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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
the movie gave him a boner without his consent, that's tantamount to rape

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counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Surely you're not suggesting anime overly sexualizes female characters or anything like that?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Zzulu posted:

I see so you're saying women aren't allowed to be sexy they aren't allowed to express their beauty is what you're saying basically, literally

that's QUITE problematic you womanhater

My ideal sexy woman is one who is nude all the time and turns invisible when I want her to

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Holy poo poo that "Music" is hot Garbage.

Still going to see it but definitely going to lower expectations after hearing that.

What's the word on a Deus Ex movie?

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Dues Ex as a franchise is dead so never I'm assuming.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

oohhboy posted:

What's the word on a Deus Ex movie?

literally nobody asked for this :mad:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
A Blade Runner movie truthful to the novel could work, but lol at whatever this is.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Blue Star posted:

I may have asked this before but seriously how much longer can this reboot/remake/belated-sequel-that-nobody-asked-for bullshit last?

Just wait until they start rebooting Harry Potter, the meltdowns will rival Chernobyl.

powerful sex moves posted:

Haven't seen a more blatant example of a character being designed specifically to create boners in a while. It actually surprised me, like, "oh, we're still doing that?" because it seems like super progressive Hollywood should be past that if they were really as super progressive as they claim. I'm not personally offended or anything - just seems a bit hypocritical.

By saying 'boners' you're excluding everyone that doesn't (currently) have or identify with a penis. Attraction can come from any part of the spectrum you shitlord. How'd I do? Not bad, right?

Hollywood isn't 'progressive' or 'regressive', it's an industry that exists to separate you from the dollars in your pocket. They'll give lip service to anyone likely to purchase their products.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

powerful sex moves posted:

super progressive Hollywood

lmaooooo

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


there's really no way they can make a live action GitS without putting the lead actress in a skin-tight suit

nobody goes to see it for the little tank robots

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

powerful sex moves posted:

Haven't seen a more blatant example of a character being designed specifically to create boners in a while. It actually surprised me, like, "oh, we're still doing that?" because it seems like super progressive Hollywood should be past that if they were really as super progressive as they claim. I'm not personally offended or anything - just seems a bit hypocritical.

As if any clear headed individual could make a boner from scarlet johanasans weird puffy looking skin suit body and bad hair cut

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

powerful sex moves posted:

Haven't seen a more blatant example of a character being designed specifically to create boners in a while. It actually surprised me, like, "oh, we're still doing that?" because it seems like super progressive Hollywood should be past that if they were really as super progressive as they claim. I'm not personally offended or anything - just seems a bit hypocritical.

Goddamn Hollywood, sexualizing the Major

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.
I don't think that the visual and thematic stuff that make GitS memorable or intriguing will translate into a Hollywood blockbuster well at all.

Does anyone remember the horribly thought out Charlize Theron movie Aeon Flux? It will be exactly like that.

khwarezm fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Mar 16, 2017

Zmej
Nov 6, 2005

powerful sex moves posted:

Haven't seen a more blatant example of a character being designed specifically to create boners in a while. It actually surprised me, like, "oh, we're still doing that?" because it seems like super progressive Hollywood should be past that if they were really as super progressive as they claim. I'm not personally offended or anything - just seems a bit hypocritical.
lol come on. did you actually watch the movie. the nudity is suppose to be unnerving and show she's detached and alienated from her own body (and I suppose sense of self). now her outfit in the series is inexcusable but that stuff is kinda garbage compared to the movie.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

All anime is a series of convoluted excuses why all the women are naked but it's not fan service you see there's a very interesting in-universe explanation. It's action and T&A for 14 year old boys.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Baronjutter posted:

All anime is a series of convoluted excuses why all the women are naked but it's not fan service you see there's a very interesting in-universe explanation. It's action and T&A for 14 year old boys.

