Comic Strip Megathread XVII: I have a special recipe (cackle-cackle)

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Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Calvin and Hobbes

Ripley's

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Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

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SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

IronSaber posted:

I dunno what it says about me that I've been out of the Dilbert loop for 3+ years.

I think it means you're one of the lucky ones.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 16:45

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Endless Mike posted:

Is Bernice even with Piro or is it merely hypothetical? Is Piro even aware? Seems he's more into Tiffany.

Bernice has had a crush on Piro for at least a year now, but she hasn't yet worked up the nerve to ask Dez to give him a note that says "Bernice likes you. Do you like Bernice? Circle one. YES NO"

Luann

Dude's homeless, Bern. I don't think you have to worry about his address or what classes he's taking. As for where he hangs out, the answer is other people's couches and, well, park benches.

The Amazing Spider-Man

Sally Forth

The Heart of Juliet Jones

# ? Mar 16, 2017 16:55

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Julet Esqu posted:

Bernice has had a crush on Piro for at least a year now, but she hasn't yet worked up the nerve to ask Dez to give him a note that says "Bernice likes you. Do you like Bernice? Circle one. YES NO"

Luann

Dude's homeless, Bern. I don't think you have to worry about his address or what classes he's taking. As for where he hangs out, the answer is other people's couches and, well, park benches.

Yeah, I just wasn't sure if I'd missed somewhere where she actually, you know, *did* any of that. They cut so randomly between various plotlines it's hard to remember sometimes. Plus it's Luann. I'm not devoting any more memory to it than I absolutely have to.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 16:58

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Darthemed posted:

Ripley's

Not for long, it doesn't! Ha, ha, rising sea levels!

Also, I present to you: further evidence that Jeremy Clarkson does in fact live on Ballard Street.

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Ms Boods: Mar 19, 2009; Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

gleebster posted:

In one of Paul Fussell's books, he said that in 1939, you could buy a cavalry saber at Harrod's in London.

As late as the 1960s, you could buy a lion at Harrods

http://www.alioncalledchristian.com.au/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ-da0AZcRU

Manuel Calavera posted:

One Big Happy

Ruthie's a little old for it, but there's always Go Dog, Go

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dog-Bright-Early-Board-Book/dp/0553521098/ref=pd_sbs_14_t_0?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=ZJKRK31CGTD1S840GZ50

Ms Boods fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Mar 16, 2017

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My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Endless Mike posted:

It's been a couple years, at least.

Adams wanted them to look more like a real modern tech company.

E: October 13, 2014.

Huge missed opportunity to have the badge curl up, imo.

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treasureplane: Jul 12, 2008; throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.

King Aroo (January 14, 1952)

Nancy (March 1, 1944)

Wash Tubbs (October 30, 1929)

Gasoline Alley (November 28, 1923)

Lil' Abner (July 27, 1937)

Barney Google (November 29, 1922)

Alley Oop (February 28, 1934)

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Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Darthemed posted:

Ripley's

"They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don't bark..."

# ? Mar 16, 2017 21:45

Slammy: Mar 30, 2011; Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Dream of the Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)

And He Did. (March, 1916)

Outbursts of Everett True (July, 1916)

Doings of the Duffs. (June, 1918, click for big)

The Gay Thirties (June, 1935, click for big))

They'll Do It Every Time (June, 1940, click for big)

Mopsy (November, 1940)

Tweedy (January, 1956, click for big)

Archie (November, 1955, click for big)

Ms. Haggly:

Jaf (1970)

Feiffer (1971, click for big)

Andy Capp (March, 1971, click for big)

Wee Pals (April, 1971, click for big)

Pyton

Richard's Poor Almanac (click for big)

Dick Tracy (February, 2006, click for big)

Amen.

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CaptainCaveman: Apr 16, 2005; Always searching for North.

There's something wonderful about Newspaper Spider-Man immediately worrying about Ronan not being able to breathe with his helmet off when the whole reason he took it of was because Ronan needed it to breathe.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 22:58

tiercel: Apr 22, 2008

Ms Boods posted:

Ruthie's a little old for it, but there's always Go Dog, Go

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dog-Bright-Early-Board-Book/dp/0553521098/ref=pd_sbs_14_t_0?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=ZJKRK31CGTD1S840GZ50

Counterpoint: You are never too old for Go Dog Go.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 23:14

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Slammy posted:

Amen.

She looks like that creepy old lady in One Big Happy.

