they're the closest place with guns to rent and they have a selection of interesting things like Thompsons and a Sten Mk. V.

First safety concern: they do not have range officers. At all. They monitor the range from security cameras, but there's nobody physically on the range to handle problems. This is a big issue because anyone who demonstrates some modicum of competence will be allowed onto the range with a fully automatic submachine gun or assault rifle and no direct supervision. Because I didn't specifically ask for help, I was allowed to walk into the range with an AKM, a Thompson, an Uzi, and MP5K, and a Sten gun (along with a variety of handguns) by myself. This isn't a huge deal for someone like myself who's an experienced shooter and has fired automatic weapons before, but you'll see groups of college kids run out with a shotgun or Colt 9mm SMG that they barely know how to point.

Second concern: awful care for their guns. I have to dig around for the picture, but the AK I fired was rusted on the inside and the trigger disconnector broke so it became permanently full auto. At one point the bolt locked back and I thought I was empty, until I remembered that the bolt doesn't lock back on AKs. When I finished the last magazine, the bolt was stuck forward on an empty chamber and the fire selector was incapable of being pushed up further than the middle position.

The Uzi had a broken ejector (which they freely admitted to), so you needed to fire in short bursts and tilt slightly to the right to guarantee proper ejection. The Sten would mysteriously stop firing mid-burst for no apparent reason; it would function once you released the trigger and pulled again, but there was no telling how long you could fire before it would stop. The Ruger Vaquero had its detents for rotating the cylinder very slightly off from the loading gate, so you needed to hold the cylinder in the right position to eject casings and load new rounds.

They also had no idea how the magazine loader for the Sten worked. They had one, but never learned how to use it. I had to puzzle over it with the manager at the counter to figure it out.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Being a gun instructor must be the worst job ever because you're probably going to get shot, probably dead, and people hear about it, it's just gonna be like "eh, sounds about right"

"your uncle larry is dead"
"oh no, that's so sad, how did he die?"
"he was working as a gun instructor and someone accidentally shot him"
"oh, well, makes sense then"

The_end
May 17, 2014

Apex Rogers posted:

That whole video made me quite nervous. I hope the instructor has been fired since then...

I went to an indoor shooting range and the owner/operator pointed a gun at me as a demonstration. I reported him to the ATF.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

chitoryu12 posted:

I went to The Shooting Gallery in Orlando (right across the road from the local prison!) back in I think September 2015 to shoot some machine guns, since they're the closest place with guns to rent and they have a selection of interesting things like Thompsons and a Sten Mk. V.

First safety concern: they do not have range officers. At all. They monitor the range from security cameras, but there's nobody physically on the range to handle problems. This is a big issue because anyone who demonstrates some modicum of competence will be allowed onto the range with a fully automatic submachine gun or assault rifle and no direct supervision. Because I didn't specifically ask for help, I was allowed to walk into the range with an AKM, a Thompson, an Uzi, and MP5K, and a Sten gun (along with a variety of handguns) by myself. This isn't a huge deal for someone like myself who's an experienced shooter and has fired automatic weapons before, but you'll see groups of college kids run out with a shotgun or Colt 9mm SMG that they barely know how to point.

Second concern: awful care for their guns. I have to dig around for the picture, but the AK I fired was rusted on the inside and the trigger disconnector broke so it became permanently full auto. At one point the bolt locked back and I thought I was empty, until I remembered that the bolt doesn't lock back on AKs. When I finished the last magazine, the bolt was stuck forward on an empty chamber and the fire selector was incapable of being pushed up further than the middle position.

The Uzi had a broken ejector (which they freely admitted to), so you needed to fire in short bursts and tilt slightly to the right to guarantee proper ejection. The Sten would mysteriously stop firing mid-burst for no apparent reason; it would function once you released the trigger and pulled again, but there was no telling how long you could fire before it would stop. The Ruger Vaquero had its detents for rotating the cylinder very slightly off from the loading gate, so you needed to hold the cylinder in the right position to eject casings and load new rounds.