When's the Best of the Worst anime reboot

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
uhhhh the robot lady has chameleon skin and has to be naked for STEALTH u stupid chads. she wears a burka thing to cover her hair and face and it is VERY PROGRESIVE

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Baronjutter posted:

All anime is a series of convoluted excuses why all the women are naked but it's not fan service you see there's a very interesting in-universe explanation. It's action and T&A for 14 year old boys.

*u and me do the naruto run every recess and gym class*

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Anime is bad.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Is a naked woman really sexualised in a work by a notorious porn artist? Hm... We might never know the answer to that one.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Trunko posted:

Why does the girl in that ghostly shell movie where a weird skin colored wet suit?

tired of being sexualized by confused indian men on facebook who want fak.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Baronjutter posted:

All anime is a series of convoluted excuses why all the women are naked but it's not fan service you see there's a very interesting in-universe explanation. It's action and T&A for 14 year old boys.

Hideo Kojima parachute account spotted

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

MikeCrotch posted:

Hideo Kojima parachute account spotted

Uhhhghggg she's not sexualized she just has to breathe through her skin!!!

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

What's wrong with being sexy?

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
nothing if ur a man

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....
Any word if Rich and Jack are going to do a Pre-Rec on Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild? I loved their commentary on Legend of Zelda 2: Link Adventure and would be fun to see what they say about Breath of the Wild.

Zmej
Nov 6, 2005

Paladinus posted:

Is a naked woman really sexualised in a work by a notorious porn artist? Hm... We might never know the answer to that one.
I did not know this so I retract my point and give up. anime is forever anime and full of boobs for "reasons"

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

bring back old gbs posted:

uhhhh the robot lady has chameleon skin and has to be naked for STEALTH u stupid chads. she wears a burka thing to cover her hair and face and it is VERY PROGRESIVE

There's a Yugoslavian superhero called Cat Claw who wears a skimpy bikini as her costume because everyone knows that mild-mannered Carol Conner would never wear something so revealing, so she couldn't be Cat Claw

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

BexGu posted:

Any word if Rich and Jack are going to do a Pre-Rec on Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild? I loved their commentary on Legend of Zelda 2: Link Adventure and would be fun to see what they say about Breath of the Wild.


I don't know and I don't care.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

BexGu posted:

Any word if Rich and Jack are going to do a Pre-Rec on Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild? I loved their commentary on Legend of Zelda 2: Link Adventure and would be fun to see what they say about Breath of the Wild.

They did a stream and seemed to enjoy it except for the weapon degradation. You can watch the stream if you have about 4 hours to kill.... so lonely

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Guy Goodbody posted:

There's a Yugoslavian superhero called Cat Claw who wears a skimpy bikini as her costume because everyone knows that mild-mannered Carol Conner would never wear something so revealing, so she couldn't be Cat Claw



I thought posting animé in Gbs was an insta ban

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

a bone to pick posted:

I don't know and I don't care.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Guy Goodbody posted:

There's a Yugoslavian superhero called Cat Claw who wears a skimpy bikini as her costume because everyone knows that mild-mannered Carol Conner would never wear something so revealing, so she couldn't be Cat Claw



wiki posted:

In the early 1980s, the publisher Dečje novine and editor Sibin Slavković called for comic strips that would resemble American superhero comics.

Kerac stated in a 1991 interview: "I tried to imagine what the wet dream of every male pig would look like, and Cat Claw was the answer".

Lol. He got it right.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

yugoslavian superhero

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

my favorite yugoslav superhero is that donkey who kicked field goals in the super bowl

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Paladinus posted:

Lol. He got it right.

Pffft those are C cups at best.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
What is cat claw's superpower?

Asking for a friend.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

reignofevil posted:

What is cat claw's superpower?

Asking for a friend.

She was scratched by a radioactive cat, so she has cat powers. Agility, night vision, claws, and the proportional strength and speed of a cat

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Put some tape on her and she's unable to walk/balance.

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naem
May 29, 2011

She's constantly trying to fit inside cardboard boxes and when they're too small her head gets stuck and she walks backward angrily on all fours

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