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Take a hungry man meal, put a block of velveeta cheese on it and chow down you fat piece of poo poo. (Not you Shoah Nuff, the generic fat piece of poo poo)
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Mar 16, 2017 18:17
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A Man and his dog posted:Who actually bitches about people eating healthy breakfast food ? Eli Wiggum posted:goons
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Mar 16, 2017 18:46
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loving UNCW
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Mar 16, 2017 19:27
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Blitz7x posted:loving UNCW I know man. I know. I went to a couples games this season. RIP Hawks.
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Mar 16, 2017 20:09
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Thinking of buying season tickets to the local FCS team, they're usually not very good, but at $300 per seat per season to get into the first 20 rows at the 30 yard line (of which $160 is tax deductible) it's still really tempting.
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Mar 16, 2017 20:13
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Blitz7x posted:Who eats cereal over the age of 22 People who know the bliss of Count Chocula
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Mar 16, 2017 22:06
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Coffee, cigarette, couple pieces of fruit is my breakfast and it is good.
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Mar 16, 2017 22:31
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Hot Diggity! posted:Coffee, cigarette, couple pieces of fruit is my breakfast and it is good. smoking is bad for you!!
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Mar 16, 2017 22:41
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Print. The. Shirts. 
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Mar 16, 2017 22:50
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Ehud posted:smoking is bad for you!! Yeah
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Mar 16, 2017 22:51
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I eat grape nuts with liquid yogurt, usually Kefir yogurt. Sometimes I eat a banana too. Actually most days I skip breakfast but I'm lazy and don't need to be up till 9 AM so really I just have lunch for breakfast. I also like a toasted bagel with light cream cheese (which is really neufchatel cheese I think), smoked trout, capers, and dill. I can't drink coffee really (it's a laxative and my poop tunnels can't hack it) but I enjoy a cup of homemade chai. We start with dried spices, quickly ground by hand in a mortar and pestle just to break them up a little, so really not ground but broken. Add to a pot with four cups of water and one cup of milk and a big tablespoon of good dark indian tea and simmer for three minutes. Then filter it through a fine sieve, you're supposed to froth it at this point by pouring back and forth between two things but I never bother, and then we store it in the fridge in a big pitcher and just heat some up whenever. Lasts about two days between me and my wife, but I only have like one cup in the morning. I hope the 49ers hire Kirk Cousins. My new table saw is in the truck but it's too heavy for me and my wife to take out (it isn't, but she's worried about it crushing her and I don't want her trying to heft it if she's freaking about about it) so it's stuck there until my neighbor is free or my brother comes by or I get annoyed and just start disassembling it until I have separate pieces. Another good breakfast is toast with a little butter or if you are feeling frisky, some homemade jam.
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Mar 16, 2017 22:59
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I eat almost anything but I'll never understand how people want to eat yogurt. It's so disgusting/literally still loving alive and unless you want to be Ahnold you don't need your protein to come from that greek monstrosity, either.
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Mar 16, 2017 23:02
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yogurt owns
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Mar 16, 2017 23:06
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Diqnol posted:I eat almost anything but I'll never understand how people want to eat yogurt. It's so disgusting/literally still loving alive and unless you want to be Ahnold you don't need your protein to come from that greek monstrosity, either. you breathe in living things with every breath you take, and there's ten times more living non-human cells in your body than human cells. The cultures in your yogurt are cleaner and healthier and better than the cultures in your filthy mouth. That said if you hate the texture I can understand that.
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Mar 16, 2017 23:08
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Diqnol posted:I eat almost anything but I'll never understand how people want to eat yogurt. It's so disgusting/literally still loving alive and unless you want to be Ahnold you don't need your protein to come from that greek monstrosity, either. Whoa bro. Sometimes you want something nice and light when you wake up and hydrating. Like every morning I don't feel like waking up and consuming 2 eggs 3 slices of bacon 2 pancakes and some toast.
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Mar 17, 2017 00:15
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Diqnol posted:I eat almost anything but I'll never understand how people want to eat yogurt. It's so disgusting/literally still loving alive and unless you want to be Ahnold you don't need your protein to come from that greek monstrosity, either. bacteria is ~ubiquitous~
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Mar 17, 2017 00:26
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Doing some walking. Watching the Rubberbandits declare trews about the economy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npolZDUs4GE
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Mar 17, 2017 00:35
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Leperflesh posted:you breathe in living things with every breath you take, and there's ten times more living non-human cells in your body than human cells. The cultures in your yogurt are cleaner and healthier and better than the cultures in your filthy mouth. Doesn't this mean I only weigh about 1/11th as much as the scale weighs? gently caress da bacteria I'm totally underweight.
