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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/AnyaSarai/status/842435566952148993

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Nixon wasn't a burger guy. This was his last meal in the White House.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Hillary would start WW3 and put boots on the ground in Syria again and create more forever war and

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Gotta say, I'm really looking forward to heading to Manhattan tomorrow, getting faced on green beer and watching my fellow drunks parade around. Does my Irish heritage proud.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



cottage cheese and pineapple are some good poo poo

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

Nixon wasn't a burger guy. This was his last meal in the White House.



very southern ca of him

all he's missing are avocados and toast

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Joementum posted:

Nixon wasn't a burger guy. This was his last meal in the White House.



I thought Nixon always put ketchup in his cottage cheese

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/842409617888038913

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!

WarMECH posted:

all irish people were born on st patricks day and can only consume potatoes for sustenance its a known fact

It's funny too because she was born and raised in southern Alabama and has a (not super thick, but still noticeable) southern accent. "ARE YOU IRISH?!"

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

angerbeet posted:

"No, I'm not a Nazi"

I should be a consultant

:same: to both

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

Thank god she wasn't born on September 11!

loving wish my family members' birthdays were that easy to never forget

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




We need more Olbermanns on the left

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
dick millhouse nixon was day crew as heck

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Mordiceius posted:

It's funny too because she was born and raised in southern Alabama and has a (not super thick, but still noticeable) southern accent. "ARE YOU IRISH?!"

she could just be from southern ireland tho

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


sandoz posted:



i sat at this table a week and a half ago

Is this in Guatemala?

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

logikv9 posted:

Well, is he??


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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
I wonder how many browns "Irish Americans" will attack tomorrow

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Oddly enough I was born on Cinco de Mayo and nobody ever asks me if I'm Mexican

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

angerbeet posted:

she could just be from southern ireland tho

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



i wonder of trump is as close as we'll get to having tracy jordan from 30 rock in the white house

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

i wonder of trump is as close as we'll get to having tracy jordan from 30 rock in the white house
He's Jenna Maroney.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


when u realize cersei set the trap

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

fits my needs posted:

A wish sandwich? Really? I guess this is what you come up with when you're hanging out with old rear end Florida retirees all the time and can't use their racist jargon.

you could go with the hick side of my family's old proverb:

"Wish in one hand, poo poo in the other, and see which fills up first"

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Pollyanna posted:

Is this in Guatemala?

no

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I'm gonna guess a lot of the "we're not Nazis, but yeah we're pretty much Nazis" groups have super serious oaths and ceremonies and poo poo

And if you publicly deny you're one of them when asked, they castrate you or something

So :lol: to this rear end in a top hat

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Facts:
- Blonde
- Narcissistic
- Obsessed with fame
- Aging poorly and in denial about it
- Unable to understand the feelings of others
- Not very bright
- Easily offended
- Vengeful and petty
- Beloved by Florida

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Spicer you dumb motherfucker get in the room and give us our blood

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



My buddy was born on November 8th and nobody asks him if he's Donald Trump

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Spicey has been kidnapped by the AARP

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

angerbeet posted:

she could just be from southern ireland tho

lol

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



He had about the worst birthday present from the Electoral College that you could imagine

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


I've got a call

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
This seriously feels like a MST3K skit right now.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/842420261651664896

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/842433407820926976

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler

angerbeet posted:

Spicey has been kidnapped by the AARP

i would pay to see spicey get beat up by old people w/ walkers and canes

hell, i'd pay a lot

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

I'VE GOT A CALL!

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

sandoz posted:



i sat at this table a week and a half ago

i have also sat at this table!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

FactsAreUseless posted:

Facts:
- Blonde
- Narcissistic
- Obsessed with fame
- Aging poorly and in denial about it
- Unable to understand the feelings of others
- Not very bright
- Easily offended
- Vengeful and petty
- Beloved by Florida

*touches the card taped to my head*

......hillary clinton?

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Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
Oh man that guys ringtone

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