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Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug
kellyanne conway trucks spice out tied to a handcart, blindfold on and cigarette in mouth

https://twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713?lang=en

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atomic johnson
Dec 7, 2000

peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
this was supposed to start an hour ago, right?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Sean Spicer is the most handsome man on television

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Reporter in the background croaking "water... water..."

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
its the rush page

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

atomic johnson posted:

this was supposed to start an hour ago, right?

Yup.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

posting on the rand paul page

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

paranoid randroid posted:

meme appropriation~

FeelsBadMan :cryingpepe:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

atomic johnson posted:

this was supposed to start an hour ago, right?

Yes but this administration is composed of idiotic cowards who don't know how to read the bright red digital watches their moms got them

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

angerbeet posted:

Reporter in the background croaking "water... water..."

water thirsty sick man

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

thrawn527 posted:

My god...it's a trap...they're about to gas the room! Every one get out!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

paranoid randroid posted:

meme appropriation~

big boss said grimly

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Maybe spicer went to change out of his lucky charms pants but tore his back up pants, then went to put on his lucky charm pants and tore those as well.


poor guy

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Sounds like a great reason to completely gut them. That's all they were doing right? Nothing else important?

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


thrawn527 posted:

My god...it's a trap...they're about to gas the room! Every one get out!

steve bannon hologram: destroy whats left of them

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
loving daylight savings

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


2min warning

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler
spicer stumbles onstage, forgetting to take off the bunny suit, mouth full of chocolate egg and peeps

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

:siren: Two minute warning. :siren:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Is it cyanide or arsenic that makes you thirsty

Oh lol it's strychnine I'm thinking of haha

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
this is like that community episode where they just tell people to wait in a room and see how long it takes them to give up and leave as a social experiment isn't it?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
is green tie guy just there to hang out? stretch his legs?

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_6dkzL4VS4

atomic johnson
Dec 7, 2000

peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes

Inspector Hound posted:

Yes but this administration is composed of idiotic cowards who don't know how to read the bright red digital watches their moms got them

i think he's in the bathroom, constipated from eating green bananas on a dare, and he's crying because he has a poo halfway out and he's too exhausted from his initial efforts to finish

or he's watching college basketball and just forgot about this

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

paranoid randroid posted:

meme appropriation~

You wouldn't steal a car :colbert:

Seriously though I still want Liz to run for president in 2020 and goddammit that blurb is her PR goldmine, nobody else's

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Holy lol "DONT WORRY ABOUT TIPPING, WE KNOW YOUR KIND DOESNT LIKE THAT poo poo"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

DryGoods posted:

Hey, remember how Rex Tillerson only allowed one journalist on his trip to Asia? Here's some of the reporting from that outlet.

https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/842444602028224512

The other day The Five had an article from them that was totes real about a conversation he had with the Afghanistan ambassador which was summarized as "the ambassador thought Trump was dumb, but then he asked me three questions Obama never once in 8 years asked! 'what do you need?', 'how can we beat the taliban?', and 'how do we increase investment?'"

http://ijr.com/2017/03/822619-i-had...ma-is-stunning/

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
:siren:¡¡¡SPICEY TIME IS GO TIME!!!:siren:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?425535-1/sean-spicer-briefs-reporters-white-house

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
An hour is not 'little', bitch.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Isn't it a bit late for SpiceWorld?

atomic johnson
Dec 7, 2000

peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes

MacheteZombie posted:

is green tie guy just there to hang out? stretch his legs?

he's hoping people start chroma-keying funny things on his tie and he gets internet famous

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Watch'em not bring it up

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
I couldn't figure out how to tie my tie

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Internet Webguy posted:

this is like that community episode where they just tell people to wait in a room and see how long it takes them to give up and leave as a social experiment isn't it?

Except they want everyone to leave asap

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

thrawn527 posted:

:siren: Two minute warning. :siren:

link it. i need it into my vains.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

"Getting ready for the season. Got a couple coming."

Spicer still not speak so good

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Dapper_Swindler posted:

link it. i need it into my vains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv-95Y-edbo

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

MariusLecter posted:

Okay deep state stooge plant :yeah:

Hey eonwe is a deep state sponge not a plant

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

Dapper_Swindler posted:

link it. i need it into my vains.

Edit: Link above looks more legit.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

zegermans posted:

The other day The Five had an article from them that was totes real about a conversation he had with the Afghanistan ambassador which was summarized as "the ambassador thought Trump was dumb, but then he asked me three questions Obama never once in 8 years asked! 'what do you need?', 'how can we beat the taliban?', and 'how do we increase investment?'"

http://ijr.com/2017/03/822619-i-had...ma-is-stunning/

he was asking those questions because he genuinely had no idea what to do hth

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