# ? Mar 16, 2017 23:26

Savidudeosoo: Feb 12, 2016; Pelican, a Bag Man

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True (July, 1916)

Is this the first time Mr. True has sustained battle damage from someone who isn't his wife?

Wumo

Herb and Jamal

Curtis

Lio

Zippy the Pinhead

Harley

Random Wallace

Pluggers

Baldo

Get Fuzzy

Wizard of Id

Big Nate

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Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Slammy posted:

Amen.

So Dick Tracy just kind of turned into a Chick Tract for a little while, huh?

# ? Mar 17, 2017 01:35

Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006

Why are you posting Wumo

I thought people were crystal clear that it is worthless garbage even worse than modern Nancy and that other comic strip with the horrible nerds.

Please stop at once.

# ? Mar 17, 2017 01:47

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Calaveron posted:

Why are you posting Wumo

I thought people were crystal clear that it is worthless garbage even worse than modern Nancy and that other comic strip with the horrible nerds.

Please stop at once.

They listened too much to the Mistress of Death in Dick Tracy & decided to give up common decency.

# ? Mar 17, 2017 01:52

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Some Guy TT posted:

Mother From Another Country

This one is just my hating to mess around with those perfect final panels.

That is a pretty good suitcase chair.

# ? Mar 17, 2017 01:53

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Calaveron posted:

Why are you posting Wumo

I thought people were crystal clear that it is worthless garbage even worse than modern Nancy and that other comic strip with the horrible nerds.

Please stop at once.

Posting terrible poo poo is great!

# ? Mar 17, 2017 02:17

A HUNGRY MOUTH: Nov 3, 2006; date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss; Nap Ghost

Calaveron posted:

Why are you posting Wumo

I thought people were crystal clear that it is worthless garbage even worse than modern Nancy and that other comic strip with the horrible nerds.

Please stop at once.

I have the suspicion my sage warnings have been taken somewhat less than seriously.

# ? Mar 17, 2017 02:46

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

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Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Heathcliff

Piranha Club

Dick Tracy

Judge Parker

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane

So, was she planning on going commando under her wedding dress?

9 Chickweed Lane

I take no responsibility for suggesting this terrible idea.

# ? Mar 17, 2017 03:20

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

It will never cease to amaze and infuriate me how easily the men in Chickweed will turn into drooling idiots at the mere suggestion of a woman doing something remotely sexily. I remember multiple guys having to "remain seated" due to the raging boners they got when whats-her-face that's getting married hinted she had a tattoo (probably) on her butt.

The Classic Dinette Set remembers the good times.

Working Daze veers close to "kids and their Facebooks" territory.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix didn't wash its hands.

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kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Friending became a verb in like fuckin 2006 when everyone and their mom got on facebook you stupid god drat comic

# ? Mar 17, 2017 03:50

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

But why couldn't people just continue using the archaic irregular "befriend" instead of intuitively creating a new word (actually just using one dating to the 17th century in a new sense) using the clear English grammar that allows this???

# ? Mar 17, 2017 04:33

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Phantom Classic

Radio Patrol

Rip Kirby

Big Ben Bolt

Yes. He is banging on those drums like an aborigine. Thank you for that observation, The 50's. :stare:

# ? Mar 17, 2017 06:30

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Kennel posted:

Posting terrible poo poo is great!

I agree!

Intelligent Life - what the hell happened to the text in the first panel?

Take It From the Tinkersons

Dark Side of the Horse

Viivi & Wagner

# ? Mar 17, 2017 06:31

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Wumo, Oh Baby, and Herb and Jamaal, all suddenly reappearing in the comic strip thread. What has happened to this world?

F Minus

That's a hell of a controlled burn right there.

Mary Worth

Oh, Mary's cruised before. She's been there! She's roadside, man!

Rex Morgan MD

Yeah, she's not coming back to your school.

Secret Agent X-9

I know it's a legit thing to identify a typewriter and use that as evidence, but I do like the idea that the FBI back then had entire departments with groups of men dedicated to one specific thing. Day in and day out all they do is categorize and compare every typewriter manufactured, and compare those records with the huge amount of typewritten evidence that simply must be matched up or the bad guys win.

Apartment 3-G

# ? Mar 17, 2017 06:31

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail

Pearls Before Swine

The Phantom

Pooch Caf�

Understanding Chaos

# ? Mar 17, 2017 06:37

Savidudeosoo: Feb 12, 2016; Pelican, a Bag Man

I've come to adore Wumbo, like a misshapen special-needs child that Facebook can't enough of. I will continue to post it in hopes that one day it will be accepted, if not loved, by all.

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