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Mar 17, 2017 00:38
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Quiet Feet posted:Doesn't this mean I only weigh about 1/11th as much as the scale weighs? gently caress da bacteria I'm totally underweight. nah bacterial cells are tiny compared to most of your human cells (also I believe that includes your viral load and skin parasites, but they don't weigh much either)
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Mar 17, 2017 00:41
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Leperflesh posted:you breathe in living things with every breath you take, and there's ten times more living non-human cells in your body than human cells. The cultures in your yogurt are cleaner and healthier and better than the cultures in your filthy mouth. The point is the yogurt is still loving growing lmao, thats so gross. Also, yes, I'm a texture eater and also it smells like rear end. My brother used to eat greek yogurt every day to get ripped and he'd occasionally leave one on a counter somewhere and good loving god does that stink. A Man and his dog posted:Whoa bro. Why don't you just, like, get a CLIF bar? Leperflesh posted:nah bacterial cells are tiny compared to most of your human cells The bacteria in your intestines weigh 10 pounds in totality haha
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Mar 17, 2017 00:48
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Diqnol posted:The point is the yogurt is still loving growing lmao, thats so gross. The bacteria in the yogurt is reproducing, just like the bacteria in everything else you eat that you didn't just immediately boil before you ate it. And all the bacteria (and yeast and viruses etc.) in and on your body are also reproducing. Also your fresh vegetables are still growing from reserves. Your potatoes will sprout if you let them, so will carrots, celery, etc. It's hard to draw a bright line distinction between when a plant is alive vs. dead. quote:Also, yes, I'm a texture eater and also it smells like rear end. My brother used to eat greek yogurt every day to get ripped and he'd occasionally leave one on a counter somewhere and good loving god does that stink. Weird, I haven't noticed much smell from good fresh yogurt.
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Mar 17, 2017 00:52
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Diqnol posted:The point is the yogurt is still loving growing lmao, thats so gross. Also, yes, I'm a texture eater and also it smells like rear end. My brother used to eat greek yogurt every day to get ripped and he'd occasionally leave one on a counter somewhere and good loving god does that stink. If you think about it, the only things that aren't gross are rocks and hot cheetos.
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Mar 17, 2017 00:58
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Cheetos are cool and good. But, the residual OFF them can become a burden. Not really for even adults. Just the kid eats a bag of Doritos / Cheetos and you like what the gently caress just happened in my house...
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Mar 17, 2017 02:25
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Probably not a popular opinion but I could rip through a box of Cracklin Oat Bran like no one's business. Also can't go wrong with Frosted Flakes...
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Mar 17, 2017 02:49
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Leperflesh posted:The bacteria in the yogurt is reproducing, just like the bacteria in everything else you eat that you didn't just immediately boil before you ate it. And all the bacteria (and yeast and viruses etc.) in and on your body are also reproducing. I have Ate yogurt hundreds of times and never had any problems. Sorry, you eat all that beef and have to check but also don't find problems! Common ground great !!!!
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Mar 17, 2017 03:10
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A Man and his dog posted:: That wasn't yogurt.
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Mar 17, 2017 03:38
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I drink those little shots of probiotics in lieu of eating yoghurt.
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Mar 17, 2017 05:05
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golden grahams cocoa puffs berry berry kix crispix corn pops frosted shredded wheat
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Mar 17, 2017 05:13
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Mar 17, 2017 05:23
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Just black coffee
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Mar 17, 2017 05:25
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four eggs scrambled with hot sauce honey nut cheerios, about 3 cups worth 1 glass fruit juice (mango orange banana right now, but the Correct Choice is passion orange guava which I can't find where I am now) 24oz of strong, black coffee (I'm pretty sure that's how big my mug is) normally holds me over for a half hour or so then I'm ready to eat lunch
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Mar 17, 2017 05:26
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Qwijib0 posted:Just black coffee This guy knows what's up. I don't eat breakfast anymore because I'm trying IF but Quest Bars and 20 oz of water were the poo poo for breakfast.
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Mar 17, 2017 05:30
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yogurt is delicious what the gently caress is wrong with you people
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Mar 17, 2017 06:23
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Spoeank posted:This guy knows what's up. I try to limit my eating hours to 10 but its tough.
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Mar 17, 2017 06:37
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I haven't eaten breakfast regularly in over ten years. Haven't eaten lunch regularly since high school. I basically eat like a hunter/gatherer
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Mar 17, 2017 06:41
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I don't eat breakfast anymore either but eating disorders are less funny when they're not jokes
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Mar 17, 2017 06:42
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I'm surprised most of you skip breakfast. Like I thought most goons would: Wake up, take hot relaxing shower, get stoned, eat awesome breakfast food, go do whatever with the day..... Apparently not. 
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Mar 17, 2017 09:47
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Spoeank posted:This guy knows what's up.
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I closed the bar last night. I opened the bar at 7 this morning. Happy dumb holiday
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