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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

potee posted:

When they call bhabhi a "lesbo" is that a good or a bad thing, I genuinely cannot tell

It's just a sex-related word they see on pornhub, I don't think they actually know what it means or what the implication is

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Tricky D posted:

Q: What call of when I hold u down an fuc?

A: A bhabhi pin

kick boxing

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bubblebee posted:

Bhabhi means older brother (or older male cousin's) wife.

Your uncle's wife is either your Mami (is she's on your mom's side) or your Thau-ji (on your dad's side).

Calling a parents sister Bhabhi would get the poo poo kicked out of you lol.They're either your Mausi (mom's side) or your Bua (dad's side).

At least in the part of India I'm from.

People often call eachother "bhayia" (older brother) or "Didi" (older sister there in the same way that people here say "bro".

But if it's an older woman you're not close with who still runs in the same circles as you, then you can call her Bhabhi. It's just a respectful way of addressing a middle aged married woman since the sentiment is like "Wife of that dude I'm a super great bro with and since we are such great bros I super respect you". So that's also where part of the taboo comes from as well.

Another thing to call an older lady you don't know is Mata-ji which roughly translates to Mother. The point is that, she's an old lady so she's SOMEONE'S mother, right?

Basically​ it's all annoying and depends on context. Someone in your friends circle is going to address you differently than the clerk at the store.

oh so that's how bhabhi formed

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

webmeister posted:

It's just a sex-related word they see on pornhub, I don't think they actually know what it means or what the implication is

If they'll gently caress a TREX on a hoverboard they'll gently caress a lonely Indian man too.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

big nipples big life posted:

is big nipples big life too long for a username? you can test it on me
my fran, i hav good news

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Bhabhi lobby

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

FactsAreUseless posted:

my fran, i hav good news

you loving own :D

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
i looked up the savita bhabhi site and they have an "as seen on" section that has articles about it.

the new indian express had an article about it with these reactions from the public:

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Phew, am I having plumpy holes this morning!

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013


Only the deceased can dissuade Mallesh from the elusive bhabhi flesh.

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014

Mordja posted:

So a legit question for all you Indian culture experts. Why don't all these desperate, repressed men get married at a young age like a lot of super religious, US Christians do?

Arranged marriages are still pretty common but you need a good job first. If you know (even broken) English, you're educated and your parents are going to get you married to an educated lady.

The more educated you are the "choosier" you can be since that means (usually) that you'll be making good money. The girl's parents aren't going to set her up with some broke loser.

Many women will get married without finishing school. My mom was in the last year of her master's when she got married and so was my aunt. But that isn't true for men.

For some people this happens at like 26. In villages and etc younger ages are common but it's mostly still women who get married younger. At least in my extended family back there, no one's gotten married under the age of 24 in the last generation.

tl;dr
Arranged marriages do happen but you have to have a job first.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

powerful sex moves posted:

I had no idea this was such a widespread phenomenon. My husband does 50's pinup photography and he gets tons of messages on his business page from Indian and Muslim men who don't seem to understand that they are not talking to the women in the photos but rather the man who takes the photos. They aren't as graphically sexual as the examples in this thread usually, but stuff like "when will you into my strong arms?" and "baeutiful sex lady would like too cover in kiss."

A friend of mine used to run the local social media pages for Playboy and would routinely get marriage proposals via PM as he was listed as one of the page admins.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

oh so that's how bhabhi formed

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

WHO IS THE REASON BEHIND ALL THE BONERS

a question for the ages

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Bahbi is not navel displays for my secy enjoyment. Need the sweaty plump navel for strong rod erect.

*unmoved*

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Radio Paranoia posted:

A friend of mine used to run the local social media pages for Playboy and would routinely get marriage proposals via PM as he was listed as one of the page admins.

lol

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Telangana Nights the Ballad of Dicking Bhabhis

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

bubblebee posted:

tl;dr
Arranged marriages do happen but you have to have a job first.

loving great neets lose again

naem
May 29, 2011

Rasta_Al posted:

Telangana Nights the Ballad of Dicking Bhabhis

Rasta_Al posted:

Telangana Nights the Ballad of Dicking Bhabhis

Rasta_Al posted:

Telangana Nights the Ballad of Dicking Bhabhis

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
There are so many Indian engineers working at my site right now and I really, desperately want to ask them about hot bhabis :(

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Captain Yossarian posted:

There are so many Indian engineers working at my site right now and I really, desperately want to ask them about hot bhabis :(

I bet half of em are on facebook trying to find hot bhabis RIGHT NOW

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Nooner posted:

I bet half of em are on facebook trying to find hot bhabis RIGHT NOW

Lol holy poo poo they might be.... Im gonna go walk around and try to peep over shoulders :trumppop:

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Rasta_Al posted:

Telangana Nights the Ballad of Dicking Bhabhis

Whoooooaaaa

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Nooner posted:

I bet half of em are on facebook trying to find hot bhabis RIGHT NOW

BUT ARE THE HOT BHABHIS IN THEIR AREA?

This thread is worth it just for Bhabhi puns.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Captain Yossarian posted:

There are so many Indian engineers working at my site right now and I really, desperately want to ask them about hot bhabis :(

just yell "WAW WHAT A HOT BHABHI?!" and see how many guys look up

PS1 Hagrid
Sep 17, 2007

Looking for hot bhabhi with hot navel and sexy b*tt whatsapp 55569420

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


FactsAreUseless posted:

my fran, i hav good news

Yesssss

Greenplastic
Oct 24, 2005

Miao, miao!
My rear end is so much hungry

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Greenplastic posted:

My rear end is so much hungry



Hell, same

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop

melania trump is FURIOUS about this blatant sexism

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Rasta_Al posted:

Telangana Nights the Ballad of Dicking Bhabhis

Oh my god

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Greenplastic posted:

My rear end is so much hungry



Why so hungry if he already hosed?

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
He may have already hosed her (very hard), but it is unlikely he has eaten her jusy pussy with his rear end yet.

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky

bag em and tag em posted:

Why so hungry if he already hosed?

You wanted fine dining in the form of emily ratajowski but all you have at home is a greasy takeaway meal cooked 2 days ago and dropped on the floor a few times in the form of your indian wife

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

powerful sex moves posted:

He may have already hosed her (very hard), but it is unlikely he has eaten her jusy pussy with his rear end yet.

Oh bahbi. Am hot hard now for juicy navel!

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Greenplastic posted:

My rear end is so much hungry



The one like is from his wife hoping he'll stop trying to touch her.

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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
im the jusy pussy

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