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KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

the onion wizard posted:

TROLL SEXY ACTRESS :confused:

She knows am looking at her sweet balls

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'm the milk shirt

gentle pete
Feb 21, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo

the onion wizard posted:

TROLL SEXY ACTRESS :confused:

I think the idea is they are trolling the actresses by saying how much they want to fac and lund them

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Why are they talking to memes and why did that guy say "kick boxing"?? The absurdity is driving me bhankhers

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

gently caress da Mods posted:

for real who is this bhabi

hey man back off. i will facuk her first

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7ux5OpyN5g

A hot Bobby!

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
One of the Indian dudes in that movie is serving a life sentence for stabbing his ex-girlfriend a billion times. (She lived)

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Celery Face posted:

One of the Indian dudes in that movie is serving a life sentence for stabbing his ex-girlfriend a billion times. (She lived)

They really are clueless when it comes to women huh

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
am shaking my dick please help auntie

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

plumpy. holes.

plumly holes ;) ;) ;) ;)

Night Pay
Nov 22, 2016

by Smythe
Not Without My Bhahbi

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

WHO IS THE REASON BEHIND ALL THE BONERS
"WHO IS YOUR BHABHI, AND WHAT DOES SHE DO?"

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Haier posted:

"WHO IS YOUR BHABHI, AND WHAT DOES SHE DO?"

god

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
im overdue for a namechange what name should i take from this thread

shortlist:
big nipples , big life
aids is real
KING OF PUSSIES
i m lesbo
i want to fac

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

The Wizard of Poz posted:

im overdue for a namechange what name should i take from this thread

shortlist:
big nipples , big life
aids is real
KING OF PUSSIES
i m lesbo
i want to fac

nothing tops plumpy holes imo

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
When they call bhabhi a "lesbo" is that a good or a bad thing, I genuinely cannot tell

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Every single inch of this thread loving rules. Godamn well done OP. Thanks for the laughs.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Rename me "her sweet balls" tyvm

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
If you ask someone if they're a bhabhi they have to tell you

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Dreddout posted:

If you ask someone if they're a bhabhi they have to tell you

gujju bhabhi

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I'm a bhabhi AMA

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Honky Dong Country posted:

I'm a bhabhi AMA

fuckng?

naem
May 29, 2011

Honky Dong Country posted:

I'm a bhabhi AMA

are you having plumpy holes too. huh???

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Honky Dong Country posted:

I'm a bhabhi AMA

Who is behind all the boners?

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


will make facuk Plsssssss provide number


naem posted:

are you having plumpy holes too. huh???

I have holes enuough for 22 dicks for both heloes for maximum plaesure


Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Who is behind all the boners?


I am all boner soruce, big nipples big lefi

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Mar 16, 2017

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Q: What call of when I hold u down an fuc?

A: A bhabhi pin

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Tricky D posted:

Q: What call of when I hold u down an fuc?

A: A bhabhi pin

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

Honky Dong Country posted:

Every single inch of this thread loving rules. Godamn well done OP. Thanks for the laughs.

I'm not really keen on all these Bhabi puns but seeing how I could bring this kind of joy into another person's life makes creating this thread worth it. You're welcome mate

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Even the Bhabhi puns are worth a quick cheap chuckle, man. The internet doesn't always have to be the pinnacle of comedy. Just a nice "heh" is worth it. Good thread.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
sometimes its just nice to be able to lol at the word poop for example

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

The Wizard of Poz posted:

sometimes its just nice to be able to lol at the word poop for example

No one is above poop jokes

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Q: Who so hot that my dik erupts on them from 100 yards away?

A: bhabhi kennedy

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
plz to fuc hol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Tricky D posted:

Q: What call of when I hold u down an fuc?

A: A bhabhi pin

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Honky Dong Country posted:

I'm a bhabhi AMA

u fuk king mi all the niht PLEAS bhabhi 6958484838

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Wizard Master posted:

I'm not really keen on all these Bhabi puns but seeing how I could bring this kind of joy into another person's life makes creating this thread worth it. You're welcome mate
it looks like the bhabhi pun aficionados have left to form a separate thread.

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
hi mami

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky

The Wizard of Poz posted:

im overdue for a namechange what name should i take from this thread

shortlist:
big nipples , big life
aids is real
KING OF PUSSIES
i m lesbo
i want to fac

DANG IT BHABHI!!! with a picture of bobby from king of the hill photoshopped to be indian as your av

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
I had no idea this was such a widespread phenomenon. My husband does 50's pinup photography and he gets tons of messages on his business page from Indian and Muslim men who don't seem to understand that they are not talking to the women in the photos but rather the man who takes the photos. They aren't as graphically sexual as the examples in this thread usually, but stuff like "when will you into my strong arms?" and "baeutiful sex lady would like too cover in kiss."

Even when he tries to explain that he is not any of the women in the photos (there are like 50 women on the page, which one do they think they're talking to exactly? Do they care?) they don't get it and he's resorted to simply replying to them with a pic of his hairy man-chest. Even this won't always put them off and they will continue to offer marriage proposals and talk about sexy boobs until he blocks them.

They really do seem like horny grandpas that just got online for the first time and have no idea how any of it works. Boy are they committed to finding a chubby white rockabilly chick to marry though.

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Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

powerful sex moves posted:

I had no idea this was such a widespread phenomenon. My husband does 50's pinup photography and he gets tons of messages on his business page from Indian and Muslim men who don't seem to understand that they are not talking to the women in the photos but rather the man who takes the photos. They aren't as graphically sexual as the examples in this thread usually, but stuff like "when will you into my strong arms?" and "baeutiful sex lady would like too cover in kiss."

Even when he tries to explain that he is not any of the women in the photos (there are like 50 women on the page, which one do they think they're talking to exactly? Do they care?) they don't get it and he's resorted to simply replying to them with a pic of his hairy man-chest. Even this won't always put them off and they will continue to offer marriage proposals and talk about sexy boobs until he blocks them.

They really do seem like horny grandpas that just got online for the first time and have no idea how any of it works. Boy are they committed to finding a chubby white rockabilly chick to marry though.

its like the bar scene in gremlins when you realize the gremlins are the heroes

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