They also had no idea how the magazine loader for the Sten worked. They had one, but never learned how to use it. I had to puzzle over it with the manager at the counter to figure it out.

Sounds like they're gonna get the poo poo sued out of them when someone eventually gets shot on their range.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

LifeSunDeath posted:

Wonder how long this guy's been a cop?

Reminds me of this classic, loving hell DEA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP6UvNgbqIA

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Powershift posted:

that looks like the range on blue diamond road.

It is. I personally know the guy in the video. He's a former marine, and guardsman, and he is now medically retired. He is a beyond weird guy, and I'm not sure what he does now but regardless he lives far from Vegas now. This video is blowing up on my Facebook feed.

He didn't stop working at that store until 2012.

It's the Las Vegas Gun Range in case you want to avoid it.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Hey lemme show you a handy lifehack on checking if your laser is working

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMGPpVtO1vw

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Wasabi the J posted:

It is. I personally know the guy in the video. He's a former marine, and guardsman, and he is now medically retired. He is a beyond weird guy, and I'm not sure what he does now but regardless he lives far from Vegas now. This video is blowing up on my Facebook feed.

He didn't stop working at that store until 2012.

It's the Las Vegas Gun Range in case you want to avoid it.

I remember that place if only for the long rear end lines and too expensive prices to shoot an MP5. Didn't see any terrible instructor behavior though.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

mobby_6kl posted:


Does OSHA regulate professional racing? It's an job for the drivers after all.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Nenonen posted:

Reminds me of this classic, loving hell DEA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP6UvNgbqIA
I know the guy hosed up and could have killed himself or somebody else, but I can't help but be impressed by how he held his poo poo together.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

deoju posted:

I know the guy hosed up and could have killed himself or somebody else, but I can't help but be impressed by how he held his poo poo together.

He certainly gave those kids a lesson in gun safety they won't forget

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

deoju posted:

I know the guy hosed up and could have killed himself or somebody else, but I can't help but be impressed by how he held his poo poo together.

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

Maxwells Demon
Jan 15, 2007


https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/trump-presidential-budget-2018-proposal/?tid=sm_tw

Chemical Safety Board proposed to be completely defunded.

Probably leading to a lot more incidents, and no awesome videos to explain them.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
I hope someone at the CSB pulls a Park Service and goes rogue, recreating industrial accidents with cardboard, duct tape and shoddy camerawork.

"The vibration caused the dust to become airborne *shakes cotton balls* which then ignited *makes 'bwoosh' sounds*. Fourty one workers and one local clown lost their lives that day."

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Evilreaver posted:

Fourty one workers and one local clown lost their lives that day."

*orange plastic bag used to knock over Darth Vader, He-Man, and Lee Majors actions figures*

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax

boner confessor posted:

was it an uzi or a mac-10 where the seven year old girl was permanently traumatized when she destroyed her instructors noggin and was covered in his brains

There was also the 8 year old who shot himself in the head with an uzi

http://crooksandliars.com/2014/08/flashback-2008-8-year-old-killed-while

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Oh, those kids and their guns!


http://i.imgur.com/0tWNj2L.gifv

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Snt9FTQsuOE

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Holy poo poo this is a terrible idea!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Okay but hear me out... what if the runways were rotating turntables?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Synthbuttrange posted:

Okay but hear me out... what if the runways were rotating turntables?

Why not just have the planes take off and land on a treadmill so they don't have to be 3 miles long they can just be as long as the plane.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
Takeoff and landing are the most dangerous times for planes right?

Just make VTOL for passenger aircrafts.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS





Heathrow got kind of close:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG9yyzW-XQ8

This pilot is prepared for the advent of the circular runway.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

Platystemon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG9yyzW-XQ8

This pilot is prepared for the advent of the circular runway.

lol this owns

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Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

Powershift posted:

Why not just have the planes take off and land on a treadmill so they don't have to be 3 miles long they can just be as long as the plane.

Wouldn't work. If the plane is being held stationary by the treadmill it can't take off, and if it's not being held stationary it'd still have to have room to get up to speed.

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